Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Ragland Tiger 3,406]

"You can't turn off the dark. You can only turn on the light."

[Tropical Melody 6,301]

14 hours ago, Ragland Tiger said:

"You can't turn off the dark. You can only turn on the light."

"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,095]

 "If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why."

[Denim&Venöm 19,095]

"Are you high!?"

"Am I what?"

"High?!"

"Hello." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,095]

 "Works in the front office. Bald guy. Kind of a Dick."

[Silly Druid 7,025]

"If this doesn't work, I'll bite."

also

"It was a perfectly understandable misunderstanding."

[Castle Bleck 19,375]

"Walk real funny, bless my soul. Can't play tennis, and it's hard to bowl."

[ThePinkestofPones 2,808]

Conscience: "Imagine talking to your younger self, what would you say to her or ask her?" 

Me: "Girl, what made you think literal pixels on a screen were handsome? Seriously, I like Red too, but like, is he REALLY "cute" cuz' I just like his design and stuff, I dunno what yo' ass doing"

11 year old me: "Haha, funny pixel boy go burr!" 

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,095]

 "You're not smart enough to understand."

"You're not smart enough to explain." 

[Samurai Equine 51,795]

Well it's your own fault for not appearing when I wanted you to! And just for that, I'm naming him Blastoise. 

[Tropical Melody 6,301]

"It looks like nothing you've ever seen before - well there's one simplification at least - electrons behave exactly the same in this respect as photons, that is, they're both screwy, but in exactly the same way."

 

Edited October 16, 2024 by Tropical Melody

[Arrlong28 795]

"I wish you to be more lucky than me, since My children are defective"

[Tropical Melody 6,301]

"Right - and I know I keep saying that - and I know I keep saying 'I know I keep saying that' ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,095]

 "Kevin did you just break up with me on Genshin."

[MidnightFire1222 2,170]

"i don't have my weird glitchy arm poking out."

[hyperspritz 38]

"very evil opening"

this song has been stuck in my head all day

[Denim&Venöm 19,095]

"May your god forgive you.

Because I won't."

[Nitobit 1,846]

"The room is now full of flammable gas. Don't use the lighter."
click
"NO!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,301]

"So don't use water on a class B fire."

"Sounds like a country music line ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,095]

 "Shit, did Andre have abs in that one shot?"

[Tropical Melody 6,301]

"This dude chugs energy drinks, oh my god bro. Actually me too."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,696]

"I knew what he meant. But I still went with the lewd interpretation."

[Tropical Melody 6,301]

Watch this thing puke coolant all over the floor. Watch me not doing anything about it.

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,095]

"Come, 9 year olds. Let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocate." 

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,406]

"See inside hostess for outside seating."