Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Iforgotmybrain 6,750]

"Is Mr. Clean the most iconic bald character?"

[Samurai Equine 54,503]

You see, the problem is that it's a watery liquid. And water does what it's going to do.

[Tropical Melody 7,305]

"I don't think it's a cult, I think that's just the colour of the chairs."

 

[Silly Druid 7,601]

"Don't ask me, I went to flight school."

[Samurai Equine 54,503]

And a side of butterbur.

[MidnightFire1222 2,274]

"I'm finding new and creative ways to suck!"

[Sparklefan1234 178,739]

21 minutes ago, MidnightFire1222 said:

"I'm finding new and creative ways to suck!"

 

All I can hear in my mind is "Please be a vampire. Please be a vampire.". 🤣

[Samurai Equine 54,503]

They are Nigh & Mare! However, the last one is not a horse.

[Slappy Bird 142]

"The vanilla ice electronic rap game will endure capital punishment"

[MidnightFire1222 2,274]

1 hour ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

All I can hear in my mind is "Please be a vampire. Please be a vampire.". 🤣

Nope!

[Dreambiscuit 10,938]

“I thought I was asleep and you were just a bad dream I was having.”

[Arrlong28 808]

Now I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly, dreaming I am a man. 

[Tropical Melody 7,305]

"I don't think I've danced along to a Pink Floyd song before, I'm usually deep in thought or pensive, or bawling my eyes out..."

 

[ThePinkestofPones 5,920]

"See Michael Myers, be Michael Myers- *trips over the curb* HOW DOES HE SEE IN THIS MASK?!"

[Tropical Melody 7,305]

"If I screw up we can delete the video and no one would ever know and everyone would still think I'm a genius. That's the beauty of YouTube."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,253]

"Fk it. I'll be a furry at the Gala." 

[Arrlong28 808]

May Princess Luna wach over your dreams. 

[Ragland Tiger 3,482]

Soccer not allowed.

Soccer may only be played

in archery range.

Edited November 1, 2024 by Ragland Tiger

[Otaku-sempai 628]

2 hours ago, Ragland Tiger said:

Soccer not allowed.

Soccer may only be played

in archery range.

That sounds like a Night Vale local ordinance. 

[Felis Amafeles 1,688]

Innsbruck inches or Nuremberg inches？

Edited November 2, 2024 by Felis Amafeles

[Denim&Venöm 20,253]

"That was 2017!"

"Y'know what, I don't give a st!"

[Silly Druid 7,601]

"Do y'all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? Yeah. It wasn't that."

[Silly Druid 7,601]

"Where were you last night?"
"Aaa..."
"Likely story."

[Astralshy 29,078]

"Who are you?"

"I'm Orbman!"

[Tropical Melody 7,305]

"I can relate - I am wearing three layers of fake tan right now just to get a barely possible human colour."