Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Silly Druid 8,470]

"4d cheese"

[Tao 10,003]

This is a wha......?

[Violetta Vylet 382]

Poly Ace

[ThePinkestofPones 6,964]

"Labubu? More like Lapoopoo,"

[Denim&Venöm 21,958]

"If you're still alive, you're not struggling with depression.

Depression is struggling with you." 

[Ice Princess Silky <3 20,261]

"A smug cough. Huh. I did not know that even existed."

LOL ~ 

[Denim&Venöm 21,958]

 "266 miles per hour?

Somebody spank my arse!" 

[Samurai Equine 58,248]

Curse this schedule~!

[liujiadong 3,082]

I need to go to the bathroom to relieve myself.

 

[Otaku-sempai 851]

"I apologize for our children. We tried." 

[Silly Druid 8,470]

"Remember to have sympathy for fog, kids: for once it's gone, it's never mist."

[ThePinkestofPones 6,964]

"Having a social life is part time, but being a 'weirdo' is forever," 

[Silly Druid 8,470]

"DNA stands for National Dyslexic Association."

[Samurai Equine 58,248]

It's imitation crab. The real crab couldn't be bothered.

[Silly Druid 8,470]

"Actually 5 is smaller than 4 for large values of 4."

[liujiadong 3,082]

Yo, this milk’s gone bad, but it’s still drinkable though!

 

[Samurai Equine 58,248]

I spaced out and did nothing for two hours. 

[Ganondorf8 11,809]

I remember why I quit playing Mario Kart 8: Deluxe so many years ago. I'm just a glutton for punishment.

[Ice Princess Silky <3 20,261]

"the donut to patrol ratio is rather skewed towards the former."

I absolutely hate that this killed me. 

[Silly Druid 8,470]

"I love my stomach. I sacrifice food to it every single day."

[Tropical Melody 8,830]

"Say it! Say it!"

"'I know Kung Fu.'"

"He said it!"

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,599]

"Natural stupidity is more dangerous than artificial intelligence"

[ThePinkestofPones 6,964]

"🎵Don't need no guy, I'll maybe have some pie, cannot even lie, just need me, myself and I!🎶"

[Silly Druid 8,470]

"Guess what I did? I raised my eyebrows."

[Denim&Venöm 21,958]

"The Church had never excommunicated anyone a second time,

 but..."