Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"Do you want to know what happened next, sir?"

"Next? There was a next?" said the major, beginning to panic.

"Um... yes sir. Quite a lot of next, actually..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,171]

"I'm sorry, can you go back to the part about Sonic the Hedgehog meeting mother fking Spawn!'?"

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"There's times when you look at the universe and you think, 'What about me?' and you can just hear the universe replying, 'Well, what about you?'"

 

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"Rough as a badger's ass..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,171]

"Let's give these people what they want and that's you three scissoring me!" 

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"It's just easier if they lay there and take no notice"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,500]

"The power of friendship...through mindless destruction!"

[CandyCorn 430]

gotta add a character thing, but I won't add context

[Denim&Venöm 21,171]

 "Fact #1: Flamingos are fking stupid!" 

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

14 hours ago, CandyCorn said:

gotta add a character thing, but I won't add context

I Googled that phrase and it led me to this ...

"Except that mental health days are bullshit-leprechaun-fairy-dust-magic that don’t actually exist. I ADORE the idea of mental health days and I fantasise about them often. Let me tell you something – I’ve never managed more than a mental health half an hour."

"I can’t think of one person in the world who has the ability to drop everything at their busiest time of year and be all 'Instead of doing stuff today I’m going to drink coconut water and play with some kittens. Screw my job, my family and my responsibilities – I’m off to get a totally pointless seaweed wrap.'"

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,171]

 "It's just embarrassing when you squirt all over everybody!" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"I have to do this! Else the Newt Man will come in the night and steal all my shoes!"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,500]

"Next, anon shall go on a quest for fire and discover pottery."

[Denim&Venöm 21,171]

" Sex is great. But have you ever had Culver's?"

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"Just as I thought! Pink mice do not occur in nature!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,171]

"Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fking second!" 

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"Let's see, we'll slip this one in, I'm pretty sure this is a good one – famous last words – that's not something you want to hear from your heart transplant doctor ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,171]

"Love everyone, no matter what."

"What if they have tattoos?"

"Yes, even if they ask stupid questions." 

[Denim&Venöm 21,171]

 "My groin has been on fire since national scissoring day!"

[Ragland Tiger 3,555]

"It would be simple, if it would just be simple."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

Sorry nothing.

 

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Denim&Venöm 21,171]

 "Dragon daddy vs. Ghost daddy."

 "Oh I like it!"

[Ragland Tiger 3,555]

You’re No One’s Missing Puzzle Piece. You’re complete all on your own.

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"It's not the sort of thing that would go missing without you noticing, would it? A St Bernard dog ..."