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[Tropical Melody 5,534]

On 2023-12-29 at 3:24 AM, Samurai Knuckles Chao said:

What fool put a carpet on the wall?

I think that's called a tapestry

 

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

"No, it's going on my balls." 

[Samurai Equine 48,686]

It seems the land of electronics has failed me. 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

My wife is such a bad cook the mice stole the dental floss from the bathroom and hung themselves under the sink

 

[Samurai Equine 48,686]

HAPPY NEW YEARS!! 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"They tried to jump-start it from a bulldozer... which released the magic smoke ..."

 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"I can't get too close with this GoPro, because it goes all blurry"

Yeah I think that's called 'Out of focus' Craig ..

 

 

[Shiny Silvermoon 3,255]

It's said that an image is worth a thousand words, so...

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"It's not that, I'm scared of being electrocuted and swept up"

 

[Samsara 85]

"I like the smoothie".

[Ragland Tiger 3,317]

The Institute Of Unfinished Research has concluded that six out of ten people

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "Did you really dip your testicles in glitter?" 

"Pretty nuts, right?" 

[Samurai Equine 48,686]

I was suppose to watch my shows, and instead I got pulled into a LOL-Random storm! 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"And look at that, we got rear view cameras - so I can see you seeing me, while you are seeing me seeing you seeing me ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "His family tree was a freaking Christmas wreath!" 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

That's the vocab word of the day: 'miniscus'

 

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "Every line of the Wikipedia article is just a roast disguised as relevant information." 

[Samurai Equine 48,686]

Hmm... What would a steam punk Kamen Rider look like? 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"And ... Mrs. Tilly, I think you wrote a lovely well-spelled and grammatical letter to us suggesting that everyone under the age of eighteen should be flogged once a week to stop them being so noisy?"

 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"The first two 'songs' add up to 47 horrible minutes and mainly sound like someone having a seizure with a trumpet stuck in their gob ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "Something about Batman reading out loud a cash app donation is very funny for some reason."

[Cagey 4,216]

"It could always be worse. You could always be Naruto."

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "Weird how Ice Nine Kills nailed it but Maroon 5 can't." 

[Ragland Tiger 3,317]

"I used to think my brain was the most wonderful part of my body, then I realized who was telling me that." 

--Emo Phillips

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"If you fail to plan, then you plan to fail ..."