The Worst Ship

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I want to know what is the worst ship you can think of. And it can be any 2 creatures, no explanation required.

For me, Big Mac x Boulder.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Crack ships, eh? Okay, I'll take a "crack" at it.  Get it?

Um, I think the ship Party Favour X Amethyst Star sounds pretty terrible to me.  

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Prince Blueblood x Maud

[FlareGun45 2,221]

Spoiled Rich X Svengallop!

It's the best worst ship!  

[SharpWit 2,614]

The Russian Monitor Novgorad, the only ship to be made in the shape of a circle, said to have spun out of control very easily resulting in it being guided by the current more than anything else and anything other than calm smooth waters would result in chaos. Oh but you meant MLP characters didn't you. In that case,,, Braeburn and Little Strongheart. They don't need diplomatic ties to be that close.

Edited May 5, 2018 by SharpWit

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Worst ship? Probably the U.S.S. Massachusetts (can't believe I spelled that right on the first try, btw). One of the first ships to sport 13-inch guns, the recoil from one volley very nearly sank it each time it fired. It was so bad, it was deemed obsolete only about 5 years after it was built, and we used it for target practice until it sunk.

[FirePuppy 734]

Big Mac / Sugar Belle.

No, I'm not kidding -- I really mean it! You'll see what I mean in two weeks when the episode airs.

[Flutterstep 47,069]

Applejack x Big Mac

 Seriously!?

[Cwanky 17,569]

Crackle and Spike?     

[Megas 27,569]

Rainbow Dash x Zephyr Breeze

makes me fucking gag

....wait, what do you mean people actually ship this?

[PiratePony 8,475]

Can I go with all of them? Eh @Lightwing?

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26 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

Applejack x Big Mac

I definitely agree. All ships that are incestuous are pure garbage. 

[kaiser5578 340]

Celestisparkle for me, seriously it's just a little bit to much like a stepmother trying to get into her stepdaughter's pant, or vice versa 

[Double Clutch 435]

Twilight Sparkle and anyone besides Sombra.  Yes, I'm a Twibra shipper.

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46 minutes ago, Double Clutch said:

Twilight Sparkle and anyone besides Sombra.  Yes, I'm a Twibra shipper.

For months on end I was on a spree on fimfic reading nothing but Twibra fics. Evil, corrupted Twi is best Twi.

Edited May 5, 2018 by Slipstream95

[Double Clutch 435]

1 minute ago, Slipstream95 said:

For months on end I was on a spree on fimfic reading nothing but Twibra fics. Evil, corrupted Twi is best Twi.

Agreed

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1 hour ago, kaiser5578 said:

Celestisparkle for me, seriously it's just a little bit to much like a stepmother trying to get into her stepdaughter's pant, or vice versa 

Reminds me of the song "It'll be OK" by SherclopPones XD

1 hour ago, Jaspers said:

I definitely agree. All ships that are incestuous are pure garbage. 

"But they have so much in common!"

Of course they do, they're brother and sister!

1 hour ago, PiratePony said:

Can I go with all of them? Eh @Lightwing?

"How dare they put couples IN MY CHRISTIAN TV SHOW!"

1 hour ago, Whomps said:

Rainbow Dash x Zephyr Breeze

makes me fucking gag

....wait, what do you mean people actually ship this?

I do mean pony shipping, not sailing ships, I thought that was obvious since this is in show discussion but eh...

Oh, and, I hate Zephyr Breeze, he is my least fav pony

2 hours ago, Cwanky said:

Crackle and Spike?     

Oh geez, that is bad...

2 hours ago, FirePuppy said:

Big Mac / Sugar Belle.

No, I'm not kidding -- I really mean it! You'll see what I mean in two weeks when the episode airs.

I'll take your word on it

4 hours ago, Meson Bolt said:

Worst ship? Probably the U.S.S. Massachusetts (can't believe I spelled that right on the first try, btw). One of the first ships to sport 13-inch guns, the recoil from one volley very nearly sank it each time it fired. It was so bad, it was deemed obsolete only about 5 years after it was built, and we used it for target practice until it sunk.

Wow, that is pretty terrible

6 hours ago, SharpWit said:

The Russian Monitor Novgorad, the only ship to be made in the shape of a circle, said to have spun out of control very easily resulting in it being guided by the current more than anything else and anything other than calm smooth waters would result in chaos. Oh but you meant MLP characters didn't you. In that case,,, Braeburn and Little Strongheart. They don't need diplomatic ties to be that close.

Yes, I did mean MLP ships XD

Edited May 5, 2018 by Slipstream95

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Can I just say every male/female ship?

[DonMaguz 1,023]

2 hours ago, FirePuppy said:

Big Mac / Sugar Belle.

No, I'm not kidding -- I really mean it! You'll see what I mean in two weeks when the episode airs.

Why the spoiler? Can't you be patient about stuff like that?

Also, Rarity x Spike is the worst ship by far.

[Clod 8,294]

5 minutes ago, Princess Panzy said:

Can I just say every male/female ship?

y tho

And how else are they going to reproduce?

edit: guess i should give my answer

uhhh

big mac and cheerilee

they both have made it clear that they do not want

Edited May 5, 2018 by meme

[cmarston1 5,959]

Big Mac and Marble Pie

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15 minutes ago, Princess Panzy said:

Can I just say every male/female ship?

Well, you can, just people would have a different opinion.

13 minutes ago, DonMaguz said:

Why the spoiler? Can't you be patient about stuff like that?

Also, Rarity x Spike is the worst ship by far.

I agree, I hate Rarity x Spike, Rarity practically uses Spike as a slave.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

3 hours ago, meme said:

y tho

Growing up watching a lot of tv, I've seen male/female romance done in every which way possible, so I don't really care for them anymore.

 

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And how else are they going to reproduce?

Surrogacy.

 

3 hours ago, Slipstream95 said:

Well, you can, just people would have a different opinion.

And I respect that opinion. I ain't the ship police.

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1 minute ago, cmarston1 said:

Big Mac and Marble Pie

 

[PiratePony 8,475]

@Slipstream95 excuse me? I've said no said thing.