flutterbard 55 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 The person above you lists a job, and you have to make a statement that would (under normal circumstances) make it so you're guaranteed to NOT get it. Example: Person 1: truck driver Person 2: I don't have a driver's licence statistician Click the egg to help it hatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronos the Revenant 1,971 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 Umm, does this have anything to do with sports? Engineer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Claus 24,865 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 Does this have anything to do with working with engines? Waitress Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 18,062 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 I can’t lift more than one glass at a time without spilling. Technician Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flow 1,628 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 I went to tech school, but I flunked it. Patissiere OCs: Flow / Love Bloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,360 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 59 minutes ago, Flow said: I went to tech school, but I flunked it. Patissiere I'm allergic to sweets. Disney Cast Member A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Early Sunsets 2,106 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 I was arrested for robbing the second largest bank in France using nothing but a ball-point pen. Librarian. 2 Rainbow Dash Fanatic "You stroll down memories of younger, brighter times 'cause you never realize what you've got till you leave it all behind." ~ dBPony "So we’re here at the end, did we teach you well, my friend? Don’t look so sad to see us go, after the rain comes rainbows." ~ Princewhateverer "Darlin' you'll be okay." ~ Vic Fuentes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastian 13,319 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 I boast magical powers! Oh wait! Teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepul-Coloratura 762 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 The police told me that can't go near school. Sailor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Early Sunsets 2,106 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 Electrician. Rainbow Dash Fanatic "You stroll down memories of younger, brighter times 'cause you never realize what you've got till you leave it all behind." ~ dBPony "So we’re here at the end, did we teach you well, my friend? Don’t look so sad to see us go, after the rain comes rainbows." ~ Princewhateverer "Darlin' you'll be okay." ~ Vic Fuentes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffinnz 3,219 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 I live under a rock, what's a... electricity? President 1 Signature made by me! @Muffinnz Ask me anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastian 13,319 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 I can't do anything, Im only the president. Chemist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharpWit 2,644 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 When can I start doing some stuff like on Breaking Bad? Arborist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 51,345 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 The only thing I can grow are Chia Pets. Musician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eniac 402 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 This is for air guitar correct? doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rarity Gemstones 201 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 I have a fear of germs. CEO of Fruit of the Loom Underwear - .... .. ... / .. ... / ----. ----- ----. / .... .- - .-. . -.. / ... . -.-. - --- .-. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 18,062 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 Is the underwear made out of real fruit? Mickey Mouse costume performer at Disney Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,360 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said: Is the underwear made out of real fruit? Mickey Mouse costume performer at Disney I speak in costume (Wonderful career choice for me to get wrong) Nintendo Game Maker 1 A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 18,062 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 I don’t know even how to PLAY video games Barber. Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flow 1,628 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 Mom said to not play with scissors. Janitor OCs: Flow / Love Bloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Claus 24,865 March 26, 2020 Share March 26, 2020 (edited) Mom says pretty girls don't have to clean up after anyone else. Dentist? Edited March 26, 2020 by Emerald Heart Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffinnz 3,219 March 27, 2020 Share March 27, 2020 (edited) 9 hours ago, Emerald Heart said: Dentist? You can't tell me to wash my hands! McDonald's employee (No matter what you say you'll be over qualified XD) Edited March 27, 2020 by Muffinnz 1 Signature made by me! @Muffinnz Ask me anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Claus 24,865 March 27, 2020 Share March 27, 2020 Should I go buy REAL meat now, or...? Sales Clerk 1 Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,601 March 27, 2020 Share March 27, 2020 Can I offer you "alternative" persuasion methods to get a sale? Blues musician. Official Discordian pope. Known as Miss Kallixti Oddball to the enlightened.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 51,345 March 27, 2020 Share March 27, 2020 I'm ALWAYS happy! Postal worker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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