Urban Dictionary Yourself!

[Midnightive 458]

my friend says this ones like me

 

 

Leigha's are beautiful, happy girls who love to be with there best friends.They love having sleepovers, staying up all night & eating junk food till they throw up!There eyes tell there life story & leigha's DEFENITLY love going to the mall with there bff's!

 

 

and then i got

 

 

 

A VERY Over Dramatic Emo/SceneGirl/Boy.

Who Loves To Stalk People That She Thinks She Is Dating.

::But Really She Is Not::

Also May Become Very Jealous.

H/She ALWAYS Thinks She IS The Center Of Attention.

And If She Has A Problem.

She Will Make Sure EVERYONE Knows About It.

Also, Thinks That Doctors Cannot Fix A Internal Injury.

She Thinks That If They Get This Surgery.

They WILL Die.

Makes Everyone Want To Rip Their Hair Out.

 

 

;_; and then my 2nd name.

 

Renaissance playwright who has been ruined by English teachers and academics who insist on over-analyzing his plays and sonnets.

Shakespeare wrote Hamlet to be ENJOYED not ripped apart in Lit class until it has no more meaning.

Edited June 8, 2012 by Midnightive

[Marshmallow 1,134]

First name:

 

"The sexiest thing one the freaking Earth. The fucking hottest person in the world."

 

.. yeah, I think that's about right!

(I did NOT make this up btw!)

Edited June 8, 2012 by Marshmallow

[Silver Boulder 123]

In real life my name is Eric Goodrich so...let's see

 

 

The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.

did you see eric...damn that bitch is fine!

 

A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.

Omg! dude last night I saw an eric fly by!!

 

a very very very very very sexy piece of bacon

I could really use an Eric right now

[Marshmallow 1,134]

First name:

 

"The sexiest thing one the freaking Earth. The fucking hottest person in the world."

 

.. yeah, I think that's about right!

 

I'm not doing so good with my last name and username though...

 

 

Last name:

"A huge, black cock grown on a cocktree farm in Texas. Originated form a man lady with a huge niggercock. String instrument players of the larger ilk are known purveyors."

:/

 

Marshmallow

 

a person who is a wuss or a sissy. also one who is gullible and often described as a goody two shoes.

Dammnit... seriously?

Edited June 8, 2012 by Marshmallow

[Future Allie Way 185]

 

A funny amazing girl that noboday wants to mess with. She's like the best person you'll ever meet. She can make you laugh and can never stop smiling. Right when you meet her you'; automatically be drawn into her. You'll want to hang with her forever and youl never be able to hang up with her on the phone.

 

 

a fantastic amazing girl who is beautiful and kind and has a strong personality as well as being extremely intelligent. someone who everyone is in love with. also very polite and skilled in all that she does. if you meet a natalia, persist in staying in touch. a natalia is someone you ought to keep for life. -that girl is sooo amazing; she is practically a natalia! -i know, i love her, she GREAT -lets go stalk her!!!! -ok!!

 

 

A polish word for someone who is beautiful and amazing. Youre like Natalia! Natalia gives me butterflies in my stomach.

 

 

Natalia is someone who is very beautifull, and you'll be drawn to her since the first time you meet her, has the most amazing smile and eyes and she has a very nice style. she deffinately knows how to have fun, very adventureous, sweet and caring. she's the most beautiful person you will ever meet, gives out the best advice. every boy loves her, once you get her you wouldn't want to let go. she has a nice sexy body and cares for her health. very intelligent a big romantic and loves kids. sometimes can be too bubbly. but a person you don't want to mess with because she can get a little mad. one of the best people to ever exist, a true beauty. biggest ass ever!!

 

 

the most ridiculous person evr. shes so beautiful its unfathomable...also known as firby. kid #1 hey whos that girl?? kid #2 thats natalia. I stalk her.

 

 

Oh and this one is just... I don't even...

 

Acts nice to everyone but is nothing but a heartless b***h. Snake that guys should be carefull of. Will ruin a guys life. Manipulative b***h. Has an ability to make you feel extreme guilt for something even though you didnt do anything. But she makes you believe it was your fault even if she did something. Hot and cold towars people all the time. Will make you work hard and then will tell you goobye like nothing. You'll invest yourself and your money but she will leave you just like that. After all of that you'll still love her.

 

Edited June 13, 2012 by Allie Way the Bacon

[Guest]

Raven

Raven is usually a girl who is very flirty. When she partys she'll party hard. She is outgoing and athletic. Ask her for something and she'll rarely turn you down. She is beautiful and spontaneous. She has a really good sense of humor. Ravens are amazing. If you the chance to meet one you will be very lucky. Raven's are sexy and mysterious girls. Dont underestimate them. They are competitive and creative. They arent very smart but when u explain something they will catch on... Eventually. They are bitches and they are independant. They stand up for themselves and dont let people push them around.

 

 

 

this. pretty much describes me. I don't really party much, though.

[Chickey 383]

Anthony: A common Italian name with a nickname most related to mobster movies; Tony.

 

This particular Anthony is a very good one. He is caring, romantic, has a great sense of humor, loves to be around his girlfriend, gives space when needed, closes space when she asks, a very hard worker, strong, supportive, thoughtful, and all around just a wonderful person to be around.

 

Most people that know a GOOD Anthony say that he is one of the most fun and best friends to have around, whether it's pretending to beat up his guy friends, or making his girl friends laugh and think he's a goof. Everyone loves him or wants to meet him at some point. He also impresses the parents of any girlfriend he's ever had.

 

[Croaks 251]

Something about a man with a mystical white beard who can pleasure women.

Seriously.

 

Thing is, I get the joke.

 

Not cool.

[Nas 2,863]

 

James-

Someone who likes looking up his name on Urban Dictionary.

 

 

 

O_o

[Pfc Ecnolancer 12]

 

One who can be irresistable, funny, true, good natured, creative, chill and smells way good.

 

A ***** is quite possibly one of the sweetest people alive. Finding a ***** is like an epiphany. A fun, cute, boy that knows how to treat a woman. A ***** will tend to get along with everyone, because everyone likes a *****. *****s are smart, funny, and kind. If you get a hold of a Dylan, don't let go because you'll regret it.

 

 

Actually looks right but I think im too skinny to really be a cute guy. Any thinner and i'll look like Mid-boss from Disgaea... Actually im probly already similar size as the slender man.

 

I would have liked to see what was said about my last name but it was undefined. I atleast know it has a German origin meaning hunter.

Edited June 8, 2012 by Ecnolancer

[RiuChan 17]

Well I don't know how to do the little spoiler thingy...

So here it goes.

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10167 up, 3347 down

Usually a name for a person that is a walking Goddess. Gorgeous to the maximum, fun to talk to, easy to befriend with a sexy booty. Often pulls off the innocent act but she gets around.

well...They all say I'm nice and a goddess, That tries to pull off the innocent act is clearly spot on...as my friends and class mates say, "she may appear nice, but she's secretly evil."

I mostly go by Sam though.

--

I tried my last name in and I got:

 

The last name of a true champion in life.

Edited June 10, 2012 by RiuChan

[Nikodemos 25]

A very self centered person who does not give a damn about anyone. Not even himself. He will get very mad if he is out of pepsi and candy or loses an official clanbase match.

Niko is a guy from Finland. He Mad.

 

Err, what?

[Apollo 297]

1.

You'll never meet anybody whose as interesting as a Joel. It's hard to wrap your fingers around him because he isn't stable. This guy is so good at reading people and playing mind games that he'll have you wrapped around his finger before you know it and you'll fall so in love with him that you'll begin to disregard all of the bad qualities that he has. A Joel is passionate and driven, someone who can overcome challenges without letting the pressure enthrall him. Truly a calm and cool individual. He's smart,cunning,and deceitful but that just adds to his hotness. He's well liked but he can let it get to his arrogant head and become a rude and selfish jerk. Beware if you aren't in his inner circle or a complete hottie because that's when his rudeness becomes noticeable. Despite his many faults he will cherish those that he love and remain loyal and dedicated to you once you've been accepted by him. He's cautious about who he chooses to surround himself with and thus he knows many but has few true friends. He is the epitome of an evil genius.

 

 

2.

Refers to a cool, intellectual, popular, well-liked, needed, or otherwise important person. A person that's more important than regular people. Arrised from the word "yo" which resembles the word "joel," used to call important people who have been predefined as a joel.

 

 

3.

joel is a very loving friend, and youll always know you can trust him, joel is quite shy but when you get to know him he is a great laugh, very flirty and can be very romantic

 

 

 

Awwwwww Yeeeeeaaaaaaah.

But seriously, this pretty much sums it up.

[Tix 29]

Yeah... If you'd like to know my name it is Collin. My last name is kind of no concern considering I just used my first name although my last name has even better things.... As for my username there isn't even a personification for it.

 

 

 

An absolutely flawless individual that possesses nearly super-human intelligence, almost ridiculous good looks, an incredibly knack for athletic events, and unrivaled talent in everything they do. Also, someone that everyone else wishes they could be like.

 

 

 

Anyone that thinks themselves to be superhuman or with any of this just means there cocky or compensating.

I may be smart but nowhere near super human. I can do sports. As for unrivaled in talents, just no. I'd think that no one would want to be like me. Because if everyone wanted to be me then we'd all end up with the same stuff it would get annoying with people trying to be me. As well I'm not that interesting. Although the whole ridiculously good looking thing is a complete load as well. I may be decent but not that good.

Edited June 13, 2012 by Tix

[Bronium 512]

 

A girl that is absolutely well,strange

 

 

Exactly! Oh wait... There's something wrong with that. I'm freaking insane! Silly Urban dictionary.

 

 

 

 

A beautiful, cheerful, always happy girl. Usually a great friend & ready to kick ass for anyone who messes with her closest friends.

 

 

Once again, something wrong there. It uses friends in plural. I have only 1 friend. And 1 best friend. Can't group those two together. One of them is special. And the special one probably knows that it's them if they're reading this.

 

Also, side note. I'm a boy...so yeah. Whoope?

[Strife 455]

My result would most certainly not be appropriate for this forum.

[Dragonshy 2,305]

 

 

A person with unfortunate facial features and thinning hair. Most view as creepy and anti-social. Someone who epitomizes laziness to the point of living off his spouse. He has an IQ of a nat and should not bear offspring, his DNA is deeply flawed. Watch out or you will be Hinch 'd. Donovan is the type of person who likes to eat lots of smelly ass burgers thereby attracting fugly women of decent financial means. Cannot be trusted and will lie and cheat to get what he wants. No redeeming emotional connedtions to anyone but himself.

 

 

 

 

Donovan's are not the most powerful commanders of the east. Modern day Donovans are fat, mental diseased, pussies. Donovan's were named by a pair of pussy parents that thought their kid would be great. Donovans are far from any type of leader, they are pussy momma's boys. Donovans have no sense of style and are very odd looking.

 

 

 

a person who is very quiet and always scheming in their head. Does not like other people and always has something bad to say about someone. You should not make an ememy out of this person. They are very sneaky and will stab your back.

 

 

No but these are all opposites of me.

 

 

 

 

The most powerful commanders of the east.

Most feared of any man in the entire universe.

Complete and utter badass.

I ran into a Donovan, it scared the shit out of me.

Did you see that man destroy nine people at once, it must be a Donovan.

 

 

[Finesthour 7,284]

 

 

 

A man who is incredibly sexy, but also funny. He tends to be a girl's dream guy. He's also really good in bed.

 

 

An amazing,sweet,intelligent boyfriend.one who is always there for one and puts up with one when one is crabby.Gary is a hard worker. Gary knows that good things in life don't come for free.Gary has many goals that he would like to achieve. Gary doesn't let anything get to him.Gary is a fighter but also a lover.

 

 

1. a solid, caring person who is always available when needed most

 

2. a super-humanly strong boy

 

3. one who is dedicated to the happiness of others, often to the detriment of his own well-being

 

4. a very huggable individual

 

 

Just about right.

[MachineGunLola 408]

LOL.

 

 

 

1.Is one fine piece of bootaay.

2.Knows how to make someone laugh.

3.Is freaking AWESOME.

4.DAAAMNN HEY SEXXY!

Damn, look at Serenity her booty today its smokin'

 

 

 

 

 

A pretty girls name. Usually given to Dark Witches bent on destroying the world.

"What happened, Serenity? Why are you doing this?"

"You happened! I don't appreciate being controlled, I'm not a chess piece and I'm certainly not a part of your little game, headmaster!" Serenity spat, hatred rising up in her body.

(Snippet from a fanfiction story called "The Witching Hour")

 

 

 

 

1. A pornstar.

 

2. Peacefulness.

1. "Serenity really gets my juices going"

 

2. "The garden feels so serene, I'm in a complete state of Serenity."

 

 

Serenity, a hot girl who's constantly brain fried thinking all the world is instead. Refusing to acknowledge she is cute in the least. She is engaged to your close friend who is like a brother. Great girl, fun to be around, funny, and a chibi. TINY MEANY CHIBI! CHIBI! CHIBI SERENITY! CHIBI MIKO!

 

1. sweet

2. erotic

3. pornstar

4. laughy

5. flexible

Serenity is the sweetest erotic flexible pornstar that will make you laugh.

 

An awesome Thai girl who is an intense reader. She reads at least 1,000 pages in a day and writes 2,000 words all in a days work. All the boys can't resist her.

Guy1: Oh wow. Look a Serenity.

Guy2: She's so awesome.

 

 

 

I'm ok with this.

[Snowflake 87]

 

Another word for gay, homosexual

 

And now im sad. (though I have no reason to be. XD) Only safe one to put on here. Though, one of those entries was oddly specific. Not posting it though. XD

Edited June 14, 2012 by Snowflake

[Finesthour 7,284]

Serenity, the porn star.

[spas-ticShotty 3,582]

Three possibilities, lol

 

1.

basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

 

 

2. An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic but he gets it from me, well some of it. He gets scared of nonscary things, and he has an amazing sense of style with wicked hair to accompany it. His smile is adorable, and his laugh is too. He smells like heaven, even though I don't know the exact name of the cologne he uses. I can pretty much say that I'm in love with this guy, entirely. His name means more to me than it would to anyone else, and I'm pretty sure of that

 

3.

a male that performs great intercourse on a female

 

[Snowflake 87]

Three possibilities, lol

 

The first and last are almost the same as all my others, except all with the same sex.

[Aureity 3,055]

 

 

andy

Often a name or term which is applied to a God, or someone who shows godly traits.

 

 

 

Worship me, fools!

[Fghik 360]

Sam is a really great guy who has many friends and many people love him. You can trust him with everything and anything! He is always there for his friends and can make you happy at the worst of times. He is one of those people that you can just get on with and easily spend a happy amount of time with. Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like sam and even though he is annoyingly smart he is also witty, charming, cute and has great hair. He also is a music genius! He never gives himself enough credit for the great person he is. He has a large affect on people's lives- more than he will ever know. Basically he is an easy guy to love and someone you never want to lose from your life. So hope to always know him and that he will never change.

"See that guy over there, yeh he could so be called Sam."

True or False: FALSE

 

 

Sam is short for Samuel. Will be an awesome friend and really nice. his hair is unbelievably soft. He has girls chasing after him and he will chase them back. HILARIOUS!..cute kid..

" that guy is such a cutie. he is funny and sweet. he must be a Sam."

True or False: FALSE

 

 

Sexy Attractive Male

"Hi I'm a sexy attractive male, but you can call me Sam for short."

...wrong

 

 

A very nice boy, who is kind and caring towards everyone, although quite shy when it comes to talking to people one to one, or meeting new people. He is very bright, and has the urge to be popular, even though it may be difficult for him to be popular, because of his shy personality.

 

He can be quite pushy or seen as pressurising especially once in a relationship, although he never purposley tries to be. He is the kind of person who is sensitive, and hates to be broken hearted, and always needs love in his life. But once you get to know him, you will love him.

 

We love you Sam!

Person 1:

 

Are you still going out with that Sam boy?

 

Person 2:

Yes, but i need to be careful not to break his heart.

Nuh uh.

 

 

a man that causes uncontrollable sexual desire in attractive girls

Negative.

 

 

 

One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet in your entire life. He makes you feel certain ways that are hard to explain. Everything he says and does seems to fill you with joy somehow. It's impossible to let someone this special just pass you by, which is why once you met a Sam, never ever let him g---

I think we get the idea Urban Dictionary

 

 

In reality, I am a useless scum bag; can't get a girl and never will; always "just a friend"; no special talent; and sits around on the computer pretending I have friends when I really have none.

Although I will admit that I am not afraid to share my name...but only because there are way too many Sams in the world to narrow it down to which one is me. There are probably six hundred Sams in my school alone, not to mention the school down the block, the school up the street, or across the field.