Make up a stupid fact

[soniccam1 242]

Blue Clues is used by Reddit to learn kids how to surf the web.

[NothingIsEverything 1,239]

Did you know that if you take M&M's, put them in your mouth, and then spit them in your hand, then they will melt.

[long gone 8,929]

You should polish your Chrome browser regularly, so that it remains shiny.

[Gay Bird 421]

If you rapidly unplug and replug your USB storage device, it will transfer data faster.

[soniccam1 242]

Sonic the Hedgehog, the famous Sega Model, is not fast enough to break the 4th wall that Pinkie Pie always breaks nor the speed limit 100 MPH.

[VinylWubs 1,252]

Smurfs will take over the word in 92 days

 

I have no idea why I did this

[Tameless 979]

If you ever need advice talk to the grass outside your house.

[GrayTyphoon 510]

If you pressed Undo, it will Redo

[CC_Maud_Pie 6,431]

Any Brown colored bread tastes like chocolate. Therefore, it should be renamed "chocolate bread".

[Fawkes The Phoenix 737]

2 plus 2 is fish and 42 is the meaning of life. So you can find the meaning of life with only 10 and a half fishes.

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

 if you gave cats free food,you would be guarenteed another 8 more lives

[Sugar Pea 2,682]

The Titanic didn't hit an iceberg; it hit a manatee. Hehe

[Sommar 1,289]

On average, humans spend 800,546 hours per week with talking hippos in the depths of Antartica.

[~ Indigo Windigo ~ 232]

iPhone 8 will be over 9000 metres long.

[long gone 8,929]

Hewlett-Packard is the best PC OEM ever and you should always buy from them.

 

That actually hurt to type.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Helicopters eat their babies.

[CosmicMelody2112 209]

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Edited April 27, 2023 by CosmicMelody2112

[Guest90210 3,568]

Fact: President Obama is a member of the "Toaster Strudel Academy", a group of treasure-seekers dedicated to proving the existence of living Pop Tarts that live in the wild. After 50 years of research, the group has yet to obtain a single piece of credible evidence for their claims. Despite this, President Obama has dedicated 2/3rds of the nation's defense budget on preparation for a potential assault from these mystical Pop Tarts.

[catnet 9,356]

If you put about 20 slices of pizza in the pool, the water is going to get murky and smell like pizza.

[James A Williams 199]

The hole in the middle of a DVD disc is ideal way to make burritos.

[Snaproll 38]

Space does not exist.

[VinylWubs 1,252]

the earth is only an blue ball with green paint spilled on it

[long gone 8,929]

Triangles, therefore illuminati.

[Lightwing 12,967]

GabeN knows how to count to 3

[Snaproll 38]

Dogs aren't colorblind, they see in plaid.

Edited December 31, 2014 by Snaproll