Make up a stupid fact

[Otter 1,942]

I didn't just spend all day trying to get this:

 

toy's mane and tail completely correct and I'm not even still miffed that it doesn't look EXACTLY like Fluttershy.

[K3WRO 79]

My Little Pony brand toys along with all other hasbro products are carved by american orphans held hostage in chinese bomb factories.

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

What a horrible night to have a curse.

[Bari 7,023]

Pinkie Pie's turn.

 

Time is candy.

[Fire_Fly 499]

1 in 10 people reading this post will bother looking for the hidden text.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

This fact is fake.

[Jalaton 155]

If you get struck by lighting while in the middle of the ocean playing Pacman and eating beef jerky, you will get super powers.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

The internet isn't a system of tubes.

 

It is a system of muffins and bananas quished together.

[Fire_Fly 499]

All that glitters is not gold, but all that glitters DOES look pretty awesome on hats.

[Demi 545]

Milk is made from melting cheese.

 

If you dig straight through the earth you'll pop out in Narnia on the other side.

 

If you plant a shoe, it won't grow.

 

It's impossible to drink a full cup of coffee and not have to poop.

[Bari 7,023]

Furry creatures will eat you if you don't pay for your meal on Thanksgiving.

[Page Turner 607]

Everyone is in love with Rainbow Dash Fluttershy, no exceptions.

 

Fixed that for you.

[Bari 7,023]

Fixed that for you.

 

Young Page Turner doesn't get shipping jokes.

[Page Turner 607]

Young Page Turner doesn't get shipping jokes.

 

Oh, well if it's a shipping joke then it should be 'Rainbow Dash is in love with Everyone.' I was going off the following:

 

70% of all bronies are in love with Fluttershy, 20% are in love with Twilight Sparkle, 9% are in love with one of the other ponies, and 1% are in love with Rarity. whether they are consciously aware of the fact or not.

[RazzyJam 1,519]

THIS. STATEMENT. IS. FALSE.

 

dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it

[K3WRO 79]

Superman would of gave every native metropolis citizens cancer based on the amount of radiation emitted by his laser eyes, well, if he used them like he did in the comic books then yes.

[zoruapwns 100]

Onions are actually a race of aliens from the planet Squarbak.

Edited September 15, 2012 by zoruapwns

[Bari 7,023]

I am Sir Berry Coeus Pie, the mighty fruit pastry, Knight of Nonsense.

[RazzyJam 1,519]

If we pretended that airplanes in the night sky wee shooting stars, we would have been hit by enough meteorites to completely obliterate the human race

[Virulence 254]

It is Legal to hoof Diamond Tiara in the face

[Bari 7,023]

Loving all the ponies is mandatory.

[Dave247 568]

Confucius says:

"Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger"

[K3WRO 79]

1/3 of the Scientists who study quantum teleportation and interdenominational portals are now trying to find a way to transport themselves to Equestria

[RazzyJam 1,519]

You still havent found Waldo on this page.

 

You are now looking for Waldo.

[Hawk 100]

If you use a bath towel as a cape... you can fly! But only if you are at the top of the grand canyon.