Say you stumbled onto the Forums as a non-brony...

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

Let's pretend you're in an alternate universe, and you aren't a brony. Say the day you became a brony doesn't exist at all, and you never found out about the show until now. You've heard about it, but the lack of interest pulls you away from becoming a brony.

 

Now, say you stumble onto these Forums somehow, whether it be by mistake (accident) or you intentionally looked it up on google (pony forum mlp, as an example). How would you respond? If you'd like, you can post an entire story about how you managed to stumble on here.

[Finesthour 7,287]

I look at the page.

 

Slowly press that red X.

 

Nope.

[nonee 130]

Would love to say yes but would probably leave instantly

[Whiteshade 1,426]

I'd ask whether the rainbow one was gay.

[Twiliscael 3,960]

If I came here before I understood how much of your life that this show could steal, I'd probably confirm that bronies take their stuff too far and honestly have nothing better to do. Then click the red X and go bitch about it on FunnyJunk or something.

 

*shutters* Glad I'm not like that anymore, I was a *insert multiple curse words and derogatory terms here*

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

If I came here before I understood how much of your life that this show could steal, I'd probably confirm that bronies take their stuff too far and honestly have nothing better to do. Then click the red X and go bitch about it on FunnyJunk or something.

 

*shutters* Glad I'm not like that anymore, I was a *insert multiple curse words and derogatory terms here*

 

Funnyjunk has lots of bronies.... which the average user doesn't like

[NavelColt 22,878]

I'd say to myself 'see, this is where all the rabid MLP fans need to stay. Not running around on Sonic boards posting pony memes every five seconds'. Then give a 'not bad' expression and say 'wow, this forum looks incredibly well put-together, I'll have to look into this 'IP.Board' thing.' Then leave

[Twiliscael 3,960]

Funnyjunk has lots of bronies.... which the average user doesn't like

 

I never hated on bronies because I am not one to judge without trying something first. So if I saw this website first, I'd judge it based on the fanbase which I admit can be pretty insane sometimes. Then I'd join up with the haters and make a new account on Youtube and stuff just to make the bronies angry.

 

Like I said, I used to be a douche.

[Shankveld 4,949]

I'd be like, "What is wrong with these people!?"

[WildCard 1,037]

Hmm...I always sympathised with Bronies when I just saw the memes and had no idea what the show was about.

I would probably take a look and read a few threads. I like to read threads in forums I find(the more humorous the better), even if I have not much knowledge of the subject. Then I would probably be curious, watch some episodes and join the herd

[Wishful Thinking 102]

"It's...the yellow one is so cute! Look at that widdle nose... "

Lurking ensues.

 

 

I'm weak when it comes to that mare.

[Nas 2,873]

[butter scotch 79]

I would look around then Firefox crashes then I say fuck this!

[FalconnHoof 30]

I'd probably consider being a brony. This site would probably make me a brony if i was a non brony.

[Champion RD92 8,658]

My reactions:

 

 

 

[SonOfTheNorthe 412]

I'd be all "Okayyyy...." and then start to slowly back away, but see Fluttershy up there, and a few pony avatars. Then I'd leave.

 

And then a few weeks later, the adorableness of the ponies would come back to my head, and then I'd get curious and then become a brony.

Edited June 24, 2012 by SonOfTheNorthe

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

My reactions:

 

 

Off-topic, but Pinkie and Rarity are adorable in that picture!

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

Say you stumbled onto the Forums as a non-brony...

You stumbled onto the Forums as a non-brony...

[MachineGunLola 408]

I'd probably look around, laugh, make fun of all the "Ponyfags"

and then go on my journal and rant about how creepy it is that grown men like to watch the show that's meant for little girls.

And also how creepy it is that there's Rule34 for the show and that people actually masturbate over it.

 

...

wait

I did this before.

 

When I didn't like the show, I did this!

WHOO.

[Titan Rising 2,156]

im 12 and wot is this

[Flutterash 41]

I would simply take a look at the forums, amaze at these weird fans and then go on my merry way, no need to hate on anything.

[Victoria and Co. 782]

I'd raise one eye-brow, turn my head 45 degrees or so, say "Um... okay...", look around for a bit, and then I'd do something unthinkable, go to sleep.

[spas-ticShotty 3,584]

1. "Wow, they're really devoted to this show"

2. "Hmmm, this is interesting, maybe I should check out the show"

3. "Man....this is just sad, knowing grown boys/men get into this kinda stuff"

 

Either 1 or 2, 3 is only likely if I'm pissed off at something

[Skullbuster 1,906]

i only need to turn the clock back a few months...

 

i would make fun of you all, and call you all gay

 

i would say you are all wasting your time

 

i would profess my hate of it all, anyone who said other wise i would attempt to verbaly destroy

[Nah 3,182]

I would join, give myself a very inappropriate name, use the f-word after every single word, insult you with gay jokes and biblical wisdom, and then get banned forever from the forums.

 

Nah, I'd just think, there is a forum for everything (trust me, there is a ziploc bag forum, no joke), why should I care, I don't like MLP (closes tab)

 

Yeah, but the crossed out section is what 90% of hater trolls do.