Ask A H8er

[Monstermistress 8]

Why are you a homophobe?

 

I'm quite offended.

[Twiliscael 3,960]

Please explain to me why watching MLP:FIM makes you gay, and please try to explain in a sophisticated manner.

 

cuz pones r fr litle girls N tht maeks U gey.

Why are you a homophobe?

 

I'm quite offended.

 

i thnk ur a homofobe.

[Champion RD92 8,658]

Why do you not know how to spell properly?

[Shankveld 4,949]

How are you enjoying the forums? ~

[Twiliscael 3,960]

Why do you not know how to spell properly?

 

ask me a rele questin, not sum stoopid 1 liek tht.

How are you enjoying the forums? ~

 

its fun bc i can troll all of the brones N they R 4ced 2 luv N tolrate me. Win-win sitution. i wood use an emote but it lokes lik pone.

[Champion RD92 8,658]

 

its fun bc i can troll all of the brones N they R 4ced 2 luv N tolrate me.

 

You, my friend, are brilliant.

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

ask me a rele questin, not sum stoopid 1 liek tht.

 

h8r pls

 

[FLARE 952]

Have you ever converted a brony to being a hater?

(it often happens the other way around...but..)

[Monstermistress 8]

 

i thnk ur a homofobe.

 

That doesn't even make any sense.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

ask me a rele questin, not sum stoopid 1 liek tht.

 

its fun bc i can troll all of the brones N they R 4ced 2 luv N tolrate me. Win-win sitution. i wood use an emote but it lokes lik pone.

 

Oh you, no one here is forced to love and tolerate you. It is a simple guideline that we bronies like to follow. Now then....would you like some mmmmmmbananas?

 

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

That doesn't even make any sense.

 

dis gui iz h8r, he cn't undrstnd pone so he h8s, n0t liek bronez whre we r kool cuz pones

[Monstermistress 8]

dis gui iz h8r, he cn't undrstnd pone so he h8s, n0t liek bronez whre we r kool cuz pones

 

Why is my mind being shattered right now?

[One 498]

So whats Infinity - 1?

[Twiliscael 3,960]

You, my friend, are brilliant.

 

thnk u. Finely a brone wit sum sence.

h8r pls

 

 

brone pls.

Have you ever converted a brony to being a hater?

(it often happens the other way around...but..)

 

i dont talk 2 brones, so no. this is a speshal occurence tht im speeking 2 u guise nao.

That doesn't even make any sense.

 

lieking pones maeks no sense.

Oh you, no one here is forced to love and tolerate you. It is a simple guideline that we bronies like to follow. Now then....would you like some mmmmmmbananas?

 

 

banananas tast good. i liek thm.

dis gui iz h8r, he cn't undrstnd pone so he h8s, n0t liek bronez whre we r kool cuz pones

 

u r no cool 4 bein a brone.

Why is my mind being shattered right now?

 

So whats Infinity - 1?

 

infinity-1=infinity-1, rite?

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Seriously?

[Twiliscael 3,960]

Seriously?

 

deal wit it bro.

(OOC: You DO realize I'm joking right? I don't want people to think that I'm ACTUALLY a douche This is my side job, a deep analysis of pony haters)

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

deal wit it bro.

 

Your call man. Its an honor to be blessed by your presence.

 

 

(OOC: You DO realize I'm joking right?)

 

Yes I know you're joking - I'd have to be REALLY dense to think this was serious.

[Champion RD92 8,658]

If you were a brony, who would your favorite pony be?

[the magic catgirl 8]

If you hate ponies, what are you even doing here?

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

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Edited May 1, 2021 by Blue

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Alright, what are your thoughts on TGAP Trixie, you know the one awsome character that everyone loves?

[One 498]

MW3 sucks, BF3 is better!

 

(best way to start an argument)

[Twiliscael 3,960]

If you were a brony, who would your favorite pony be?

 

i wood liek tht zeeba BC thn i can sai tht i dont liek pones, i liek zeebas.

If you hate ponies, what are you even doing here?

 

trolololololol.

If we are to love something, that means we have higher priority of the well-being and sufficiency of that thing, more than the present status of that thing itself. This is why parents discipline their children; they love their child more than they love their child's momentary lull of humor when doing something dangerous (or impolite or unhealthy, etc), which is why they might scold them or give them a spanking.

 

If we are to love and tolerate a hater, logic dictates that his behavior must be corrected.

 

im not a kid, y r u tlking abut kids?

Alright, what are your thoughts on TGAP Trixie, you know the one awsome character that everyone loves?

 

i dnt kno, from wut ive seen, she looks stoopid. shes mene N maeks teh other pones feel like crap.

MW3 sucks, BF3 is better!

 

(best way to start an argument)

 

only ppl wit skil can play COD. Espeshally MW3. I cood beat u 1v1 NEday. liek u shood know by now, my GT is xxPoneHuntr6969xx

(OOC: BF3 is 1000& better than COD)

[Spock 91]

If xxPoneHuntr6969xx is secretly a brony... Is Adash secretly a hater? O_o

Edited June 29, 2012 by The real Deadpool

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

[...] which is why they might scold them or give them a spanking.

 

If we are to love and tolerate a hater, logic dictates that his behavior must be corrected.

Molestia, Luna, Viscra, CLOP and I... collectively approve of this idea.