Marshmallow 1,137 July 21, 2012 Share July 21, 2012 Just follow these two simple steps -Find "System 32" -Hit Delete what in the hell how many characters do I need for one post?????????? "There was me, that is Pinkie, and my three droogs, that is Rarity, Rainbow, and Fluttershy, and we sat in the Ponyville Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening." A Clockwork Pony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlunderSteed 1,252 July 21, 2012 Share July 21, 2012 1. Take a hammer to the center of the screen. Make sure this causes lots of visible cracks, spanning out from the center 2. Get a Pinkie Pie toy. Preferably the big-ass creepy toy that talks/moves. You know the one. 3. Remove her head. 4. Place the head at the center of the screen's cracks, so it looks like she's breaking out of the screen, ala the Ring 5. Take pics and share for our lulz 6. Profit Regards, PlunderSteed Bassist, pianist, and backing vocalist for MLP-themed metal band Draconequus. Check out our latest music video, a metal cover of "Tricks up my Sleeve" here. Bassist, pianist, and vocalist for MLP-themed alt rock band Worst Princess. Check our recent live performance of "Shine Like Rainbows" here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfall 3,950 July 21, 2012 Share July 21, 2012 I doubt that hard drive has much space anyway. I wouldn't bother taking it out. I always find creative ways to use things :3 I'm going to keep the letter keys that are left and use them for something x'P Just not sure what yet. I lol'd seeing your posts right next to each other. I still say throw it off of a roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somebody 570 July 21, 2012 Share July 21, 2012 Here's what you do: microwave it. Do it with it powered on and the lid open, so you can see the spectacular screen effects! Just make sure you do this outside, be mindful of fires... and use a junker microwave, because it will probably blow up, too! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,306 July 21, 2012 Share July 21, 2012 Boot it up, start a video of G3 ponies, and throw it into a swimming pool. 2 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rochambo 88 July 21, 2012 Share July 21, 2012 I'd honestly just recommend opening it and having a look inside. It always interests me to look at computers.new or old. But I suppose if you're not into that, take a much more violent approach like, say... burning it? That's always fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somebody 570 July 21, 2012 Share July 21, 2012 Boot it up, start a video of G3 ponies, and throw it into a swimming pool. I've actually done that. It's rather anti-climactic, as electronics will keep running for a few seconds underwater, then just fizzle out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 793 July 21, 2012 Share July 21, 2012 take out some parts you can sell online and trash the chipset keyboard frame and screen lol. Its always good to make a few bucks off of old computers before taking them to the bat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,306 July 21, 2012 Share July 21, 2012 I've actually done that. It's rather anti-climactic, as electronics will keep running for a few seconds underwater, then just fizzle out. That's disappointing! 1 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson storm 1,832 December 30, 2019 Share December 30, 2019 Charter a boat take it out of the middle the ocean drop it in 1 Believe and achieve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastian 13,319 December 30, 2019 Share December 30, 2019 How to destroy your computer: -Step one: Buy a piano. -Step two: Put your laptop below the roof. -Step three: Throw the piano from the roof and make it fall on the laptop. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 18,767 December 30, 2019 Share December 30, 2019 With your fists. You can't let it win, dammit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivion 20,266 January 7, 2020 Share January 7, 2020 Send a shotgun slug through it! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applesjck 5,601 January 7, 2020 Share January 7, 2020 Run it over with a car a couple of times! 2 Lover of all things Applejack. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splashee 28,563 January 7, 2020 Share January 7, 2020 Laptops are quite nice things. They don't take up much space. Feed it to an alligator 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Bolt 35,062 January 7, 2020 Share January 7, 2020 (edited) Throw it out the window of a car really hard towards the pavement and then run it over a good few times. Then toss it in a pond. Edited January 7, 2020 by Lucky Bolt ☆ My socials ☆ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,334 January 7, 2020 Share January 7, 2020 Give a call to Adam "Edge" Copeland: By Emerald.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson storm 1,832 January 8, 2020 Share January 8, 2020 On 7/20/2012 at 12:56 PM, NeverNeverland said: -Shoot it -Run over it with a car -Hit it with a hammer -hit it with your fists -throw it off a high building -set it on fire -drench it with water so that it explodes or something -Hit someone with it while breaking it in the process -play frisbee with it -Throw it at an oncoming car -throw it into a river/lake -play tug of war with it -give it a massage -give it the kiss of death -hit it with a sledge hammer -Have the drill master from Full Metal Jacket yell and swear at it until its feelings are hurt so much it explodes on the spot -use it as a coaster, then always spill your drink on the 'coaster' -rub it with oil, then throw it down the highway so cars can run over it and/or slip over the laptop -throw it at a tree -bounce a bouncy basketball on it -magnetize it -grind it with a skateboard -BEAT it with a skateboard -use it for stupid stunts, like in jackass Seriously, the possibilities are endless. Blow it up with dynamite Punch it Kick it Throw in the ocean Believe and achieve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phosphor 11,528 January 9, 2020 Share January 9, 2020 No need to destroy the laptop. Upgrade that slow hard drive with a SSD. That's what I do with my older laptops and they still work fine for regular tasks. I would definitely destroy the original hard drive tho. Take those platters out and blast them with a shotgun. Bonus points if you use a .410 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubWolf 17,254 January 12, 2020 Share January 12, 2020 You could try exploding it ... Sig by Wolf, Handwriting by SparklingSwirls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash In 22,247 January 12, 2020 Share January 12, 2020 (edited) Light it on fire. Watch it burn. Edited March 26, 2020 by Cash In 2 At first I rejected the zero, but that was because I simply didn't understand it. Now I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 18,062 January 12, 2020 Share January 12, 2020 Make it explode! Just kidding, I’d say take a sledgehammer to it 10 hours ago, WWolf said: You could try exploding it ... Hey, that’s my line 1 Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeryFox 23,821 January 13, 2020 Share January 13, 2020 Download copious amounts of porn until it KerPlunks. Sōten ni zase...Hyōrinmaru! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 January 13, 2020 Share January 13, 2020 According to the UK's GCHQ - angle grinder. 1 ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Claus 24,850 January 13, 2020 Share January 13, 2020 (edited) Drop it down a staircase. It'll break into a million pieces. Trust me. I've accidentally done it before. Edited January 13, 2020 by Emerald Heart 1 Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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