What is your Electric Chair meal?

[Xievie 498]

You have commited a crime and have been sentenced to Electric Chair execution.

 

You will be executed by gun, but you have a meal of choice to eat before you die. You will be brought any meal that you wish to eat before you are executed.

This meal can range to a burger, steak, dog eyes, a jar of peanut butter, or even a mere glass of water.

 

 

 

You decide what meal you eat. What is the meal you wish to eat before you die?

Edited September 5, 2012 by Suskel

[Finesthour 7,287]

I wish to eat the red pill, and watch as the world around me is shown to be false, and I can just walk out of the prison a free man, as I now own the universe.

Edited September 5, 2012 by CronaTheCritic

[Planty 1,053]

I think it would totally have to be dominoes barbeque based pizza and chicken and bacon

 

Or maybe a trip to CiCi's pizza which would also be awesome!

[Twiliscael 3,960]

The MMM cake. Mmmmmmm....

 

Okay seriously, I'd probably ask for something as a sort of final "fuck you," like a glass of water. I dunno why, it just feels like it'd kinda piss them off when they tell me I can have anything in the world and I say a glass of water.

[Xievie 498]

I'm gonna ask for the most logical thing any living thing would request to have at the Electrical Chair. You know..

 

That is the Chimimothercherryf***ingchanga.

[WildCard 1,037]

Probably something Italian, like Pasta I love that stuff.

(I wonder if the thread-starter has watched the Expendables 2, where exactly the same question is asked )

[Tuxedo Kamen! 114]

A pound of Deep Fried Butter, as per to have a heart attack before the system gets the satisfaction of ending me!

In all seriousness, a Kobe Beef Steak, small side of Inari sushi and a two liter of Dew, with a dessert of pistachio pudding.

[Dusty Soul 2,611]

I would drink the finest of wines (because... wine) Then have a Turtle sundae (I'm allergic to nuts) Then have a large Arby's sandwich...

[Mephala 2,633]

Sour cream.

I would just eat sour cream out of the GODDAMN container with a spoon and enjoy every GODDAMN second of that DELICIOUS GODDAMN SOUR CREAM.

I BUCKING LOVE GODDAMN SOUR CREAM

[Abstract 832]

Give me a triple meat, triple cheese burger from Whataburger (The one good thing about Texas) with two large fries, plus two or three chicken breasts pan fried in italian bread crumbs.

 

I would die happy.

[Homura Akemi 974]

Maybe something I love and haven't had in a long time. I love In-N-Out grilled cheese. If I could truly have anything that's anything, I'd take some kind of food that'd give me super powers so I can escape and be free.

Edited September 5, 2012 by Dίsмαjo

[Cupcake Ice Cream 436]

This is an interesting thread

 

ok so first some salmon nigiri with soy sauce

Then I would have some Lou Malnati's pizza

a couple bottles of Sprite

finally some chicken fried rice

[Anachronous 682]

A tire. I'd ask to eat a tire. Hopefully enough, the rubber from this cumbersome object can be repurposed for some means... such as, say, providing insulation against electrical currents meant to kill me dead.

[Moshi 23]

I would ask for an NZT-48 pill thingo from the movie Limitless and have superhuman intellect and strength and shit to overpower the guards and gain my freedom. Of course, I would soon die from withdrawal anyway.

 

EDIT: In hindsight, a massive thickshake from Wendy's would also be appealing.

Edited September 5, 2012 by Moshi

[Bohtty 1,775]

three thousand pounds of Italian white truffles. If I'm going then the economy is going to come with me! They would probably say no, so I would spend my time researching difficult to make/get foods and do that.

[Finesthour 7,287]

Wait, I just noticed.

 

Title says Electric chair.

 

You said we will be executed by a gun.

 

Dafuq is up with this execution style? xD

[Mephala 2,633]

Wait, I just noticed.

 

Title says Electric chair.

 

You said we will be executed by a gun.

 

Dafuq is up with this execution style? xD

 

I think it's just a fancy way of saying execution.

 

I would still eat about eight tons of sour cream regardless of method.

Death by sour cream would be much nicer.

[Chapien 26]

I would take a Bratwurst. I love German food.

 

Wait, I just noticed.

 

Title says Electric chair.

 

You said we will be executed by a gun.

 

Dafuq is up with this execution style? xD

 

Clearly they electrocute and shoot you. You know, to make sure you are really dead dead.

[Abstract 832]

Wait, I just noticed.

 

Title says Electric chair.

 

You said we will be executed by a gun.

 

Dafuq is up with this execution style? xD

 

I kind of just ignored the contradiction; I don't suppose it really matters how, you're gonna die one way or another. (Though I would imagine a gunshot might be perhaps a bit faster than an electric chair... damn it, now I'm curious and will have to look that up. )

[MrJK 399]

Maruchan Chicken flavored Ramen noodles! Its gross and fake and delicious! I couldn't imagine a better way to go! If they are made correctly.

[null1 606]

Probably something Italian, like Pasta I love that stuff.

(I wonder if the thread-starter has watched the Expendables 2, where exactly the same question is asked )

 

Italian is overrated. Might go for some Chinese.

 

Seriously though, probably would go for bowl of macaroni & cheese and a t-bone steak. Then use the bone of the t-bone as a weapon and try to make a last ditch effort to escape. At least die on my feet fighting.

Edited September 6, 2012 by DeltaTangent

[Commander Bubbles 1,343]

I would eat a meal that would falsely poison me, and trick them into thinking I was already dead. They would then (hopefully) decide to throw my "dead" body somewhere, and I would wake up a few days later! :trollface:

 

Too bad such fake death drugs don't exist. Otherwise, I think my plan is genius!

[WildCard 1,037]

Italian is overrated. Might go for some Chinese.

 

Seriously though, probably would go for bowl of macaroni & cheese and a t-bone steak. Then use the bone of the t-bone as a weapon and try to make a last ditch effort to escape. At least die on my feet fighting.

 

(kudos if this is a reference )

Chinese is nice, but you feel so full afterwards....not exactly how I want to feel the last hours of my life

[Lost 1,410]

I live in the UK, no death sentence here.

 

Supposed i was sentenced in the states though, i would have a fillet steak, rare.

 

If i could have anything put into that steak, i would have some C4 put inside it, with the hopes that by the time they kill me, my stomach acid would have eaten into it enough to set it off and i would be the first person to explode after execution

[Zoop 8,384]

Ten orders of black cod with miso from the nearest Nobu, an entire bloody blueberry cheesecake, and two bottles of blueberry win.

 

If I survive all of that without my stomach exploding, I'll be ready to meet my maker - and apologize for my pre-death gluttony.