Our family here at the mlpforums (warning: suggestive language)

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

*hands over money*

[Anachronous 682]

BowlArt64, AKA Mr. Wobbels, Gray, moosefullaeggs and myself are all brothers. Any way you can work that into the diagram would be absolutely to die for.

[Evilshy 5,090]

I have a confession, I've been having an affair with ouker. I wouldn't normally do that, but I just couldn't resist the allure of another cold blooded assassin. I've discussed it with plasma, and I think we've come to and understanding. Not a happy one, mind you, I'm quite sad about this and I think he is too, but I think it would be best for both of us.

 

Also, ouker, we can't have any kids together. We can make all sorts of love any way you want, but I still have some feelings for plasma, and he has requested that I not have children with anypony else. I plan to respect his wish.

[SuperTheAwesome 199]

I'll only join this Family Tree if I'm allowed to have kids with Zoop's Banhammer!

[KPM 288]

I have a confession, I've been having an affair with ouker. I wouldn't normally do that, but I just couldn't resist the allure of another cold blooded assassin. I've discussed it with plasma, and I think we've come to and understanding. Not a happy one, mind you, I'm quite sad about this and I think he is too, but I think it would be best for both of us.

 

Also, ouker, we can't have any kids together. We can make all sorts of love any way you want, but I still have some feelings for plasma, and he has requested that I not have children with anypony else. I plan to respect his wish.

 

Splendid. I hope he is at least ok if I work as another "daddy" for your kids. Surely Finest, Tigger and Pinkazoid are completely fine with it?

Although, PLEASE. Cold-blooded? I am more of a gentleman assassin. I attempt to let the victims have it nice before they die. What with the overconsuming pain and all.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

I want to be somepony's kid! WHO WILL GIVE BIRTH TO ME????

I could. As I said in the chat, I'm pregnant.

I've no idea how Mael did that to a stallion. But I shall not question the abilities of a former skunk demon, not to mention he's a unicorn and therefore can do (me) magic(ally).

 

I have to warn you though, Ouker killed my child. Whoever decides to be my biological son/daughter, will have to face the fact that they've been murdered.

Still, that might not be a major obstacle, since a revival is always possible.

[KPM 288]

Revival is highly possible, quite like having another offspring. And another victim.

Depends on the opinion of Ebinshy.

[Zalgo 593]

I could. As I said in the chat, I'm pregnant.

I've no idea how Mael did that to a stallion. But I shall not question the abilities of a former skunk demon, not to mention he's a unicorn and therefore can do (me) magic(ally).

 

I have to warn you though, Ouker killed my child. Whoever decides to be my biological son/daughter, will have to face the fact that they've been murdered.

Still, that might not be a major obstacle, since a revival is always possible.

 

I think I might take the risks

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Alright, then you're now our biological son.

Ouker murdered you, but my waifu and I summoned the FSM who touched you with his noodly appendage and revived you. Because such as the power of love and the Flying Spaghetti Monster (same as the human version, except with apples instead of meatballs).

Praised be the FSM, for He doesn't give us up when in need, doesn't let us down when in distress, doesn't turn around and desert us when called.

 

Hear hear, sweetheart, we now have another son. =D

 

R'amen.

Edited February 4, 2012 by Derth Fader the Ponith

[Zalgo 593]

da da

 

*is a full size dragon*

Edited February 4, 2012 by toothlessbrony

[Evilshy 5,090]

Although, PLEASE. Cold-blooded? I am more of a gentleman assassin. I attempt to let the victims have it nice before they die. What with the overconsuming pain and all.

 

I just meant that you have no problem watching a pony die, knowing that you killed them, and all the sadness you've caused. I have no problem with this, in fact I enjoy it. If I do try to comfort them, it's only to make fun of them because they're going to die anyway.

 

If you do have a problem with that, then you've been lying to me

Edited February 4, 2012 by Evilshy

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

I'm gonna Stay with Plasma if that's okay with you Evilshy

[Evilshy 5,090]

That's fine.

[KPM 288]

I would just love to get along with your kids though :/ and yes, I see your point now. I guess you COULD SAY it's just hilarious to try to make them feel better when they are going to end up dead either way...

[Lightning Blaze 20]

Yay! I have acquired more 'Fruit' for my stock.

 

 

 

 

All Hail Lord Derpy!

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGmjemF9rvA

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

(GOD DAMN! If i get into a sickness of an Rp Disorder im blamin Everypony i`ve Rp`ed with!)

 

Assassin or not your still my wife honey....

Ouker if the kids are okay with living with you & if Evilshy is still okay with it then i`ll allow it...

[Ninja Derpy 343]

What is happening? Sorry I am new in town.

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

guys, guys.

Plasma had gone and raped me some days ago, and, well...

...i think i might be pregnant because of it.

 

also, my stomach has been feeling violently unstable as of late. if it's side-effects of carrying his child, i don't know, but... i'm scared.

 

whatever am i going to do?

[Zacharius The Prosecutor 46]

But....vus....your a guy?

 

and plasma raped you?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Who the hell is Vus? TELL ME NOW!

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

He meant Viscra

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Help me please.

[Zacharius The Prosecutor 46]

vus=viscra=Princess Diadem Skystrom

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Yes, well someone help me in game?

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Yes, well someone help me in game?

 

okay you're Plasma's new wife XD

Edited February 4, 2012 by Pinkazoid