Your favourite quotes.

[A Blithering Div 247]

A few more I like:

 

"You're being negative in the freedom dimension." Richard Stallman.

 

"...That's what they tell you. Get on the plane, get one the plane. **** you, I'm getting in the plane." George Carlin.

 

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Patton Oswalt.

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

"I like an escalator, man, because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There will never be an 'Escalator - Out of Order' sign, only an 'Escalator - Temporarily stairs - Sorry for the convenience.' " 

 

"I tried my 'Smokey the Bear' joke in Canada. It didn't work, because in Canada, Smokey the Bear is NOT the forest fire prevention representative. They have 'Smackey the Frog'. Its kind of like a bear, except it's a frog. And I think that is a better system, I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frog are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping towards me, and I thought, 'Man, here comes that frog. I'd better play dead!'"

 

 

From Mitch Hedberg. He was taken from us way too soon.

Edited May 9, 2013 by Full Spectrum

[Potato Sprout 109]

"Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"

-Youngster

 

 

"I'm a cool guy! I've got a girlfriend!"

-Jr. Trainer

 

I'm so so sorry, I just felt the need to do this... Sorry again...

[Mutemutt 773]

"If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't" - Lyall Watson

 

"I'll show you the power of sardines!" - Valvatorez

[Nurse Slava Medik 61]

Only a true leader pluges into the dark woods of defeat and emerges into to the light of victory-Rainbow Six Vegas 2 at the every start

[Yin Yang 43]

OK, well I found this one a while ago.

 

"Nothing is impossible? Not true. Try stapling water to a tree."

 

If anyone can achieve that, PM me a photo, please! No freezing the water. One staple only. The tree must be alive and upright.

[squareyes 153]

"Now, you can see where you went wrong. You wrote the [musical] notes the wrong way up when they should have been in their normal state.

 

It's Wrong!

 

But you know what to do in future."

- My D***head Music Theory Teacher

[Jon the VGNerd 885]

To date, my favorite quotes are:

 

"Where's the f***ing heart?!?! It's GONE!!!"

 

"Okay, his blood, his blood loss is GOING UP! IT'S GOING UP! YOU'RE ACCELERATING HIS DEATH!!"

 

"You threw everything on the floor like an animal!"

 

"You threw it against the wall like a wet paper towel!"

 

All these quotes were from Michael from Rage Quit - Surgeon Simulator 2013 (both the original and the Steam versions) I found on YouTube and, IMO, they were freaking hilarious.

Edited May 9, 2013 by Heavyshy

[Scootaloodle 1,622]

"Well sorry!!! pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it oh I'm so depressed!"- Marvin from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (the radio version)

 

 

"Look! what is that?"

"it's sticker with a green tree on it, what does that mean?"

"Kind to Trees"

"How are they kind to trees?"

"Well they ain't made of wood how kind do you want em?" -Edina from Absolutely Fabulous

 

I have more but can't think of any at the moment

[derpderpderpy 38]

this is my FAVORITE quote of all time 

If you love to people at the same time choose the second one, because if you truly did love the first person you wouldnt fallen for the second~Johnny Deep

[not 72]

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.
E. DeGeneres

 

 

FOREVEEERRRR!

Pinkamena Diane Pie

 

 

I have no color prejudices nor cast prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can't be any worse.
Mark Twain

 

 

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein

 

 

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

 

 

And, my all-time favorite...

 

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Isaac Asimov

Edited May 9, 2013 by LordLlamahat

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

OK, well I found this one a while ago.

 

"Nothing is impossible? Not true. Try stapling water to a tree."

 

If anyone can achieve that, PM me a photo, please! No freezing the water. One staple only. The tree must be alive and upright.

Just a tiny droplet, preferably in a cold day. It'll stick between the staple and the bark, and before you say "but it'd come off at the slightest disturbance", I'll state "so would a very thin sheet of paper, does that mean it's not stapled?"

Do I really need a photo to prove this, I don't think I do.

;3

 

"You choose to break our families, tell me you used all precautions known, and I'll stand beside the ones who stood alone" -chorus of Kangaroo Cry by Blue October

"It's worse than Ascidia!" -one of my Roscoff course mates comparing the complexity of melon-eating techniques to the anatomy of Tunicata

[Yin Yang 43]

 

 

Just a tiny droplet, preferably in a cold day. It'll stick between the staple and the bark, and before you say "but it'd come off at the slightest disturbance", I'll state "so would a very thin sheet of paper, does that mean it's not stapled?" Do I really need a photo to prove this, I don't think I do.

 

 

OK, you win. Dammit.

Oh well, better think of another quote.

 “Oh, I was not made for heaven. No, I don't want to go to heaven. Hell is much better. Think of all the interesting people you're going to meet down there!” - Freddie Mercury

[MeanBlackHawk 147]

I like this quote because it talks about my biggest fear....

death.

 

 

"Only the unknown frightens men.  But once a man has faced the unknown, the terror becomes known."

Antoine de Saint-Exupery 

[Nouth 496]

When I was five, I asked my mother what is the key to life, and I was told that it is happines. When I came to school I was asked to write what I want to be once I grow up. I wrote ,,happy". They told me I don't understand the task. I told them they don't understand life.
- John Lennon

 

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world - that is the myth of the atomic age - as in being able to remake ourselves.

 

In prayer it is better to have a heart without words than words without a heart.

 

- Gandhi

[Cocodrillo 1,565]

"It has been said that something as small as the flutter of a butterfly's wings can ultimately cause a typhoon halfway around the world." ~ Chaos theory

"Sans toi, les émotions d'aujourd'hui ne seraient que la peau morte des émotions d'autrefois." ~ Hipolito

"He's a cheese on my macaroni" ~ Juno

"Rivers divided will once again meet in the ocean." ~ Kishimoto Masashi

"To break nightmares, you just need some colours." ~ SilverStitch

"No mountain nor sea, no thing of this world could keep us apart. Because this is not my world. You are." ~Carlos Morton

"It's like the world is gonna end some soon. And why should I believe myself, not you?" ~ Thom Yorke

"Every creature on this Earth dies alone. I don't want to be alone." ~ Donnie Darko

"The only thing you need is to fight for your dreams." ~ My Bro

Edited September 12, 2018 by Cocodrillo

[Technicolour Dream (Sunny) 38]

"It really bugs me when people underestimate the complexity and intelligence that alot of metal composers put into their music. Metal seems to have this general image of being brutish and this knuckle dragging form of rock and roll, but in reality it takes alot of effort and intelligence." - Stephen O'Mally of Sunn O))) & Burning Witch

 

"Everything is a f***king travesty with you walther! Man, f**k..." - Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski (The Big Lebowski)

[Addem Up 246]

OK, well I found this one a while ago.

 

"Nothing is impossible? Not true. Try stapling water to a tree."

 

If anyone can achieve that, PM me a photo, please! No freezing the water. One staple only. The tree must be alive and upright.

 

http://p.twimg.com/A039m6dCIAEtcEy.jpg:large

 

Just figured I'd be a smartass and post this for everyone to see. Remember, nothing's impossible so long as there are poorly defined laws as to what you may and may not do!

 

Also, I like this one better than the above solution because of the man's face.

[MilBrony 214]

This is in my opinion, one of the most influential quotes from My Little Pony.

Such truer words of wisdom may have never been spoken;

 

 

"FOREVER!!!!!!"

              -Pinkie

 

[NostalgicPony 310]

" The objector and the rebel who raises his voice against what he believes to be the injustice of the present and the wrongs of the past is the one who hunches the world along. "

 

- Clarence Darrow

[TheBreech 91]

My personal favorites:

"You can't always trust quotes on the internet"

-Abraham Lincoln

 

"I'm not saying we should go out and kill stupid people, I'm just saying we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem sort itself out."

-Unknown Troll I have to agree to partially...

 

"If I expect everyone's out to get me, how can they take me by surprise?"

-Me and probably other people before me

[Aurora Bass 61]

Love means giving someone the chance to hurt you, but trusting them not too...

 

-Anonymous 

 

I follow that quote whenever Im in a relationship

[DusK 1,264]

"A true libertarian pin-up calendar would just be one page. The bottom would be blank, so the free market could decide what day it is, and the top would just be a mirror, because you are the only one who matters." -Stephen Colbert

[Dark Moon 965]

 

 

No, they may say they will, but they probably won't. Some bronies tend to overreact, take Twilicorn for example. I think we will be just fine.

 

 

The famous last words stated by Blue Moon that will supposedly bring about the fall of the fandom. Hopefully that don't come to pass.

[AppleJared 87]

Just  few I particularly enjoy:

 

"Everything worth anything requires you to sacrifice something." - My dad

 

"Hard work becomes its own reward." -Unknown

 

"When I die, just keep playing the records." - Jimi Hendrix

 

"The most merciful thing in the world... is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." - H.P. Lovecraft