Your favourite quotes.

[Sir Fluffernutter 435]

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words are merely the smallest element of language capable containing meaning in isolation and as such could never directly produce the 4,000 newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones" - Michael Stevens of Vsauce

 

Common quotes: now with more science

[Megas 27,653]

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words are merely the smallest element of language capable containing meaning in isolation and as such could never directly produce the 4,000 newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones" - Michael Stevens of Vsauce

 

Common quotes: now with more science

This actually reminded me of something

[*derpy* 101]

MTG cards sometimes have flavor text on them this was one of my favorites.

"We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side."

"Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?"

"Yes."

"So shouldn't we—"

"No."

[Codelyy 1,286]

'This is Madness... Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!'

[Seaweed-Headed Dragon 359]

Yeah Tobymac! Speak Life!

 

"In every encounter, we either give life,..

or we drain it; There is no neutral exchange"- Brennan Manning

 

I love this quote  It's really strong

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

"For a device that’s intended for viewing media, the Youtube app is a crime scene."

author of The Dawn Chapel, in their description of this update

[Geek0zoid 1,468]

"Around here, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward."

~ Walt Disney

 

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try' "

~Yoda (Empire Strikes Back)

[PinkiePieJr 122]

"Don't judge others because they sin differently then you."

-unknown

[DoubleRainboom 24]

Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything- Muhammad Ali

 

[Elivil 4]

 

"If it is darkness we are having, let it be extravagant."- Jane Kenyon.

[Guest90210 3,568]

"Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?" - Hank Hill

[Steve-A-Sketch 37]

A heart of a fool is in his mouth, but a mouth of a wiseman is in his heart

-Benjamin Franklin

 

all national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit

-Thomas Paine

 

....But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.

-Thomas Jefferson

[clockwork24 103]

A man who reads live a thousand lives before he dies. A man who doesn't lives only one.

 

I forget who said this, but oh well...

Edited March 2, 2014 by clockwork24

[Mr. Critical 434]

"Hello everyone. I am very excited to join you on your new adventure. I hope you're not to bothered by my constant mouth breathing. My heart attacks. My incontinents. My old war stories. My constant memory loss. My occasional heart attack. Helping me take my medicine. Going to the bathroom. Cleanin' up ma poops. And all the other tasks that come with living with an almost dead person."

Yugioh Abridged: Cr@psule monsters.

[N.W. 3,619]

"A lie told often enough becomes the truth" Vladimir Lenin 

 

"All that is complex is not useful, and all that is useful is simple." - Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov

 

"There is no such thing as a former KGB man."-Vladimir Putin (Hue Hue)

Edited March 2, 2014 by Sergei

[PsychedelicPony 440]

The quote in my signature:

 

"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."

-Mark Twain

[Krampus 197]

"No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style." -Steven Brust

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

I've been watching some of the original Mission Impossible series. I picked up this quote which I thought quite good...

 

Season four episode "Fools Gold"

 

"I am very serious when it comes to risking my life. I don't know what I would do without it."

- The Great Paris

(Played by Leonard Nimoy)

[The Blades Shadow 444]

"Who needs a girlfriend when you've got Pokemon?" ~ Unknown

Something I randomly found on the internet and now it's how I feel about life XD

[PlunderSteed 1,252]

Out on the highway

Up in the air

Everyone else is

Goin' somewhere

They're goin' nowhere

And I'll be there too

I might as well go

Under with you

 

"Sink to the Bottom", The Fountains of Wayne

[joecal97 340]

"Aim high kid..... But don't aim for the impossible"

Rainbow Dash

 

"We shall fight on the beaches, and on the landing ground, we shall never surrender" Winston Churchill

 

"When the whole world is against you, beat the whole world"

 

American WW2 bazooka instructions: 'point at enemy, fire!'

 

There are many great, funny, inspiring and downright silly quotes out there, aren't there?

Edited March 5, 2014 by joecal97

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

"It's a sad day indeed when your rant about a forum isn't something memorable, but mere background noise in the sea of contempt for that site." - ePONYmous

 

We were talking about a different pony forums. It's almost mind-boggling how badly a community can fail.

 

EDIT: But come to think about it... It's also a reminder that I should be more appreciative of this place... 

Edited March 6, 2014 by SunBurn

[Zhortac 1,474]

"We're space pirates. When we run into someone we don't like, we kick ass." ~ Captain Marvelous.

[Passion 3,484]

I'll spam Pratchett in here

 

 

 

1. It is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done. A person ignorant of the possibility of failure can be a halfbrick in the path of the bicycle of history.
2. Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.
3. Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
4. Time is like a drug. Too much of it kills you.
5. Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.
6. The shortest unit of 'time' in the multiverse is the New York second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.
7. It is always useful to have an enemy who is prepared to die for his country, this means that both you and he have exactly the same aim in mind.
8. People's whole lives do pass in front of their eyes before they die. The process is called 'living'.
9. There is no exception to the rule that everyone thinks that there is an exception to the rule.
10. Ninety per cent of most magic merely consists of knowing one extra fact.
11. With magic, you can turn a frog into a prince. With science, you can turn a frog into a Ph.D and you still have the frog you started with.

[Dargent 80]

"One final effort is all that remains" -Lord Hood