You are battling the avatar above you, who would win?

[The Awesome One 1,315]

Ah, so you're a green griffin? How nice. Excuse me for a second so I may go get my bubble shotgun.

[KPM 288]

Scoutker's fighting style revolves a lot around reading the opponent's thougth-process and then striking unpredictably.

That won't work in Derpy's case. Luckily, that is only a minor drawback, since direct combat clearly isn't your cup of tea.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

i winner :3

[Sks_Burns 730]

two against one huh? you're out numbered and out gunned. bet that didnt end how you thought it would, now did it? lol. 

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Lol

 

I guess its 2 vs 2

 

Twilight will own you though.

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

The Serbian Air Force would take you guys out in like, 1 pass.

Sorry Twi.

[AmarisNsane 2,730]

Whoa.

 

I'd have to say that ^ would definitely have me beat. xD  I somehow feel that there would be no competition really!

Edited December 23, 2012 by Amaris NSane

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

The Serbian Air Force may have weapons.....but I got MAGIC!

[KPM 288]

Going by thy lore... Twilight Sparkle ALONE would be WAY more than a match for me. Accompanied with Spike... The only chance would be going for Spike swiftly and then threatening his life to subdue Twilight. If I didn't get burned into a crisp before I could make a move.

Very likely defeat.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

You look strong but Twilight will pwn you.

 

Spike could at least hold a battle with you in hiis own

[Carnival_Cat 18]

SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!  enough said!

Edited December 23, 2012 by Nightmare Whisper

[KPM 288]

Slightly creepy. Unlikely a match though.

Ain' a true warrior.

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

Festive Scoutker vs Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

 

BTW, I don't feel like fighting you. 

[Carnival_Cat 18]

Welcome all My Little Pony friends,

Come and stay with me 'til the end.

There's just one thing that has to be said,

"If you can-not play then you're dead."

 

Look, there's the ticket booth, feed it quickly please,

Your gold bits are what it eats...

There is so much to see, you will not believe,

(the) Parasprites I had last week.

 

Wander now inside, leave Ponyville behind.

If you turn back now a cockatrice you'll find.

Say what makes you happy, Say that "da magicks" here.

Do not be afraid, 'cause I am not one to fear

(for) This is the place where I control all you see,

But I want more so come pretty please (with)

 

Me, the Cat of Carnival design.

Fillies get in line...

YOU'RE MINE!!!

 

villain song plus sludge monster and man-eating ticket booth i win!

Edited December 24, 2012 by Carnival_Cat

[KPM 288]

I read the text above for it was attractive,

And I do believe you keep the rhyme live.

However, as slick as it may sound,

soon enough you'll have found:

 

Your game of rhyming is not so unique

and if it' a battle with me that you seek:

Trust me, when I say that my hat is for show

My combat skills can hit you high or low.

 

Enough trickery, this battle must end.

To the depths of hell you I must send.

Any counters to spare? Nope, do that I won't let.

You're already dead, you just haven't caught up yet.

 

*stumbles on a nearby rock*

WHAT OH SH-

*falls*

... *Shoots an arrow right in*

Close enough.

[AmarisNsane 2,730]

^ Yeah, this says it all. This gallant champion certainly would have me beat. lol <3

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

Santa Dashie and her little helper will beat all comers.

[Carnival_Cat 18]

Come with me baby so we can set love free.

Happiness is my guarantee.

 

So please come here and give me one sweet kiss,

Or you will be left friendless.

 

My love is lonely idle without a spark.

Patiently waiting to devour your heart.

 

Sweet music preys on you, my darling baby,

(so) Please give your love to me, Your Lady!

 

I am waiting saddle up your pride.

There's no need to run and hide!!!

 

 

Now that you're with me just sit back and relax.

There is much to do so listen to these facts:

 

Ponyville is doomed and you've got a front row view.

The events in motion cannot be stopped unless you

Give yourself up and let your love set me free,

Or your your friends die, their souls paid to me (so)...

 

Marry Me, and I shall waste your life.

Let me be your Little WIFE!!!

 

Come get to know me, My Little Pony,

Let's consummate our day!!!

 

Don't make a fuss I'm one you can trust,

There's no need to turn away!!!

 

 

There's nothing to fear, Don't be so frightened.  

Beauty cannot harm you!!!  

 

Don't be so scared of my plans for you,

There's nothing I dare not do!!!

 

Babe please stay for i am not a witch,

life alone just makes me sick!!

 

Now you're mine, you ponies can’t resist.

You make my life oh so rich!!!

 

if you haven't been able to figure it out Catherine specializes in mind control through the use of her beautiful singing voice and an enchanted Calliope. 

 

Edited December 24, 2012 by Carnival_Cat

[Just some guy 1,070]

Nope.Too goddamn creepy for me.She'd win by default because I wouldn't even go near her and her insanity.

[Carnival_Cat 18]

he would probably send me to the pound! to be put to sleep or if i'm lucky he will let me be his pet (double-entendre which means to have two meanings one normal and one that i'm not going to described for fear of being banned) puuurrrrr, kitty likes the thought of that! but if he calls me a pony i swear to celestia that i will claw out his eyes,gut him, and then stuff his corpse and use it as a scratching post!

Edited December 24, 2012 by Carnival_Cat

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Edit: Oops got lost there for a second and posted in wrong topic......

 

 

Yeah I bet we could because we got magic.

Edited December 24, 2012 by ~Chaotic Harmony~

[Carnival_Cat 18]

Oh you!

 

don't get what you mean by that! but if you are saying i would beat you then i agree with you 100%

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

You looj creepy enough to scare Spike but not Twilight

[Wingnut 7,000]

Flutterrage is no match for Twilight's firepower.  I'm tapping out. 

[Carnival_Cat 18]

fluttershy likes animals does that include cats? perhaps i could become her pet!(again double entendre CC as a cat (at least in her own mind) is promiscuious and goes both ways)