If You Were Discorded

[SagasaPony 122]

I would disagree, it seems like the "id" and "super ego" is left alone while the "ego" is the one changed. I do not fully understand these terms as I have never read any Freud before, but I do know that he got these ideas from Plato's logisticon, thumos, and epithumos (super-ego, ego, and id respectively). One’s passionate self (thumos) and basic animal desires (epithumos) are left the same while ones rational self (logisticon) is radically altered such that they are reversed in some ironic way. An example I will use here is Rarity, she still desires diamonds (albeit in a slightly more radical fashion), no mention to base animal desires are mentioned, yet she is unable to recognize (an action of the logisticon) the rock for what it actually is.

 

As to what mine would be, I think that I would scorn education to some ridiculous degree. I would also be an outgoing and fun person who did not care at all for the university and its ways.

 

That's... that actually makes more sense when you put it like that. Although, I'd still like to point out that Big Mac did act like a dog when he was discorded.

 

Maybe being discorded isn't bound by set rules and just twists a character in a random, negative way? I wouldn't put it past the personification of Chaos to be utterly chaotic even with regards to himself...

[Zygen 6,066]

Well heres the thing that really confuses me though. I don't understand Discords Discorded thing, like does it reverse every trait you have? Or does it only reverse like good ones? or main ones? Or turns them into chaotic ones?

 

If I where to be reversed personalitys.. I'd be a rude, heartless, cruel but outgoing, and brave person? That would be something along the lines of my opposite.(i'm not to sure on my normal personality's but still .)

 

I still find that if discord reverses your personalitys then wouldn't it have positive effects aswell? And that doesn't seem to fit someone whos basically the spirit of chaos.(Discord.)

 

Just some thoughts, kinda off topic though, so sorry :/.

[Forsooth 18]

Maybe being discorded isn't bound by set rules and just twists a character in a random, negative way? I wouldn't put it past the personification of Chaos to be utterly chaotic even with regards to himself...

You here made a VERY good and needed elucidation. Trying to find reason and order to Discord? What was I thinking? It seems like I forgot from the very beginning the nature of the beast. Good point my friend.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

I find it kind of difficult to see myself discorded as i act with a mixture  of good and bad qualities . I guess id be somewhere along the lines of Flutterbitch since i took the personality  test and i was most like her.(Fluttershy...not actually Flutterbitch in turn it'd be my opposite personality in theroy )

Edited December 8, 2012 by ~Chaotic Harmony~

[Sky Warden 2,243]

I know who I am. If I'm discorded, I would be...LOL, the rules don't let me say anything to express it.

Rude, aye. Too proud of myself, of course. Cunning trickster. Like insulting people, why not? Always looking for a fight, yes, I'm a traditional martial artist and always looking for a chance to test my skill, I'm glad I have a good self-control, haha.

[Yuna Crescent 142]

hm...if i was discorded? well for one i'd be loud, outspoken, and swear every chance i had, i would also hate small children and animals...and would want to hurt them....(dear sweet Celestia no...  ) and i would think Twilight was worse pony...

[Batbrony 16,055]

I'd probably be stupid, lazy, and completely uncivil and discourteous to everypony I meet.  That, and I'd suddenly begin to loathe muffins and crave cupcakes at all hours of the day.  THE HORROR!!!!!!!! 

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

I would be loud, aggressive, violent and unable to stay out of other people's business. Probably a womanizer too. Everything I'm not and have no desire to be. ^^

[Night Shine 767]

Intriguing question. I really do love the topic of being "Discorded" because it shows an underlying deep analysis of a pony's character through contrast.

 

For me......hm. I'd probably say that my best quality is my ability to remain faithful/loyal to a cause and my friends and to try and cheer everypony up when they're feeling down.

 

I guess that means that Discorded, I would become super-depressed and lose faith in everything in life, to the point of overt nihilism.

 

Oh wait, I did that before when I fell asleep before I could watch ponies on a Friday night a couple weeks ago. Well, nevermind. i guess that the harshness of the world can do what Discord does sometimes.

[Fridge 382]

If I were discorded? Hmmm....

 

I think I'd end up being a selfish sadist that goes out of his way to make sure others suffer for his pleasure.

 

I'm trying to think of a bright side and I honestly can't think of one other than being more confident with women... which would quickly lead me into trouble as I would be disloyal.

[Cocodrillo 1,565]

I'd be uncreative, studious, polite, extroverted, easy-going, self-confident, warm, friendly, modest, sympathetic, unloyal, incurious social beast...

I'd hate books, animals, computers, sweets, chemistry, art, music, rainbows and colours.

I'd love parties, crowded rooms, people, making friends, booze.

I'd be great in sports and maths.

I'd date anyone& I'd be always in a relationship, but with guys only.

 

 

Geez, that would be twisted as fuck.

Edited December 8, 2012 by Suntouched Coco

[Nouth 496]

Let's see...

 

I'd be an extremely extroverted person, believing that everything can be solved with fire, sword and aggression. I'd be arguing with and fighting people over any tiny thingy I would consider wrong, and after the fight is over, I'd feel like the most awesome person in the world and walk away without thinking about how does the other person feel now.

I would be intolernat as fuck, this fact multypling the ammount of fights and disabling bronyism.

I'd be self confident, and would not get upset by anything wrong people say about me - after all, it would be ME, not them who is omniknowing and god-like in everything.

I would love being the cool person in the middle of crowd admiring me.

I would only believe in scientific proofs and would consider all religious people complete nuts worth being tortuned to death.

I would be either totally straight or totally gay, and could not stand people of different orientation

I would consider reading a total loss of time

and the list goes on o.O

 

Now, this is a bit creepy. Does anypony here know where could I get an anti-dischord amulet so I could protect myself from this horribility ? xD

[Clarity 3,094]

I'll be nicer, less selfish, less lazy, always on time, studious, kind, and happy.

 

Who wouldn't want that?

 

Not me. I don't want to be any of the above if I had to betray Applejack. 

[SmileForever^.^ 128]

*Gasp* Why haven't I thought of this?! 

 

The discorded me would probably be a legend when it came to sarcasm, graceful and have at least some form of table mannerism. - Sounds awesome! Discord, here I come!

 

*Realization edit* 

 

But then, I would also be selfish, I wouldn't take into consideration of anyone's feelings, I would hate life, hate nature, hate everything, i'd be a big snob. I would have literally no sense of humor, I'd be a bully. Worst of all, I wouldn't smile...ever! *insert DUN DUN DUN*

 

By looking at what characteristics i'd have if they where parallel, it makes me proud to be who I am, and you all should be too. We are all great people with many talents and passions, don't be afraid to show thee world who you are.

 

[YesIAmTori 285]

I'd be very cold to everypony and then I'd laugh when people annoy me, I'd be easily trusting and hate baking. It would be THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!

[mycarhasaMoustache 449]

Considering Iget up at 5am everyday and drive 20 miles to do my job witch I hate then drive home sit on the internet for 6 hours go to bed and repeat I feel like Iv already been discorded.

[~Chaotic Fireball~ 499]

I would go out of my way to annoy and anger people, andI would ignore everything they say. That's me on my worst days. I guess that's it

Edited December 8, 2012 by Fireball Rush

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

I would be worse then i am now. instead of being a little evil and some what insane, i would be completely evil and very but much so insane.  but those are the up sides but the con would be this i would just be a sack of rocks.

[YesIAmTori 285]

Considering Iget up at 5am everyday and drive 20 miles to do my job witch I hate then drive home sit on the internet for 6 hours go to bed and repeat I feel like Iv already been discorded.

I know that feeling man, it's quite similar for me except my routine is get up at 6, get bus to school, go through 5 mindless lessons that will never come into being a baker (except for maths, that could be useful) and see that guy (you know who I mean), get bus home, have an argument with someone then draw something to try and make me feel better.

[Wubsie 1,123]

My OC would pretty much be a huge threat to everyone since he would go corrupt with power and use his machines against the forces of good. Honestly that would be pretty cool IMO. 

FANFIC IDEA

MY IDEA I CALLED IT

Edited December 9, 2012 by Chalk The Chao

[Discorded Bluenote 126]

Me?

 

HAHA!

 

Discorded, I'd be hell.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKBZXVy35Kc

 

 

In fact, I'd probably be worse than Discorded Fluttershy! >:3

 

That basically what happens on my bad days.

[Shanks 10,816]

If I was discorded I would be a lot less perverted, wouldn't have as much of a potty mouth and would probably be more trusting and accommodating to authority as I currently am quite blunt and am very distrusting of the authority especially government authority. Of course it wouldn't all be good I would also be extremely lazy, selfish, stupid, arrogant stuffy, apathetic and kind of boring.

[Brook 663]

Hm, this seems like quite the propaganda for me, allow me to make a list of possible options, or just one big person filled with everything but the kitchen sink:

 

>Sweetie Belle's worst enemy, AKA Diamond Tiara

>A Female

>An anarchist who's more narcissistic than the freaking flower

>An overly attached pretty boy looking for a mate

>A Bassist

>That one guy who shot the sheriff

>Mean and rude AKA Gilda in disguise

>A socially inapt blood sucking monkey

>NOT Human

>Perverted and creepy

>I'd like Rarity for a change

 

I basically have no idea, I'm too damn complex, but some of those are probable. 

Edited December 9, 2012 by Brook

[Winterbass 763]

I'd stop caring about everything and everyone, I would become a work-a-holic for everything I like to do. Being a bit of a pacifist I would become extremely violent and do things on impulse without doing any thinking. I would lose all intention to try and change things for the better but I would try to make things worse and worse because schadenfreude.

 

I don't think anyone would be a very good target to be discorded because all we'd do is destroy Discord's fun.

[Homura Akemi 974]

Hm, this seems like quite the propaganda for me, allow me to make a list of possible options, or just one big person filled with everything but the kitchen sink:

 

>Sweetie Belle's worst enemy, AKA Diamond Tiara

>A Female

>An anarchist who's more narcissistic than the freaking flower

>An overly attached pretty boy looking for a mate

>A Bassist

>That one guy who shot the sheriff

>Mean and rude AKA Gilda in disguise

>A socially inapt blood sucking monkey

>NOT Human

>Perverted and creepy

>I'd like Rarity for a change

 

I basically have no idea, I'm too damn complex, but some of those are probable. 

 

It would just be personality. Sex or occupation wouldn't be affected, seeing that Flutterbitch was still caring for animals and Liarjack still lived on a farm, but I understand a lot of your points.

Edited December 9, 2012 by Dίscorded Dίsmajo