Making Trixie Mad...

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Trixie occassionally comes to our world. She looks human, but with blue hair.

If you make her angry enough she will turn you into a pony and send you on a one way trip to Equestria.

 

 

So. You think you know who Trixie is. How would you make her mad and get a free trip to Equestria?

BUT. She won't fall for the same trick twice...

 

 

 

PS. It will take more than just calling her a "doody head."

[Finesthour 7,287]

I would tell her that magic is just a figment of your imagination, and that she was just a pointless bitch that only got an episode because no one loves her, and she went to die alone when she ran away.

 

-prepares to go-

[Skullbuster 1,906]

show her the google results for trixie

[Aureity 3,055]

I would laugh at her and tell her magic is all fake.

Then I'd just dodge all the spells she'd shoot at me until she got exasperated enough to use the one I want to get hit by

[BlazingDawn 52]

Show her Boast Busters, then taunt her about it, and insult her. Then off to Equestria!

[Legit101 300]

Yes I would.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

I'd do her bidding and ask her to marry me.

 

Disregard Equestria, acquire Trixie!

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

I'd just insult her as much as possible, Then off to Equestria.

[Shadow Stallion 436]

I'd get her phone number and spam-text "u mad?".

 

Hopefully that would work.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

inb4senttocloudsdalecolisseum

 

As for my method, I would fawn and drool over Rarity and constantly compare Rarity to her and proclaim her inferiority to Rarity.

 

And also maybe give her a grab on the behind seeing as she's human.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

I would if the trip to Equestria was temporary. Otherwise, I'd trick her into using her magic to do... other things I wanted her to do by insulting her. (Turn me into an antennae dog human thing, yeaaah. Now THAT is what I want.)

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Hmmm.

 

Am I the only pony here disturbed by the incredible and unacceptable amount of Trixie abuse in this thread? I mean, where is the love and toleration? What did Trixie ever do to you?

 

You ponies should be ashamed for being mean to poor Trixie just for personal gain.

 

Especially you fizzle. Especially you.

[ScottishUnicorn 284]

So the goal here is to make everyone with blue hair angry, I don't think that is the best idea.

[Blank Flank 69]

I would sneak into her house at night...and...paint her hair to resemble a certain faithful student. I think that should just about do it. Helllllo Equestria!

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

I'd do her bidding and ask her to marry me.

 

Disregard Equestria, acquire Trixie!

 

I second this!!!

hcares about Equestria at a time likes this, acquire Trixie

Edited February 8, 2012 by Leoc Trixies #1 Assistant

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

Hand her a brochure from a doctor's office titled "Venereal Diseases and You!"

 

 

Also, since when are STDs called STIs? I guess it's to lower the negative stigma the word "disease" gives off compared to "infection"

 

Edited February 8, 2012 by Doctor XFizzle

[Kyreth 194]

Follow her around wearing a bear mask and saying 'how scared are you right now?'

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Give her a solid kick in the shin.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

I'd just "accidentally" keep calling her Twilight.

[Yellow Diamond 7,569]

Ask her how many towns she's been run out of recently for being a charlatan.