The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Soldier 2,044]

Granted. However, the DNA of the headphones replicated and eventually turned into a full grown monster and eventually devours.

 

I wish I had a Pikachu, either gender.

[DJShy 872]

Granted, but he kills you.

 

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't too lazy to write a actual wish.

[Opalicious 799]

Error. Error. Wish paradox has been activated. This post should not even exist and questions it's existence. The world blows up in three, two, one...

 

I WISH THE WORLD DIDN'T BLOW UP

[Victor van Dort 202]

Granted, it instead ceases to exist

 

I wish Glee won't cover any more songs

[Dautt 77]

Granted but something worse will replace it, sorry but that's how the world works buddy.

 

I wish for a lightsaber.

Edited January 3, 2013 by Dr_appleman

[DJShy 872]

Granted, but you don't know it was double bladed, and it stabs you in the guts.

 

 

 

I wish for a teacup piglet.

[Leafeon 2,702]

Granted, but it flies away. Don't ask questions.

 

I wish for a Trixie.

[Colt 555]

Granted SURPRICE!!!!

 

 

 

I wish I had the moves like Jagger 

[Yes-Man 597]

Alright, but no one can have moves like Jagger so now you ARE Jagger.

 

 

I wish I was a Transformer.

[DJShy 872]

Granted, but you are a toy transformer.

 

Or you are now part of a car. Take your pick.

 

 

I wish the next poster was awesome.

[Rocco 567]

wish granted but he is only deceptively awesome. oh sure he has facebook friends out the wazoo and owns his own business and has two cars. but underneath all that hes is flat broke, married and has a kid that screams all night keeping him awake! hahahah.................wait......ah ahhhhhhhh wtf!

http://youtu.be/7erl9k01C2M

Edited January 4, 2013 by dash blast

[Victor van Dort 202]

Granted but you don't get a wish.

 

I wish for my headphones I ordered from amazon to arrive right now.

[Callisto 1,876]

Granted, but they're broken.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Wubsie 1,123]

Sure, but you can only fly 1 centimeter above the ground! >

EDIT: Herp derp...

I wish for chewing gum!

Edited January 5, 2013 by ~Wubs~

[Callisto 1,876]

I wish you made a wish.

[Dautt 77]

Granted but you can't corrupt it.

 

I wish for a airtight container containing cured shark.

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

Granted, but the shark only cures the black plauge. It eats you and you die

 

I WISH FOR FUTASHY

[Wubsie 1,123]

You get a fluttershy alright. 

A plastic one that's an inch tall.

I wish for a cake!

Edited January 6, 2013 by ~Wubs~

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but the cake is laced with every poision known to man (and several that aren't)

 

I wish I had a taco right now.

[Wubsie 1,123]

You get a taco, but it's soggy.

[Victor van Dort 202]

Granted, but it's invisible

 

I wish for multiple wishes on my next post

[Leafeon 2,702]

Granted, but multiple is also 1.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001. So good luck figuring that out.

 

I wish for an octopus. :B

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Granted, but multiple is also 1.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001. So good luck figuring that out.

 

I wish for an octopus. :B

 

Wish granted, but the Octopus is deceased

 

 

I wish for a pet Goblin.

Edited January 6, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[F7UC 43]

Granted, but you actually don't get one

 

I wish I could make a wish that the poster below me can't corrupt

 

Oh wait, yeah I did.

[Victor van Dort 202]

Granted, but look at my wish:

 

I wish the post above me was able to be corrupted