The Corrupted Wish Game

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted, it is indeeda nice shovel you got there.

 

It'd be a sssssssshame if sssomething were to happen to it....

 

I wish for more RP.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted.

 

I wish for Photoshop.

[Chrysalisa 60]

Granted, but it is a 10-day trial.

 

I wish for a pool...

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted but its filled with Lava

I wish I wasn't so sad.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Not granted.

 

(Doesn't wish for anything.)

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted but you Didn't wish for anything,

I wish someone would give me a real way to become happy.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted, that way turns out to be sexual intercourse with a rabid raccoon every day.

 

I wish I had something to do that didn't involve porn, please.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

You do something not porn related, but your genitals end up stuck in a windowpane.

 

I wish I had a medipack

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted but it is filled with useless junk.

I wish I had an amazing Pony.

[Twiliscael 3,960]

The pony is actually from Gen 3. Mwahahahahaha!

 

I wish for a million dollars!

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[Whiteshade 1,426]

You get a million monopoly dollars

 

I wish this post is the last post on this thread

[Burnt Toast 9]

Granted. UMAD?

 

 

I wish for Discord to come back.

[TradeSwep 11]

Granted, but he's a doll.

I wish there was a pony dressed as a Taco.

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

Granted, but now there isn't. You lose.

 

I wish I could control time freely according to my will.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted but you go back in time, meeting yourself and deleting the universe.

I wish I was good a drawing.

[castleofwarriors 2]

Granted. You are a good drawing.

 

I wish for a sonic rainboom.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted but the resulting rainbow blinds you.

I wish for everyone to become bronys.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. A massive war breaks out over who is best pony.

 

I wish for a train ticket to Dodge Junction!

[Strider Hiryu 116]

Granted. The ticket will now explode and kill everyone within a 25 yard radius of it.

 

I wish to become a Strider.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted but something goes horribly wrong (I have no clue what a Strider is )

I wish when typing fast I didn't make spelling errors.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You get so proud of your perfect spelling that you don't notice that you've begun making horrid grammatical errors.

 

I wish for a Krabby Patty.

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, here have one. but you die if you eat it.

 

i wish for chocolate chips

[Gaehhn 9]

granted but you will eat them while (re)watching Two Girls one Cup

 

I wish for good music

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. But it's only good in the opinion of a tone-deaf teenage girl. Hope you enjoy Justin Bieber.

 

I wish I didn't have a cold.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. You are now resting in peace in a cemetery.

 

I wish for a sunny day.