The Corrupted Wish Game

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you can change your profile picture only once a year !
I wish I had ajob

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but it's animal cleaning!

I wish I could enjoy the Simpsons tv show

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but your sense of humor is dead.

I wish our world is like the Simpson world

Edited May 3, 2017 by TBD

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but now everyone's yellow because of scurvy!

I wish I knew what to wish for!

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but now everyone's yellow because of scurvy!

I wish I knew what to wish for!

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but now everyone's yellow because of scurvy!

I wish I knew what to wish for!

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but now you can't speak it only think it

 

I wish for @The_Gobo was unable to ever be a slime again 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Never granted.
Gobo will be forever a slime.

I wish @Arid_Blitz wasn't pppppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkk

[TBD 17,254]

Not granted.  I have no clue what you're shouting about.

I wish @The_Gobo can teach me the way of the slime.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. you are now a member of the slime rebellion.

I wish more people would submit to slimehood =w=

 

[TBD 17,254]

granted but not many are worthy enough!

I wish my dog can join in the slimehood

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you homework becomes die.

 

I wish I had a slimedog.

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but it is pink and slowly solidifies 

I wish @The_Gobo was turned to a solid and unable to unwish it

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. but then I melt because of thermodynamics =w=

I wish Arid would stop trying to un-slime me

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted because you become a gas

I wish to put @The_Gobo as a gas was inside an air tight container for study 

[Widdershins 9,959]

Granted, but slimegas seeps through the jar's container to re-coalesce outside of it.

 

13 hours ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, until Now becomes then.

  Wait, Now is then? Then where's now?

 

     I wish for more Pank. I wish da whole world was Pank!

   PANK! Paaank,-pan-pank-pank! *cue clucking noises*

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted.
Because pink is evil.

I wish I was more green =w=

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but it is corrupted paint which turns you to a hot fluorescent pink that glows in the dark

I wish @The_Gobo wasn't color blind

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. But you become a morning person:

 

I wish Arid was a slime.

=w=

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but, I become the new slime overlord and convert you to my side making you pink

 

I wish @The_Gobo was pink and unable to unwish it 

[Hierok 11,831]

Ungranted, because no-one knows what the gobo will look like next time.

But I wish the same. Please???? 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

granted! but only the gobo will decide what he will be.

I wish for a fantastic day

[The Cynical Lone Wolf 615]

Ok, but the day after one of your friends dies

I wish I got to meet Lovecraft

[Krashface 534]

Hah, my friend, your wish will be granted immediatly. By the way, you're gonna be transported into Master Lovecraft's tomb for the rest of your life.

I wish to become a Deep One.

[Widdershins 9,959]

 *Clack, Poof!*

   Your wish is my command!

          You are now whacked out on whatever it is most Hippies are on and are forced to spend the rest of your life going on inanely philosophical rants that no one really cares about unless their as Hippie as you are!

  Hah! GET IT?!

 

   TENTACLES!!!

     That is my wish!                                                                        uhh... friendly tentacles that is. I may need to remember to be more specific about my wishes.