The Corrupted Wish Game

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Granted. No one watches it.

 

i wish that I could be more confident 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted BUT you are over confident 

I wish I was more organized.

[TBD 17,252]

granted but you now have OCD to the extend you can't enjoy life

I wish for Ps4 or a good gaming computer. 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But, it only comes with one game. Ride to Hell: Retribution.

I wish Bongo Bongo would play us the song of his people.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT he sings it off key.

I wish I could sing and dance to impress my crush o3o

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But your crush ends up ripping your heart into a million little pieces, leaving you so traumatized that you never trust another living soul.

I wish Oingo Boingo would fight Bongo Bongo in the jungles of Congo wearing t-shirts of Jonno.

[TBD 17,252]

Granted but you will be caught in the middle of the mumbo jumbo and want kaput.

I wish the weather is a little more cooler.

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it's too cool that the weather turns into a real bitch.

I wish I had a frend 

[TBD 17,252]

Granted  but they'll annoyed you to death. 

I wish @Messy Mane  would realized he already have some friends here.

Edited May 7, 2018 by TBD

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT I was just horsing around 

I wish for a Frito pie o3o

[TBD 17,252]

Granted but it's made from garage. 

I wish I can eat without any limits. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT your in Soviet Russia 

In Soviet Russia limits eat you D:

I wish I was "the dude" from the big lebowski

[Lights Action 476]

Granted, but Donny ends up 'dropping' a bowling ball on your head in this version, plus your wife doesn't get saved.
I wish sweet foods weren't fattening.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but healthy foods are now fattening, so obesity is now something the average person deals with.

 

I wish I was done with work for the season already.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you're done for this season's work, and also will be your last, that said, you're fired and you won't get your final pay. o3o

I wish for an Iphone X. :3

[TBD 17,252]

granted you got a iPhone with a x mark on it..in other word, it's unusable. 

I wish for my $45 back!

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You get it back as 1 penny per day.

I wish for a sandwich.

[swordsman 192]

well let see i was a  10,000  demon that was stop by a great hero and put into a human body.   My wish is to have the woman that stop me come back to live so i can kill her with my bare hands again.

Spoiler

 

 

[TBD 17,252]

granted,

 

I wish not to have a sandwich for every lunch.

1 minute ago, swordsman said:

My wish is to have the woman that stop me come back to live so i can kill her with my bare hands again.

granted but she came back as a zombie, which means you can't kill her but she can kill you.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, your every lunch from now on is potato salad

 

i wish that i can pass my chemistry class this semester......

[swordsman 192]

9 minutes ago, TBD said:

granted but she came back as a zombie, which means you can't kill her but she can kill you.

oh, that no problem at all in fact that better, now i can go full out and she will not die. I can't wait to get my old tools back out. you know you can only do so much to a human body before they die.

9 minutes ago, TBD said:

,

 

I wish not to have a sandwich for every lunch.

granted,  you can have the  dog fish  sandwich that i make.

 

i wish my army  and my queen was back by my side.

Edited May 8, 2018 by swordsman

[TBD 17,252]

2 minutes ago, Kronos the Revenant said:

i wish that i can pass my chemistry class this semester......

granted but you failed your others classes

I wish for some popcorn.

 

 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, but it’s all kernels.

 

 

i wish Mad Munchkin-waifu notices me. (PS, waifu has bf)

Edited May 8, 2018 by Kronos the Revenant

[TBD 17,252]

Granted but she only notices the green leaf between your teeth

I wish there's big boy burger restaurant  where I live.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! but the big boy burger! is a man murderer to make burgers!

I wish I improved!