The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,262]

Granted now they will only be serving salad, just lettuces. Because it's faster and healthier 

 

I wish I'm something more than just a plain boring human.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,135]

Granted, you become a plain, boring robot.

I wish I could get the Covid vaccine already.

[Number62 1,264]

Granted. You'll the vaccine after you get infected and hospitalized with the disease.

 

I wish I knew what I was looking at.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,135]

Granted, it’s Medusa.

I wish for world peace.

[Will Guide 21,365]

  On 2021-05-28 at 1:48 PM, Sonic Shimmer said:

Granted, it’s Medusa.

I wish for world peace.

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Granted, now the world is in pieces and floating around in space from each other like broken slices of pizza.

I wish I was a natural bodybuilder

[Number62 1,264]

Granted. You will do nothing for the rest of your life except bodybuilding.

 

I wish I could tell time without looking at a clock.

[Will Guide 21,365]

  On 2021-06-25 at 12:14 AM, Number62 said:

Granted. You will do nothing for the rest of your life except bodybuilding.

 

I wish I could tell time without looking at a clock.

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Granted except telling the time is literally all you can say or do.

I wish I could fly like my Dragon Avatar

[TBD 17,262]

Granted, but it only take you 1 inches off the ground

I wish I was a killer whale

[Will Guide 21,365]

  On 2021-08-05 at 11:09 PM, TBD said:

Granted, but it only take you 1 inches off the ground

I wish I was a killer whale

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Granted but then you're hunted to near Extinction!

I wish someone had the courage to climb my large body like a mountain

[TBD 17,262]

Granted but you thought they're ants, so you have squash.

I wish i can make everything all good with a snap of my fingers!

[Will Guide 21,365]

  On 2021-08-13 at 6:32 PM, TBD said:

Granted but you thought they're ants, so you have squash.

I wish i can make everything all good with a snap of my fingers!

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Granted but everything good eventually becomes sickingly sweet

I wish I had the ability to get rid of covid-19 completely for everyone

[TBD 17,262]

Granted COVID-19 is no longer here…. But turns out, it got evolved to Covid-20.

 

I wish I could cure all the sicks 

 

[Will Guide 21,365]

  On 2021-08-13 at 7:33 PM, TBD said:

Granted COVID-19 is no longer here…. But turns out, it got evolved to Covid-20.

 

I wish I could cure all the sicks 

 

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You're able to cure all the sick but unfortunately you yourself are going to be sick forever.

I wish I had every Disney animated DVD/Blu-ray release so I can see all the official bonus features in addition to the movie

[TBD 17,262]

  On 2021-08-13 at 9:18 PM, Will Gazzzze said:

You're able to cure all the sick but unfortunately you yourself are going to be sick forever.

I wish I had every Disney animated DVD/Blu-ray release so I can see all the official bonus features in addition to the movie

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granted but the discs are all broken due to a poor shipments

 

I wish my shoulder would stop aching. 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,135]

Granted, your entire shoulder and arm fall off.

I wish I could wish to wish for a wish.

[Chann3l Chas3r 367]

Granted! You can now only wish to have more wishes.

I wish I could always remember where I put things instead of losing them five minutes after setting 'em down.

[Will Guide 21,365]

  On 2021-11-07 at 6:12 AM, Chann3l Chas3r said:

Granted! You can now only wish to have more wishes.

I wish I could always remember where I put things instead of losing them five minutes after setting 'em down.

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Granted but you forget how to use them.

I wish I could turn into a sea monster when wet and human when dried

 

[TBD 17,262]

Granted but sadly the society won't ever welcome you on land.

I wish I have only good luck in gacha games without losing much.

[littlepony 15]

you have the best luck you can possibly get, but every week you have to restart the game from the beginning.

I wish I was a cowpony alicorn mare. (the one with the cowlike udder, instead of being a country pony.)

[TBD 17,262]

granted but you ended up in beef factory.

I wish I can make anything possible with a snap of my fingers

[Samurai Equine 53,144]

Granted, but now your fingers are floppy and loose like rubber. Don't worry, you can fix it with one snap. ...Good luck.

I wish I could make people change their minds whenever I wanted.

[Castle Bleck 19,390]

Granted, but their new decisions/opinions are random.

I wish for my own Holodeck.

Edited January 12, 2022 by Anti-Villain

[TBD 17,262]

granted, you got it only in a game version.

I wish I have won a $1000 gift card for Michael Kors. So I can spend over $1000 on clothes'. 

[Totally Nyx 36,272]

Granted, everyone wins a $1000 gift card and they're forced out of business before you can spend it.

I wish to always have exactly enough money in my pocket for what I want to buy.

[Tao 8,305]

Yes you will have the money u need but it will in all loose pennies you need to count out!  

 

I wish for the most perfect cheese burger!