The Corrupted Wish Game

[twilightlicious69 629]

Granted, but as the cheeseburger is being made, the leader of your country bans cheese and all the cheese in the country is thrown down the drain. Literally.

I wish I won a lottery.

[ExplosionMare 18,607]

You win, but you have to donate all the money to charity.

I wish I could give Fluttershy a hug.

[Yakamaru 3,129]

Granted, but now you are unable to hug someone else. 

I wish for a glocktopus.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,136]

Granted, it eats you.

I wish senpai would notice me.

[Wingnut 7,005]

Granted, and senpai proceeds to do much more than notice you.  
 

I wish I could get my laptop fixed for free.  

[Number62 1,267]

Granted, but the laptop will finish getting fixed when it's the end of time.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,136]

Granted but you just used up your wish so you can't wish for you wanted.

I wish I didn't have Covid.

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,329]

Your wish has been granted. However, your refrigerator stops working.

I wish housing happened to be more affordable.

[Totally Nyx 36,361]

Granted, but as prices drop, everyone buys up the houses so fast you can't get one.

I wish for a Nyx plushie.

[Concerned Bystander 2,904]

Granted. You now own a fabulous Nyx plushie but you have no idea where on Earth it is.

I wish my room was mosquito-proof.

[Espy 4,622]

Granted, but you're also a mosquito now so you can't go into your room as well 

 

I wish I had another igloo

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,329]

Your wish has been granted, but the igloo is so small that it can fit into your hand.

I wish for a new set of pajamas.

[Espy 4,622]

Granted but the rest of the jammies are split apart into collectible sets that you need to collect to have the complete set!

 

I wish I had an electric toothbrush 

[Concerned Bystander 2,904]

Granted, a time machine accident in the future causes the ultimate pinnacle of toothbrushing technology to materialise in your bathroom. Unfortunately, the battery is flat and the necessary charger won't be invented for another two hundred years.

I wish this confounded TV would work.

[Samurai Equine 53,943]

Granted. It works! But now the remote is missing, and because it's a modern TV, there's no control buttons anywhere on the TV itself.

I wish food never tasted bad.

[Evil Pink One 13,539]

Granted... All of them taste like water.

I wish ..................,..i xan parkour

[Espy 4,622]

Granted, but everything is flat under your feet so you can't show off your cool parkour skills

 

I really wish I could learn how to cook better 

[Concerned Bystander 2,904]

Granted. You are now the world's only 25 Michelin starred chef, but you don't have any utensils, pots, pans or a cooker.

I wish this milk bottle wasn't empty.

[Totally Nyx 36,361]

Granted. It's now filled with water.

I wish there was more time in a day.

[Espy 4,622]

Granted, but this causes Princess Luna to get jealous and become Nightmare Moon 

 

I wish to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop 

[Evil Pink One 13,539]

You did and it killed the mystery for you.

I wishfor world peace.

[Concerned Bystander 2,904]

Granted. All humans have now been turned to stone.

I wish I wasn't made of stone.

[Espy 4,622]

Granted, but you're made of peas now!

 

I wish to go back in time so I could post my "World Peas" joke before this bystander turned everyone to stone 

[Concerned Bystander 2,904]

Granted. You travel back in time, but Australopithecus haven't developed humour yet so the joke is wasted.

I wish my shower had a setting somewhere between too hot and too cold.

[Cash In 22,854]

Granted, but the water runs out after 30 seconds of use.

I wish I could take over MLP Forums!