The Corrupted Wish Game

[Krashface 534]

granted, but once there, you can't escape anymore.

I wish to pessess a Zweihander.

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

Granted, but it turns on you and possesses you!

I wish to have a golden eagle. 

[Krashface 534]

wish granted, but she will fall into the ocean.

I wish to never saw Game of Thrones S7E5. You know... the door. (TnT)

[LHfunk 422]

Wish granted: Instead, you experienced it first hand.

I wish I had like, three donuts.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. But the doughnuts are you and your two best friends.

o3o

I wish I was a birb.

 

[Brony Number 42 10,070]

What have you done with the slime!?

Fine, you're a birb. Now make me a dob.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted due to no wish.

I wish I was a real birb =w=

 

[Brony Number 42 10,070]

You are now a birb, but the least birbiest there is. I wish I knew what that is.

Edited May 8, 2017 by BronyNumber42

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! Because everyone should know the derp term for a bird.

but now you forget one thing a day, everyday, for the rest of your life.

 

I wish chocobos were real =w=

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but now you aren't real.

I wish for two Derpys.  

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

Granted but they completely wreck your house.

I wish I would get offered job interviews more often.

[Brony Number 42 10,070]

Granted, but you still don't get hired.

 

I wish for a fish named Trish in a dish.

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

Granted, but the dish falls and breaks and Trish dies. (I know I can be cruel...)

I wish I could go to Tokyo. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you're instantly teleported, but your molecules get rearanged and now you're an ameba.

I wish I was a multi-cell organism =w=

 

[Catsle 604]

Granted but your are a "BlobFish" I'm sorry all other positions were reincarnated into, we are sorry for the inconvenience.

I want to become a major historian! 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you accidentally lose memory ! 
I wish it was not raining !

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

Granted, but it never rains again and all life on Earth is now extinct. Thanks a lot 

I wish there more hours in each day.

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but now that the days are longer the years are longer but we still grow up at the same speed so we die earlier !!!

I wish I had something to wish !

Edited May 9, 2017 by TrotteurFuneste

[Will Guide 21,362]

Granted! You'll wish the dumb grin off your face, litteraly leaving you mouth-less!

I wish I was given more Brohooves and love. 

[TBD 17,256]

Granted, but  you got  bruises everywhere with all the brohooves. Tough love man.

I wish mlp is on Netflix now.  

[Krashface 534]

Wish granted, but only in Italy (fun fact: it is true >=D )

I wish to git gud .

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! but they will charge you 50 cents more D:

I wish I had a pet box turtle

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you now have to call her tank. It's an obligation !

I wish my pet won't lose so MUCH fur !

[Messy Mane 9,032]

granted! but your pet will have no fur at all D:

I wish school ended already

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but it's because you set it on fire.

I Wish I had a school...