The Corrupted Wish Game

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Granted, you'll just procrastinate on procratinating and procrastinate tomorrow instead.  

I wish I didn't feel so tired right now.

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but then you'll have so much energy that you aren't able to sleep anymore

I wish for you to stop this instant

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but now everything in the world stops!

I wish my Changeling Half could reach his beautiful form right now!

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you become a full fledged. ..

I wish I have clue what to watch for tonight.

 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. You end up watching the movie "Clue" on an endless 2-second loop until you pass out and dream those two seconds over and over all night.

I wish I could maintain my routine better.

 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

2 hours ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted. You end up watching the movie "Clue" on an endless 2-second loop until you pass out and dream those two seconds over and over all night.

I wish I could maintain my routine better.

 

Granted: You become a mindless automation.

 

I wish I could fly.

[JustGaby 3,099]

Granted, granted, but only 5 seconds per day

I wish a new jacket
 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's sentient and flails your arms around when you wear it o3o

 

I wish I could unsee all the things I've seen on the internet :V

 

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but you start seeing said things IRL.

i'm so sorry

 

I wish for a giant donut.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. you become... Lard Lad.

I wish for more festive avatars o3o

 

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you ended up with a offensive avatar and be put to jail for it.

I wish for my work tomorrow to be a easy day.

 

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Poof! you have a very easy day, so everything you do is pointless and you go to bed feeling incomplete.

I wish my ears stopped getting infected every other month or so. -_-

[Hierok 11,831]

3 minutes ago, Feather Spiral said:

Poof! you have a very easy day, so everything you do is pointless and you go to bed feeling incomplete.

I wish my ears stopped getting infected every other month or so. -_-

Granted but you have diarrea forever.

I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but every wish after this, as you will inevitably make more after one is granted, all lead to you or a loved one's death D:
 

I wish people would stop trying to break the game with 'incorruptible' wishes :3

 

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Done! there's no wish to corrupt, so...

Granted, but now all your wishes are granted to other people.

I wish my respiratory tract recovered more quickly from illness.

Edited December 3, 2017 by Feather Spiral
godDAMN NINJA

[Telferi 6,906]

Wish granted but an evil wizard corrups it :/

I wish i had a fyling car

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you become a flying car

 

I wish every day got better :3

 

Edited December 3, 2017 by The_Gobo

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but then you don't wan to live in this fantasy world anymore

I wish for some good shit.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, every poop you take from now on is physically gratifying and smells pleasant to everyone who comes within one mile of it.

 

I wish I had more faces :3

 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Granted but you get more faces in real life, so now no one can recognize you.

I wish I was more patient! 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but now you're so patient that everypony is getting stff before you and you never get what you want. Including food, water etc.

I wish for a new couch ! This one's old as Celestia !

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but someone rip you off and now you have one that is filled with ticks. 

I wish it snow over where I live.

 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but the snow is slightly acidic and ruins buildings and cars across the state.
I wish I didn't have to buy a new battery yesterday o3o

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now you don't have to, but then all your electronics dies and you want insane from having no technologies

I wish I pass all my exams. 

 

 

 

 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you diploma became unvalid becase of...well, administration has it mysteries !
I wish for some snow me too.