Ask The Great and Apologetic Trixie!

[Leafeon 2,701]

Why do you always refer to yourself in third-person?

Trixie refers to herself as Trixie so you may all be blessed with hearing Trixie's name much more often.

[Shining Wing 201]

Trixie refers to herself as Trixie so you may all be blessed with hearing Trixie's name much more often.

 

But okay.

 

Say, have you ever liked Twilight Sparkle at one point?

[Leafeon 2,701]

Muffin eating contest. Now.

*Omnoms muffins*

Muffins. Much too easy for Trixie. Trixie should eat something harder... like Pinecones or something...

 

 

But okay.

 

Say, have you ever liked Twilight Sparkle at one point?

Nope.

[Shining Wing 201]

You're pretty.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

How 'bout a cider drinking contest?

[Leafeon 2,701]

How 'bout a cider drinking contest?

Nah... Trixie would be much more challenged drinking liquid pinecones.

 

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Pinecone cider. TASTE LIKE SWINGSET!!! *Chugs* Swingset is so good... (I was being serious about the "Swingset is so good..." part... I.... used to lick them in elementary)

[Leafeon 2,701]

Pinecone cider. TASTE LIKE SWINGSET!!! *Chugs* Swingset is so good... (I was being serious about the "Swingset is so good..." part... I.... used to lick them in elementary)

Trixie apologizes, but Trixie does not know what this "Swingset" is.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Trixie apologizes, but Trixie does not know what this "Swingset" is.

Ha ha! I ignore your question and continue drinking! Even though I'm talking right now! *Spills pinecone cider everywhere* I meant bench! *Hiccups*

[Shining Wing 201]

Hey, Trixie? STANDING ON TWO LEGS CONTEST, GO!!!

[Leafeon 2,701]

Ha ha! I ignore your question and continue drinking! Even though I'm talking right now! *Spills pinecone cider everywhere* I meant bench! *Hiccups*

Trixie refuses to take part in such revolting tasks.

 

Hey, Trixie? STANDING ON TWO LEGS CONTEST, GO!!!

Trixie has a spell to do that...

 

[Shining Wing 201]

Trixie has a spell to do that...

 

 

Woah. That is beautiful.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Trixie refuses to take part in such revolting tasks.

 

Then The Great and Powerful Mufffin Thief wins by default!

Y U NO participate?!? It's so terribly good!

[Leafeon 2,701]

Woah. That is beautiful.

Trixie knows.

 

 

Then The Great and Powerful Mufffin Thief wins by default!

Y U NO participate?!? It's so terribly good!

Because Trixie already knows she is better then you. You may keep the title of Muffin Theif though, for Trixie does not want such a title.

[Shining Wing 201]

How much do you like trampolines?

[Leafeon 2,701]

How much do you like trampolines?

Trixie has never been on a "trampoline". Trixie has never had a chance to experience such things.

[Shining Wing 201]

If you were paid 1000 bits to hug Twilight Sparkle, would you?

[Leafeon 2,701]

If you were paid 1000 bits to hug Twilight Sparkle, would you?

Trixie would do next to anything for 1000 bits. Does hugging Twilight Sparkle mean Trixie has the opportunity to suffocate her as well?

[Shining Wing 201]

Trixie would do next to anything for 1000 bits. Does hugging Twilight Sparkle mean Trixie has the opportunity to suffocate her as well?

 

No! Of course not! She's not that bad!

[Leafeon 2,701]

No! Of course not! She's not that bad!

Twilight Sparkle ruined my life. I have reason to say she is that bad. Anypony that ruins another ponies life is terrible, and while Trixie is aware it was not all Twilight Sparkle's fault, Trixie is also aware she contributed heavily.

[Shining Wing 201]

Twilight Sparkle ruined my life. I have reason to say she is that bad. Anypony that ruins another ponies life is terrible, and while Trixie is aware it was not all Twilight Sparkle's fault, Trixie is also aware she contributed heavily.

 

Maybe you should go talk to her?

[Leafeon 2,701]

Maybe you should go talk to her?

Trixie is above such. Trixie isn't even allowed to visit Ponyville anymore...

[Shining Wing 201]

Trixie is above such. Trixie isn't even allowed to visit Ponyville anymore...

 

Oh yeah, right. I don't know. Maybe you could ask one of the princesses if you could go to Ponyville to talk to her? It would be a very good idea to talk to Twilight.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

The Great and Powerful Muffin Thief thinks Trixie should wear a fake moustache.

[Leafeon 2,701]

Oh yeah, right. I don't know. Maybe you could ask one of the princesses if you could go to Ponyville to talk to her? It would be a very good idea to talk to Twilight.

Trixie is not able to talk to ponies in authority, without being thrown in prison.

 

The Great and Powerful Muffin Thief thinks Trixie should wear a fake moustache.

Edited February 7, 2013 by Firebolt