General Chat Thread

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Then become a member of Jerk Co.

What does Jerk Co. do?

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You should keep it that way. You don't want to become a member of a organization that routinely preforms acts of terrorism.  

 

Lies.

 

Is that the full story?

 

No, it isn't.

[Hidey 2,836]

Perfect!

 

you are perfect

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Giggle, eait! Giggle, come back! GIGGLLLLLLLE!!!

*Is gone*

[Count Paradox 3,548]

you are perfect

but... but... butt... whaddaboutmee? *cry*

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

you are perfect

 

 

butt

Wow.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Lies.

Now Dan, you know that's not true!  What else would you call taking both Earth and Equestria hostage besides terrorism? 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

*Is gone*

celestiadammit! Why won't she just talk to me!? I guess there's only one way I'll find her now... *begins removing eyepatch*

[Hidey 2,836]

but... but... butt... whaddaboutmee? *cry*

 

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What does Jerk Co. do?

 

jerk Co. supplies weapons, ammunition, mercenaries, and total destruction... Oh yeah, and we also build badass moonbases.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

*crimoar*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

celestiadammit! Why won't she just talk to me!? I guess there's only one way I'll find her now... *begins removing eyepatch*

*Is still gone*

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Now Dan, you know that's not true!  What else would you call taking both Earth and Equestria hostage besides terrorism? 

 

Tell everyone why I teleported the planets away.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Not at all. Why would I need a hug?

well, because you seem a little uneasy...

[Count Paradox 3,548]

*Is still gone*

*eyepatch is now removed, and tied around head. Suddenlly, beging to convulse, growing taller, more slender. Eye begins smoking with black magis as two giant, skeletal wings rip out of back as I scream in pain*

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Y'all are so dillydooly

 

I'm going to bed :|

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*eyepatch is now removed, and tied around head. Suddenlly, beging to convulse, growing taller, more slender. Eye begins smoking with black magis as two giant, skeletal wings rip out of back as I scream in pain*

 

Bro, what are you doing?

You're creeping me out.

Edited May 4, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Y'all are so dillydooly

I'm going to bed :|

T.T

 

 

Gnight

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

jerk Co. supplies weapons, ammunition, mercenaries, and total destruction... Oh yeah, and we also build badass moonbases.

Not interested.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Bro, what are you doing?

You're creeping me out.

*going demon form. Where were you when I explained this*

[Moon Rat 4,772]

*going demon form. Where were you when I explained this*

No

*smacks the demon out of you*

 

Stop that you foal :T

[Hidey 2,836]

*crimoar*

 

you're a polygamist. My ex-husband doesn't want me. What do you need my praise for?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

No

*smacks the demon out of you*

Stop that you foal :T

*bites your hoof*

[Hidey 2,836]

Y'all are so dillydooly

 

I'm going to bed :|

 

 

I like this for some reason 

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Not interested.

 

There are also several branches that are devoted to robotics and Artificial Intelligence.

 

*going demon form. Where were you when I explained this*

 

Bro, your wings are creepy.

You might want to see a doctor.