Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[JeyWiz 1,097]

4 billion pounds

 

Are you a potato?

Edited December 12, 2015 by Ravelicious

[Stormlight 1,371]

I like butterflies

 

What color is green?

[Mr F 1,522]

Yes.

CAKE... I am your father....

 

Should we start a cange.org petition to give Cake a small loan of a million dollars?

[Catpone Cerberus 23,604]

Flying cows.

 

Josh bought 3 melons and jumped on a dolphin traveling at 70 mph. What color is mass of the sun?

[Mr F 1,522]

420,69 Megablzit

 

Why is D. Trump americas only hope?

[Sekr Gray 520]

Because we ran out of virgins to sacrifice to the Elder gods a long time ago, so he'll have to do

 

The best thing before sliced bread?

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

ripped bread haha

 

why is green better then blue?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Because it is not better than blue...

 

 

Would you like some cake?

[That Guy with the CMB 5,873]

Nah, cake is full of bodium...Naproxen...I-I don't know, it sucks and is poisonous, k?

 

 

Are you a fundamental jaywalker?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

No but I know this guy is

 

 

Is there Apple sauce in the vending machine?

[Floofie 799]

No, but the letter 3 is square.

 

On a scale from 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Pi

 

What is air?

[WillowMoon 50]

Air is a squishy substance made of gummy bears

 

Why do we eat? 

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

To make sure our thrown is golden 

 

why push F11?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Because Michael Jackson had a false nose.

 

Why is peanut butter made of peanuts?

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Because chocolate chips are going out of style.

 

How do penguins eat without sporks?

[Dapper Charmer 591]

They just use chop sticks.

 

I'm an adventurer like you and I just took an arrow to the knee. What should I do?

Edited January 9, 2016 by Dapper Charmer

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

you should walk 500 miles and maybe walk 500 more.

 

if god gave you lemonade what do you do?

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Reverse engineer the lemon aid into a lemon, clone that lemon and turn it into a super lemon.

 

Where will my shoes turn to cheese?

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

In an unsuspecting victim's bowl of soup. (Don't try this at home)

 

If five hooves plus seven cupcakes equals three quarts of oats, what is four cutie marks divided by seven apples?

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

11 fruit bat's and if you include the decimal point then it will also include a baby dragon....

 

If the theory about the rocks in MLP being sentient is true the what will rarity be?

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Rarity will be a duck.

 

If my hat is alive then where is my chicken cannon?

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

WHAT

 

Why do people say Why?

[DJShy 873]

Why not dance? (That was my answer AND my question)

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Because dancing is reserved for dad's only

 

why sleep?