Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Prospekt 11,018]

I muffin. You muffin. We all muffin. Muffin.

Who am I?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

You’re my long lost sibling from the land of Muffins.

Can I join the First Order if I give Rarity to Snoke?

[Pieburner 1,680]

NO NO NO NO NO GIVE NOTHING TO SNOKE

RIGHT GUYS?

[GlitterMoon 225]

Right! 

Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest?

[Pieburner 1,680]

I can't answer this question.

Can you?

[Denim&Venöm 18,830]

You have not had a full nights worth of taco bell have you?

Democrat or republican?

There is no smart answer to this. 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Quebecois

cen i hev piza pls?

[Wannabrony 11,639]

nop cen"t giv u teh piza

What is true happiness?...

[Pieburner 1,680]

A FUCKING LEAF

can you guys keep it down, please? thanks uwu

[Hierok 11,831]

Eh-eh-eh......

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[Pieburner 1,680]

...

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[Hierok 11,831]

Ynop?

[Pieburner 1,680]

SCHLOP!

AAA?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

AAAAA !
Schi schna schnappi ?

[Dan. 1,825]

Yes, I agree that Feld0 is one of the rare people with three testicles.

How do I develop super powers?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Accidentally fall into a toxic waste, BUT MAKE SURE its by accident

How do I become a poney?

[Dan. 1,825]

Drink your milk, eat your vitamins and say your prayers brother.

Where's the beef?

[Prospekt 11,018]

Inside a cow.

Who invented the invention?

[Dan. 1,825]

Underpants Gnomes.

Why do I give martial advice to bickering homeless people?

[Will Guide 21,360]

Because it's better than teaching kids how to use guns to defend themselves.

Was Bowser really gay for Mario and only kidnapped Peach to get Mario to come to him?

[Dan. 1,825]

Yes, but toad was still not his son.

Is it wrong to feed cows beef jerky if they like it?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Cows are beef jerky so feeding a beef jerky a beef jerky is stupid.

?sdrawkcaB sihT daeR ouY naC

[Nature Tune 8,392]

....Wonk Tnod I

Why are roses Flowers?

[Dan. 1,825]

Cause I gave them advice in college.

Why can't I stop touching my face after shaving?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Cause you can’t believe you’re a baby deep down.

 

Do you :D or D: ?