Pony Pickup Lines

[BizzarePony 199]

Let's try and come up with the corniest pony pickup lines this side of Sweet Apple Acres.

 

Go.

[Finesthour 7,287]

Is it applebucking season?

Because I would like to buck you.

OH GOD SHOOT ME NOW XD

[Tyroq 344]

"You know, my cousin just got her cutie mark... it was a picture of you."

 

"Do you have a cramp in your wings or are you just glad to see me?" (more of a joke than a pickup. )

 

"You know, if I were you, I wouldn't mind being a blank flank."

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Are you a unicorn? Can you show me a magic trick? *B-B-B-Bricked!*

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

There are only 12 male ponies in the world. Have sex with me.

[Slendermane 477]

Have you been staring at Princess Luna? Because I can see the moon in your eyes. (You may now throw rotten tomatoes)

[Finesthour 7,287]

Have you been staring at Princess Luna? Because I can see the moon in your eyes. (You may now throw rotten tomatoes)

 

Gladly.

Do you make cupcakes? because you sure are sweet.

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

I like your mane.

[Gummy 725]

Hay yo mare! Show me dem applejacks!

[Finesthour 7,287]

Hay yo mare! Show me dem applejacks!

 

I lold. Hard.

[Akaraah 77]

Is it applebucking season?

Because I would like to buck you.

OH GOD SHOOT ME NOW XD

 

lol, reminds me of that Scooby Doo Robot Chicken Parody, which I loved (for the most part)

 

For a pony, you sound awful hoarse (you may stab me now).

Edited October 18, 2011 by Akaraah

[Crispy 5,563]

You're... going to LOVE ME!

[Tyroq 344]

"You know, I always heard Unicorn girls are rather horny... is it true?"

[Crispy 5,563]

"You know, I always heard Unicorn girls are rather horny... is it true?"

 

Looks like it works.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FLCXoURSV0

[Vinyl Scratch 262]

Are you preparing for takeoff or are you just happy to see me?

[Apple Bloom 2,933]

Looks like we have matching cutie marks.

[Vinyl Scratch 262]

Oh crud, somepony already did "cramp in your wings.". Brb with another.

 

Wanna know why they call me the GREAT and Powerful Trixie?

 

Its use is a bit limited, of course.

Edited October 18, 2011 by Vinyl Scratch

[Swoop 2,278]

You know what they say about a pony with a big horn, don't you?

[Apple Bloom 2,933]

Come with me and I'll show you how I got my cutie mark. (Why am I thinking about cutie marks so much?)

[SugarSlatheredCandyApple 20]

So, you know what they say about a pony with big hooves?

 

I bet I can find your cutie mark......

 

So, I hear you have apple orchards, want to go bucking in the dark?

Edited October 18, 2011 by SugarSlatheredCandyApple

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Darn, someone already made the "horny" pun.

Hum.

 

Hey baby, show me your clouds, and I'll fly us to the moon and back.

 

T_T

[Captain Marvelous 544]

Is that a sparkle in your eye miss twilight.

 

We don't usually don't wear cloths, lets take advantage of that.

 

When ever I look at your flank, you make me such a brony.

 

I'll make you sing Sweetiebelle (I can at least get away with one of these right?)

 

Can I get over your rainbow.

 

Fluttershy, allow me to show you my pet.

 

Party Time!!!...giggidy

Edited October 26, 2011 by Captain Marvelous

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

Be mine or you will burn!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gaf7HsEmWlU

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

I'm looking forward to the climax in your plot.

[Basco ta Jolokia 27]

Are you a library, cause I'm going to open you up.