NeverNeverland 1,940 February 8, 2012 Share February 8, 2012 (edited) Let's here some puns that you've guys made up or heard before, shall we? Here's a question you'll never expect on a test. What's the frisbee like thing that people throw at the olympics? Discuss. Edited March 24, 2012 by NeverNeverland 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewCalamity 3,454 February 8, 2012 Share February 8, 2012 That is all. 30 Ob's stürmt oder schneit. | Whether it storms or snows. "%20alt= Western Allied Armour[/color] | Blog Entries | Der Panzerwaffe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 February 8, 2012 Share February 8, 2012 (edited) I was over my friend's house and his dad comes in the room with a stack of paper full of puns. When he got the scissors to cut them out, I said "I see that you are a CUT above the rest at pun making." Thought for sure I'd get a response but he must not have heard me =( Edited February 8, 2012 by Doctor XFizzle 5 MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverNeverland 1,940 February 8, 2012 Author Share February 8, 2012 A bicycle can't stand on it's own because it's too tired. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizz. 1,078 February 8, 2012 Share February 8, 2012 Why was the desert a bad comedian? All his jokes were dry! Holy crap that was horrible! Why was Sarah Jessica Parker a bad singer? Her voice was HOARSE. 10 http://alt="img-3411728-1-kQpW0ME.png"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 February 8, 2012 Share February 8, 2012 What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved. You sea what I did there? 33 http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nah 3,182 February 8, 2012 Share February 8, 2012 Need an ark? I Noah guy. (not for the faint of heart, or for people who were affected negatively by the September 11th Attacks) 9/11 jokes aren't funny, their just plane wrong. 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizz. 1,078 February 8, 2012 Share February 8, 2012 What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved. You sea what I did there? I gotta Hans it to you, that was pretty good. Anne Frankly, I did nazi what you did there at first. But I gas it was a good one, jew are pretty good at these. ...Maybe that's not in good taste. Donitz! I need to watch what I say. 11 http://alt="img-3411728-1-kQpW0ME.png"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrobolt 2,069 February 8, 2012 Share February 8, 2012 This book of magic is just bad! They didn't even run a spell check! Yeah... I got this from Final Fantasy XIII-2 4 Electrobolt | Grand Journeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverNeverland 1,940 February 8, 2012 Author Share February 8, 2012 Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SrFrog 927 February 8, 2012 Share February 8, 2012 Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 17 "Never give no manipulative bitch the benefit of the doubt" - Compa's grandpa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Cyborg 26 February 8, 2012 Share February 8, 2012 "Mr. Pirate, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" "Yarr. It's driving me nuts!" 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosefullaeggs 543 February 9, 2012 Share February 9, 2012 How did Moses make his tea? Hebrews it...................................GAH 18 Physical Health: 6/10Mental Health: -0.527/e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starswirl the Trixie 975 February 9, 2012 Share February 9, 2012 (edited) Two molecular biologists are walking down the street. (Ok, with a beginning like that you know it's going to be a pun...) They see some dog excrement on the sidewalk. Being good citizens, they find a bag and pick it up. The problem soon emerges over which one of them has to hold the bag while they walk back to the lab. "Volox!" says one. "Paramecium!" "No, green algae!" The Joke Explained: All of the microorganisms named about are eukaryotic. They are eukaryotes. Eukaryote=You carry it. Oh, do I have dumb puns. I'm just getting started. Edited February 9, 2012 by StarswirlTheGoateed 9 #SOCKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Jeremy 2,032 February 9, 2012 Share February 9, 2012 What does Mario bake his bread with? Ninten-dough. And let us not forget the classic: Sega does what Nintendon't. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sprixx 261 February 9, 2012 Share February 9, 2012 So me and a friend of mine were playing street fighter 4 at his house and he asked me if he could have some of the pop I brought over. I responded with "Shoryuken!" Get it? Sure you can? Shoryuken! God thats bad... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 February 9, 2012 Share February 9, 2012 When is London closed? When it's Londoff. 11 http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pony Joe 583 February 9, 2012 Share February 9, 2012 I don't like thinking about bulimia. I just can't stomach it. 3 That's really all there is to say on the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenohay 318 February 9, 2012 Share February 9, 2012 The mushroom was invited to the party because he was a fungi. This kind of thread needs a hall of fame or else it'll die soon 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 February 9, 2012 Share February 9, 2012 Did you hear about the crossword enthusiast who died? They buried him six down and three across. 6 http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverNeverland 1,940 February 9, 2012 Author Share February 9, 2012 AND IT'S GOLD FOR IRELAND! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 February 9, 2012 Share February 9, 2012 Did you hear about the lazy treant? It just wooden work. 2 http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLARE 952 February 9, 2012 Share February 9, 2012 (edited) Why didn't the sniper shave? because he didn't get his Razorback! I used to know a ton of TF2 ones, but I forgot them. Edited February 9, 2012 by Flare 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 February 9, 2012 Share February 9, 2012 9/11 Jokes are just plane wrong 2 LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Miss Fluttershy 678 February 9, 2012 Share February 9, 2012 Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just Arrrrrrrr...fruits. (: 1 Signature made by Cloud Chaser. Ask her to make you one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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