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Bastard...

umad, brony?

36 pages, and not a single person wants to date me.

 

ULTRA FOREVER ALONE

Again, Vissy and I would welcome anypony, as long as they don't demand more attention than we can give. :3

Considering the Islamic view on homosexuality, it can be assumed that the 72 virgins are in fact women. o_O

Fortunately, reality doesn't care for extremists. Much less those who misread everything through their own prejudices.

I, for one, would hate to walk/fly into Heaven, expecting all my fantasies to come true, and get only women. :[

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I GOT MENTIONED THREE TIMES

*cries*

I feel so special :3

Is not that special. Maybe I should change my name back to PinkieDaShy, no one knows me anymore! XD

 

Anyhoo, now that I am single, I can say that there's a few here that I'd date ;)

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Also Crystal, don't worry. I and Vissy would accept a third/fourth/fifth/... member in our relationship.

 

It's not the same! Guys should want me! Not feel sorry for me! I can offer things in their wildest dreams! I can do things that other girls can't! I can make them feel things they'd never thought they'd feel!

 

I'm a total catch!!!!

 

This is high school all over again!!!

 


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It's not the same! Guys should want me! Not feel sorry for me! I can offer things in their wildest dreams! I can do things that other girls can't! I can make them feel things they'd never thought they'd feel!

Whoever said it was out of pity? I'm just curious.

And if you're honest, then I (and Vissy probably) honestly want ye. ;3


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Chilly Mysts. Because why not date the best dad ever :P

I'm not creepy .. I promise.

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Chilly Mysts. Because why not date the best dad ever :P

I'm not creepy .. I promise.

 

He's your dad? I could've sworn it was the opposite...

 

I feel abandon and unloved no one loves me even if I try my best to get their attention v.v..

 

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Hmmm....

 

I should totally go and look at all the guy's profiles on these forums, I know hardly anyone on here

 

 

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Yes I am a girl xD

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Everypony knows that everypony wants some finest ass.

 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

 

I'd date myself, for realz <3

 

(I feel silly today .-.)

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Somepony really cheezy......

 

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I bet It's me :3
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> Been a member for some time

>Nobody cares to date you

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>Been a member since forums just about opened.

>No one votes for me

>Ends up dating someone on the site anyway

 

I win :D

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Somepony really cheezy......

 

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Cheesy?? :huh:

 

**A few mins later**

 

You lie! There are no ponies on the forums that has "Cheese", "Cheesy", "Cheeze" or "Cheezy" in their username, silly! :lol:

Now tell Jokuc who it is? :o

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wrong post reply.. delete this -_-

 

..Stupid multi quote button..

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