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  1. 1. What would you do?

    • Go native, get naked
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    • Keep your smelly, worn out clothes no matter what
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    • Beg Rarity to be generous and make you some custom clothes though you can't pay
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   I don't think I'd be brave enough to attempt to go native.  Even if the ponies were OK with it, I wouldn't be.  Saying I'd feel awkward is an understatement, so its safe to say I won't be parting with my clothes.  

 

 I would ask Rarity to make me some clothes, and if I couldn't pay, I'd find a way to repay her like work in her shop until the debt is paid off.  I wouldn't wanna constantly wear the same thing.  Even if I could wash my old clothes, I'd still like some variety.   

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and don't forget shoes. Ponyville is not paved. Sharp rocks may not bother a hoof, but one can cripple you.

In this case clothes make for better diplomacy, and common courtesy.

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Twilight would definately understand, having been turned into a human in Equestria Girls, so she could maybe convince rarity to make me some clothes, or just give me a place to wash them.


and don't forget shoes. Ponyville is not paved. Sharp rocks may not bother a hoof, but one can cripple you.

In this case clothes make for better diplomacy, and common courtesy.

Humans have callouses for a reason. Skin armor. I'm used to going around barefoot, but could always whip together some leather shoes if neccecary.


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Beg Rarity. :P

 

I'm sure she'd be excited at the prospect, or at least willing to help out a friend, or someone who wants to be a friend.

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I'd keep my clothes on. I wouldn't want to make Fluttershy faint. Besides, if I had no clothes on, I'd get cold really quick. Plus, Rariity's clothes just don't do it for me.

Fluttershy would go checking us out and examining us, and not having any clothes on would make for some odd questions. I would not want that.

How did this really wierd and akward topic get started anyway? I just have absolutely no idea why anyone would think of this.

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Well it's quite obvious what I'd do isn't it?

 

First I'd beg Rarity to make me some custom clothes (and of course try to find some way to pay her back, either in bits or by working off the debt), but THEN I'd tell her that the Batsuit is a normal clothing item in our world and try to get her to put one together for me!  B) 

 

Once my FABULOUS new ensemble was complete, I'd proceed to do what any self-respecting brony with a brand new hoof-stitched batsuit made by Rarity herself would do:

 

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Yeah... that'd be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!  :muffins:

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I'd definitely ask Rarity to make me some new clothes then try to repay her some way.  Then, if I'm ever forced to return back to earth, I would have all the jewel encrusted, diamond studded clothes she made which I would then sell for a HUGE profit.


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I would go native, seriously, where's the problem? Ponies are naked for almost all the time plus I'm not really embarrassed about being naked so it doesn't make any difference for me anyway. Wearing clothes for the most of the time in Equestria might seem more strange than not doing so. Nopony would really care so why even bother with clothes?

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As long as the weather was mild (Have to speak with RD about that) I'd have no problem with going natural. I wouldn't want the ponies to think I was weird by wearing clothes when none were called for.


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How did this really wierd and akward topic get started anyway? I just have absolutely no idea why anyone would think of this.

I think about weird stuff.

 

About shoes: rocks are actually bad for hooves. That's what horse shoes are for.

Ponyville seems to be mostly soft grass and the roads are dirt so it wouldn't be so bad to be barefoot there but you would need shoes eventually.

I don't know if Rarity can make shoes. With the gala dresses most of them seemed to be slipper things. Rarity had the glass slippers she most likely didn't make.

Applejack had boots. It would probably be best to find out where those came from. And what they're made of. Ponies don't use leather and I don't think they have plastic.

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About shoes: rocks are actually bad for hooves. That's what horse shoes are for. Ponyville seems to be mostly soft grass and the roads are dirt so it wouldn't be so bad to be barefoot there but you would need shoes eventually. I don't know if Rarity can make shoes. With the gala dresses most of them seemed to be slipper things. Rarity had the glass slippers she most likely didn't make. Applejack had boots. It would probably be best to find out where those came from. And what they're made of. Ponies don't use leather and I don't think they have plastic.

I think you could find some tough fabric, and who says they can't have leather? One of the episodes shows ponies with leather vests. 


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Magic? It's Equestria after all, there should be some way, or at least something equivalent to leather. Book covers aren't made of pleather there you know (yes i meant pleather, or plastic leather). And cloth doesn't do too well as a book cover.


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  I would beg to Rarity then strip down to the clothing's that nature has given to me. That is just plain out wrong in my opinion to just strip down naked and walk round. Just plain out wrong.


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Obviously the only sensible thing to do would to run around streaking and flailing your arms like there's something wrong with you, preferably while swinging your clothes like a lasso in the air.

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There is a reason humans are clothed. But there is a better reason now. Take a look at this thread doing the math of pony size and comparisons to a human.

http://mlpforums.com/topic/64290-height-and-size-of-ponies/

 

according to the math, a pony's head would be hip high to me. I would be thrusting my manhood into every pony's face! Further, humans have scent glands in those same areas...

 

No. I would go clothed as a courtesy to my pony friends, even if they misunderstood

 

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My clothes look awesome. And no they do not smell. I fabreze them every day! Besides, I'm not a pastel colored equine with a nice & soft coat and layers of dense muscle to keep me warm. I'm pretty sure taht argument will suffice.

 

I'd also feel bad putting Rarity though the trouble of Rarity making me clothes.


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The best thing to do would be to keep your current clothes, find a job, earn bits and buy new ones. Would be better if you buy them from Rarity because I'm pretty sure that aren't a lot of ponies who make clothes better than her.

 

Also, I would never go naked, no matter what.


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I wouldn't go nude. If the ponies do in fact have genitals, at least male equines have a sheath, unlike us!

 

I would keep my current clothing until I can earn some bits, so I can pay Rarity to make some more.

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I would ask Rarity to make me some new clothes and find a way to pay her back later. Going in the nude is just embarrassing for me. I hate looking at myself when I'm nude. I look hideous. Besides, I'm sure Rarity wouldn't pass up the opportunity to make clothes for a new species. Her excitement would skyrocket.


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Heck no, I'll keep my clothes on thank you very much. Ponies would be staring at me enough as it is. And I'm sure Rarity would jump at the chance to experiment with new designs for a human, especially one who cares about clothes as much as she does, though not for the same reason. xD


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I would want Rarity to make me some custom clothes. She would probably be happy to do so considering she is the element of generosity and she would want to leap to the opportunity to make clothes for an entirely different species mostly out of curiosity.


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I would ask Rarity for making me a military costume, because I'm weird like that. And for some reason, when I wear that, I'd feel boss.

 

No, I would obviously ask Rarity to make me some clothing but keep my old stuff on until I would've gotten new clothes. Partially because I don't like being naked around others, even ponies, and I do look better with clothes on. Also, it could get really cold, and I don't want to freeze to death, or, when it's really warm, burn myself because I can't protect myself with any kind of clothing.

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