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Howdy, everypony! Just noticed that my friends had their "ask" threads up, and ah was feelin mighty left out, so here we are! Ah may not be as popular to ya'll as my friends are, but ah'll try my best

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For Celestia's sake, bronies! Are these types of questions all ya guys care about?

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Ah'll say, they nearly swiped our business clean outta our hooves! A big shoutout to mah friends Twilight, Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie and Rarity! Without all of ya'll helping, it wouldn't have been poss

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Where is Equestria?

 

How am ah supposed ta know? Ah'm not a geography pony! :P

 

How many bushels does a typical applebuck season produce?

Or is such information kind of protected to avoid out-of-community competition?

 

Enough ta fill the barn, but ah lose count of the exact number. It's not the sorta thing ya remember after bucking trees hundreds of times.

 

are all of Granny Smith's preparations really necessary for zap-apple season?

 

You betcha! Or they won't grow, and ya'll wont get your delicious jam!

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How am ah supposed ta know? Ah'm not a geography pony! :P

 

 

 

Enough ta fill the barn, but ah lose count of the exact number. It's not the sorta thing ya remember after bucking trees hundreds of times.

 

Just ask Twilight for a map. Us humans are curious, is there like some portal into a UNIVERSE just like the human one just with ponies and other things?

 

You betcha! Or they won't grow, and ya'll wont get your delicious jam!

 

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To my faithful student Applejack,

 

 

I havent forgotten you attempt to troll me with that letter of yours. I was not very happy with your findings. The guards will be there to pick you up soon.

 

 

Sincerely,

Princess Celestia.

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Ah don't know of any portals...seems too weirdly sci-fi for me.

 

To my faithful student Applejack,

 

 

I havent forgotten you attempt to troll me with that letter of yours. I was not very happy with your findings. The guards will be there to pick you up soon.

 

 

Sincerely,

Princess Celestia.

 

:oAw, hayfeathers! Which letter was that, your royal highness?

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If firearms are illegal in Ponyville, what if the town, Celestia forbid, got attacked?

 

Her royal highness has more than enough magic ta stop an attack on Ponyville.

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Ah don't know of any portals...seems too weirdly sci-fi for me.

 

 

 

:oAw, hayfeathers! Which letter was that, your royal highness?

 

The one after the apple cider incident. I do not take being countertolled well.
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The one after the apple cider incident. I do not take being countertolled well.

 

And, err...which part did you find "trolly", your Royal Highness?

 

 

how is Applebloom?

 

She's doin' swell! Still crusadin with her friends-sometimes ah worry about the mischief they get their hooves into! :P

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Will you slap my hand? You know, as a gesture of friendship. I hope you don't hit it at full force, or I fear it'll be in pretty bad shape.

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Hello AJ minor's brother here i had to see a doctor again because my blind eye started bleeding he said if i ever get any thought's of suicide i have to see him he said it would be from the blood i lost he said i may even have thoughts of murder

what should i do i dont want to hurt anyone?

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Will you slap my hand? You know, as a gesture of friendship. I hope you don't hit it at full force, or I fear it'll be in pretty bad shape.

 

Ah, sure. *slaps hand* This your version of a brohoof or summat?

 

 

Will you play football with me? :3

 

Sure thing! Which football do ya mean? The one with the weirdly-shaped ball and hayforks for goalposts or hoofball?

 

Hello AJ minor's brother here i had to see a doctor again because my blind eye started bleeding he said if i ever get any thought's of suicide i have to see him he said it would be from the blood i lost he said i may even have thoughts of murder

what should i do i dont want to hurt anyone?

 

Ah, that's actually quite serious! Ah'm sorry for what yer going through right now, but just remember ta stay true to yourself, sugarcube. Thoughts are just thoughts, but they aren't the real you. Everypony knows you're decent at heart. Just remember that we're all there for ya, and we know that you'll do the right thing.

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Sure thing! Which football do ya mean? The one with the weirdly-shaped ball and hayforks for goalposts or hoofball?

 

Hoofball! Er... is that what you call it there?

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Is Winona ok?

 

Doin' swell, thanks for asking!

 

Is Winona that deer chick from that one episode?

 

*facehoof*

 

Hoofball! Er... is that what you call it there?

 

Yup! Why, don't ya like the name? Ah always thought it was a bit catchy...

 

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How would you react if RD was dressed like this?

 

The hay? Dash wouldn't be caught dead in an outfit like that! :P

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In school, a boy said " What will happen if I found a squirrel inside a dog? "

 

"That would offend the dog"

 

"What if I found a squirrel inside YOUR BODY?"

 

"That would offend my........... MOM!"

 

:P Do you think it's a horrible joke, kind of funny, or hilarious?

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In school, a boy said " What will happen if I found a squirrel inside a dog? "

 

"That would offend the dog"

 

"What if I found a squirrel inside YOUR BODY?"

 

"That would offend my........... MOM!"

 

:P Do you think it's a horrible joke, kind of funny, or hilarious?

 

:huh:...........

Ah'm sorry...ah'm trying, but...ah don't get it.

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Offend means to be annoyed or be filled with anger. If the boy found a squirrel in my body, that would really think that my mom thinks that I'm weird/crazy or something. NOW BACK TO THE QUESTIONS........ what if you didn't made this Forum Game?

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