The best story evar, five words at a time

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explodes into millions of tiny

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terrible fanfictions, who start to

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rain down upon Equestria, causing

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mares to turn into colts

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The newly-colt mares go

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to Sugarcube Corner and buy

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lots and lots and lots

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of sapphire cupcakes because they

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... Bought lots of sapphire cupcakes.

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The fanfictions had brainwashed them

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into thinking that everypony around

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And caused them to go

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(that doesn't make sense, so I'll continue from mine)

 

would start doing some really

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psychotically insane shenanigans involving bananas

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and experimental robots abusing neurotoxins

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and some other unknown species

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so disharmony spread amongst them

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the power of that disharmony

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was so wickedly powerful that

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a clone of Pinky formed

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Yet this Pinkie was Pinkamena

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Disguised as a green muffin

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Wearing a giant green hat

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And wearing a green bowtie

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Which made her look BOSS