movies/tv Worst kids show, in your humble opinion?

[Zachary 5,522]

Ben 10 (Reboot) The only reason I hate it is because I don't watch it, 2nd Worst Reboot

0/10 do not watch

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

Thomas the Tank Engine - I would rather watch paint dry.

The Smurfs - Smurfy smurf smurf smurf. Smurf. 

Mystery, Inc. - What a disappointment! I waited years for a more serious version of Scooby-Doo; this is what they come up with? Those maniacs! They f'd it up! Damn 'em! Damn 'em all to hell!

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...smurf.

 

Edited May 12, 2017 by Kings&Hooves14

[SONICchaos 824]

On 5/12/2017 at 9:23 AM, Kings&Hooves14 said:

The Smurfs - Smurfy smurf smurf smurf. Smurf. 

Thats kinda not fair to just name that if we're talking about Hanna-Barbara.

90% of Hanna-Barbara was basically complete shit. Dont you remember the childhood classics of

Top Cat

 

Grape Ape

 

The Godzilla series

 

Marvel's The thing

 

The...Gary Coleman show where he's an angel going to earth doing good deeds...?

 

The countless Scooby knock offs

https://www.geek.com/geek-cetera/our-favorite-scooby-doo-knockoffs-1641633/

 

And...whoever the fuck these are

 

 

Oh and did I mention the waking nightmare that is the Banana Splits band

 

Edited June 20, 2017 by SONICchaos

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

6 hours ago, SONICchaos said:

The...Gary Coleman show where he's an angel going to earth doing good deeds...?

Seriously? This was a thing? Sweet Celestia.

[Castle Bleck 19,394]

On 5/13/2017 at 6:17 PM, SONICchaos said:

Oh and did I mention the waking nightmare that is the Banana Splits band

 

 

So ^that's^ where Scott Cawthon got his character-design ideas from!

 

 

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

On 5/13/2017 at 5:17 PM, SONICchaos said:

Thanks kinda not fair to just name that if we're talking about Hanna-Barbara.

90% of Hanna-Barbara was basically complete shit. Dont you remember the childhood classics of

Top Cat

 

Grape Ape

 

The Godzilla series

 

Marvel's The thing

 

The...Gary Coleman show where he's an angel going to earth doing good deeds...?

 

The countless Scooby knock offs

https://www.geek.com/geek-cetera/our-favorite-scooby-doo-knockoffs-1641633/

 

And...whoever the fuck these are

 

 

Oh and did I mention the waking nightmare that is the Banana Splits band

 

.....no wonder the war on drugs happened next decade.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,829]

RWBY. It used to be awesome during the early seasons, but lately, BLEH. So I stopped watching it...

[GoldenGumdrop 164]

Besides MLP the only kid's show I like that's on is The Lion Guard. I'm going to have to agree that Littlest Pet Shop is horrible. I grew up with the original toys and I hate the reboot they've done where they have these weird oversized heads! Eek! My pre-K kids like Paw Patrol and it seems pretty decent. I actually miss Blue's Clues (first one with Steve).

I don't watch Cartoon Network or Disney anymore, but when my niece was really little she loved Dora the Explorer and I hated it! I still find it annoying. The stupid map is in your backpack, duh! Teen Titans Go makes me need eye bleach. I loved Teen Titans (Starfire and Raven) and wish they would have kept the original Teen TItans. How cool was it the theme song switched between English and Japanese (squee, fangirl anime squeal).

Teletubbies is so horrifying! I can't believe this passed as a kid's show. The sun is a babies face, it's just makes me cringe. Special Agent Oso I mean really? The special agent has no clue how to tie a shoe and you're supposed to help a little kid do it? Yo Gabba Gabba it's just nightmare fuel and Doodlebops, more nightmare fuel.

I forgot to mention the reboot of The Care Bears. Why!!? The 80s version was fine why make them have huge swollen heads?

[GoldenGumdrop 164]

If you really want to have nightmares look up the British TV show Noseybonk. It looks like a serial killer puppet, no joke

[Steve Piranha 29,453]

Maybe it's values dissonance, but looking back, I think most, if not all of Hanna-Barbera shows are cringeworthy. They where products of their time, but they didn't pass it's test. Too campy, and the characters are too obnoxious by our standards. Another is Dora the Explorer, which makes you realize you can't blame most people for having the classic MLP stigma. I had that stigma with Spongebob at first, but gladly it has proven itself until after the first movie 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

• My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
• Lazytown (With exception to Robbie Rotten of course)
• Teletubbies
• Peppa Pig

 

On 5/13/2017 at 6:17 PM, SONICchaos said:

 

 

That 'show' was great.

[Pinkie_Pi 348]

The Day My Butt Went Psycho.  I think the title says it all.

[Contrast 292]

Angela Anaconda, if nothing else for the animation alone.

[Steve Piranha 29,453]

Oh wait, I've remembered one: Mega Babies. Seriously, the promos where already repellent to me, even back then  . Not sure if showing something as disgusting is allowed here though 

[Pinkie_Pi 348]

Oh, and I forgot, forgot... blocked out, same difference.  Inspector Gadget.  It leads to violence, trust me, I'm a victim.  I was four and I was at my babysitter's house with her two kids.  It was a lovely afternoon, her son suggested to play Inspector Gadget. He was Gadget, I was Penny, and his little sister was Brain, the dog. The boy went over to a pile of bricks and shouted,"Go! Go! Gadget brick!" and proceeded to throw a brick into the air as high as he could.  The brick, an innocent victim of gravity, did what all victims of gravity do, fell fast and hard, right on my head. I screamed, and bled profusely. I had to get stitches, so I was more emotionally traumatized. The moral: Inspector Gadget leads to violence through sheer stupidity.

[SONICchaos 824]

On 6/18/2017 at 4:22 PM, Contrast said:

Angela Anaconda, if nothing else for the animation alone.

Tell me...did you ever see the Digimon movie?

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[Contrast 292]

@SONICchaos

... I want a refund on the last five minutes of my life! Or least to forget it happened.

[SONICchaos 824]

7 hours ago, Contrast said:

@SONICchaos

... I want a refund on the last five minutes of my life! Or least to forget it happened.

 

Tho I do advise an alternative

 

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[Megas 27,920]

On 6/18/2017 at 4:22 PM, Contrast said:

Angela Anaconda, if nothing else for the animation alone.

Of all KaBlam shorts to get its own show...

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I honestly don't think I could really add much more to this. Everything I would've picked has pretty much already been said.

I remember when boobah came out, though. What the hell kind of acid where those people on?

[Tacodidra 61,520]

The worst show I watched as a kid was definitely Teletubbies. I will never understand what I liked about it (I watched it when I was six). I did hate the parts where they show the real kids playing (and then repeat the whole thing) even back then.

As for the worst one I have come across as an adult, I nominate Pim & Pam. Most preschool shows at least have some educational value to their target audience, but that show is just a few minutes of animated kids talking gibberish. Children deserve better than that!

[Hierok 11,832]

Shows like this:

This kind of shows come on tv, because they have no inspiration left! 

[Tilgoreth 1,915]

So this is probaly overused, but Johhny Test. That show is such a piece of shit. I think the writers thought they were being clever but it's just f**king stupid. Then that Mickey Mouse ClubHouse Disney jr show. Which I know it'$ for toddlers but it's annoying as f**k.

[SONICchaos 824]

14 hours ago, Tilgoreth said:

So this is probaly overused, but Johhny Test. That show is such a piece of shit. I think the writers thought they were being clever but it's just f**king stupid.

You are now hearing the whip cracks manually...

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[Yumekai 735]

Gen 3 mlp  le' cringe