movies/tv Best Villain Quotes

[Windseeker 546]

"Mah boi! Dinner is served!"

Edited March 11, 2014 by Windseeker

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Well, I'm going to avoid saying anything already added, but here we go:

 

 

Good old Illidan!

 

 

Because Exterminate!

[Castle Bleck 19,621]

"You're kidding... You're kidding, right?" - Nightmare Moon (MLP:FIM)

 

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v1XzmdInuk

 

Quite literally every single line an antagonist from Star Fox 64 says.  I'm not joking.  These guys wrote (or very heavily studied) the book on cheesy villain quotes.

Edited March 11, 2014 by Antismurf9001

[Scootalove 10,692]

''In spite of everything that you've done for them, eventually they will hate you.'' - Green Goblin: Spider-Man

 

This quote alone almost defines how hate grows mostly.

[Castle Bleck 19,621]

"My Crystal slaves..." - King Sombra (MLP:FIM)

 

A genuinely chilling line from an otherwise quiet monster.

Edited June 27, 2014 by A.V.

[Zhortac 1,475]

"In order to gain something, something must be lost. That's how it works." ~ Basco

[Codelyy 1,290]

"This is not war, This is PEST CONTROL!" I love this quoto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l2RZdBpuTI

Edited March 11, 2014 by Codelyoko373

[GrauWitz 1,010]

"I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her. Marooned for all eternity in the centre of a dead planet.... buried alive.... buried alive"

Khan Noonien Singh, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

 

"This conversation can serve no purpose anymore.... Goodbye

HAL 9000, 2001: A Space Odyssey

 

"No, by CAUSING the death of innocent people"

Lex Luthor, Superman: The Movie

 

"And I thought my jokes were bad"

The Joker, The Dark Knight

[Megas 28,538]

 

EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT

[Orablanco Account 3,708]

EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT

 

I love how the announcer is just like "Ah, son of a bitch."

 

Anyway, have these gems:

 

 

"Pfft. Love. Love is fickle. Love can change. Love can be consumed and the leftovers of a heart spit out like seed."

 

Edited March 12, 2014 by CITRUS KING46

[Passion 3,490]

The entirety of Discworld II conversations between Havelock Vetinari and Assassins' Guild member:

 

 

 

Vetinari: Aaaaaah, the gentleman from the Assassins' Guild. Do please come in and abase yourself at the edge of the yellow line.

*Assassin walks in*

V: Now, come closer when I explain. ... ... Not that close, not that close!

A: Oh, sorry.

V: Now look, I want someone removed. A potential troublemaker, someone who has become too popular to his or, should I say, my good. And there has to be no way of connecting myself with his demise.

A: Say no more sir, say no more. We shall strike like the subtle hand of doom, leaving nothing but weeping in our wake. For you see, we are, The Night.

V: You are? I thought you were the Assassins' Guild?

A: Aaah, well, we are the Assasins' Guild, but we are also... The Night.

V: So, in fact, you're that period of a diurnal rhythm defined by darkness, are you? So, nighttime thefts, muggings, murders and overnight cart parking in restricted zones. We can just start billing the Assassins' Guild directly, can we? No more fussing about with tax collectors and fines.

A: Eeeh, wha- what? Just because we are... The Night, doesn't mean we are responsible for the night.

V: Well if you are it, then you have to control it. And if you control it, you are responsible for it. It seems eminently sensible. I have a few thousands unpaid bills we can send your way by tomorrow.

A: Eh no, NO NO NO. Now look! Alright, we aren't 'ARE' the night, but we are 'OF' the night, 'OF'! So, we are an integral part of the night. We aren't assuming any controlling or otherwise responsible position. So, whereas we can assume custodianship of the unpaid bills, this would only be as a... a... a storage facility - a favor to you, my lord - until we find someone, who utterly encompasses all aspects of The Night, whereupon we can... *Gulp* Pass the bills onto him.

V: Oh very well... So, in the meantime, just get on on this new job, hmm? And don't mess it up.

 

 

From Snatch:

 

 

 

Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

 

Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough. 

 

Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

 

Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

 

[Virgil 686]

At the moment all I can think of is the line Bakura says from Yu Gi Oh Abridged "Why so British?" and (from the same series) Melvin's "Who wants a hug?"

[Khaoios 1,970]

"Your Compassion for these Humans has been misplaced" - Ur-Didact - Halo 4

[Captain Brony (MG11) 219]

"Perhaps he is wondering why you'd shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane."

-DKR Bane

[man dude man 555]

Darth Traya: ""Sith" is a title, yes, but like you, the title is not who I am. It is not what I believe. For you... it is different. Know that there was once a Darth Traya. And that she cast aside that role, was exiled, and found a new purpose. But there must always be a Darth Traya, one that holds the knowledge of betrayal. Who has been betrayed in their heart, and will betray in turn."

[Captain Brony (MG11) 219]

"If you're good at something never do it for free."

-The Joker

 

"I said my product would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go."

-Scarecrow

Edited April 4, 2014 by Captain Brony (MG11)

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

From "Last Stand of Dead Men", book 8 of the Skulduggery Pleasant Series:

The inner dialogue between Valkyrie Cain, a magical detective, and Darquesse, her inner demon:

(Put in spoiler because it is a bit bloody. Also, it is one of the key-scenes of the book, so any risk of spoiling the fun is up to you.)

 

 

No. Leave me alone. Leave me-

Oh, dear.

Ooooh, now I remember. Yes, we should have taken a right were we took a left. If we hat taken the right, that would have brought us to the surface.

Instead...

They´re everywhere.

They look mad.

I have to get out of here. I have to-

And they´re blocking the way back. Between you and me, these are some angry-looking belly dancers. I don´t think I´ve ever seen belly dancers look as angry as this.

You led me here. You led me into a trap.

That´s a terrible thing to say. It´s quite true, but terrible. Watch out, I see a hand lighting up. If I were you, I´d-

Too late.

That...  Ok, that is gross. That was one of my favourite legs.Could you stop screaming, please? Could you pay attention? They´re closing in. Another hand is lighting up. Valkyrie? Stop screaming and look -

Wow. That was a good shot. I know, I know, we no longer have a left arm below the elbow, but did you see that shot? Textbook.

Help.

Sorry? What was that? I couldn´t hear you over the sound of your own screaming.

Help me.

Sure. Let me take over.

Heal me.

I will, absolutely. I´ll reattach that leg and regrow that arm, and I will  even regrow the chunk of ear that cow just bit off. Just step aside and let me at the controls.

For a moment. Just a moment.

No, no. I´m sorry Valkyrie, you can´t just use me when you want to and then push me aside. Not any more. My time has come. Our time has come.

And there goes the other arm. These belly dancers are a sadistic lot, aren´t they?

The pain...

Is pretty bad, I agree. Let me shut it off. I can do it. You know I can. You like it when I do that. You love being me. Admit it.

Please.

Just say the word. Let me come in and take over. For good, this time. No more sharing. Not any more. We are way past that now This is what you want, deep down in your twisted little heart. Just say the word and I can make all your pain and doubt go away. I can erase your confusion and regret. You´ll never be afraid again. Just say the word. One little word...

Yes.

Good girl. Good girl.

Now watch these witches burn.

That last line. Epic.

Edited June 27, 2014 by YetAnotherDiscord

[Castle Bleck 19,621]

"But... it was so artistically done..." - Grand Admiral Thrawn's last words (Star Wars)

Edited June 27, 2014 by A.V.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,840]

DBZ Broly - "Kakarot.....*repeat*" 

 

Seriously,whats more ominous yet hilarious about a ridiculously buff guy that constantly screams your alien name that 99% of the people you know don't call you,and even when your not even there to hear it.

 

[IridscentNionios 1,422]

"You dare attack me here? Do you even know whom you face?"
"You will suffer... you will suffer... YOU WILL ALL SUFFER!!!"
Jon Irenicus...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk0sOGVSAP4

[Darker 1,352]

"Long live the King."

 

 

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!

 

Edited October 9, 2014 by Darker

[Zekromic 1,054]

This one is sweet from Marvel Avengers Alliance facebook game, best lockbox speech evah. Not even Magneto can beat that. Just imagine Jonathan Adams, his VA from Earth Mightiest Heroes speaking (The game has no voice over)

 

 

"You are wondering why I'm here. Simple; you sent me. For you, this is the first time we speak, but I have parleyed with you many times in your future. I only agreed to the alliance because I had to. I have tried to fight you, to force my will over you as I have countless others. With each failure, my rage grew. Just moments ago, I stood over your crib. Ending you as a child would have been simple. Yet, I could not do it. Not because of morality, but  necessity. There are people whose mere presence distorts existence. They are untouchable, uncontrollable. Whirlpools in the ocean of time. I am one, you are another. Incursions are a crisis  on a scale unfathomable, a crisis with you as its heart. Killing you would be more dangerous than helping you. You may save us... or destroy us. In the future I come from it was the latter. You sent me here out of desperation, a final message from a dying universe. I cannot stop you, but perhaps you can stop yourself... Or perhaps I am a liar, telling falsehoods to throw you off-balance and claims some obscure advantage. You may choose to believe that if you prefer. It matters not. We are beyond heroics, beyond villainy. All universes gasp their last breaths. You will come to see things as I do. It's only a matter of time". 

-Kang, The Conqueror

 

 

 

[Literally Snails 2,307]

I love reading through these quote threads! I'll add a few of my own favorites.

 

"I love you Kurama, and when I love something, I love to take it away." ~ Karasu

 

"What's the matter? Did... Did your balls drop off?" ~ The Joker

 

"And if you fail, Mr Sunshine will burn you alive. Sound fair?" ~ The General

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Judge Claude Frollo (Disney's The Hunchback Of Notre Dame) - "And He shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!"

 

His last words before, in an act of divine intervention, the gargoyle pillar he is standing on breaks, sending him into the molten copper/lead/whatever it is.