Your waifu Pony comes home drunk as a skunk, what do you do?

[Azureth 687]

Say you were living with your Main Six of choice and they came back drunk as could be, what would you do? And how do you think they would act drunk?

 

For me I could see Rarity probably either being real depressed or upset over something or maybe blabbering on about some new fashion ideas. I really don't see her being an angry drunk (that's Rainbow Dash hehe). Of course I would try to get her into bed and possibly something to eat. I bet she'd be quite hard to handle the next morning with a huge hangover, I'd imagine she'd be whailing and crying over it a bit.

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

Pinkie drunk I actually see becoming freakishly worldly and down to earth, since there's no way you can add any more euphoria on top of her already natural euphoria. I also think she probably has a godly ability to process poisons and substances due to her naturally huge food intake without it seemingly having any effect on her figure relative to the other mane six. So she'd probably actually be totally cool to hang with during a drunk. All of that intuitive wisdom without the lulz to obscure them.

[Frostgage 7,976]

Twilight would probably just ramble on about nonsensical things. She seems like a lightweight so she would probably just completely crash shortly after.

[yeet 2,027]

if fluttershy came home drunk she would probably try and f**k the animals

if fluttershy was drunk, which i imagine would probably happen quite easily, then i think she would laugh at everything (why not) and try flying, but crash into everything. i would probably have to get her into bed, and then lay with her so she doesnt try anything stupid.

[OptimisticNeighsayer 478]

When I first read it, I thought you said "dressed as a skunk".  I'm probably drunk myself.

 

Twilight would have especially impaired judgment and very irritable, since she's usually so level-headed otherwise but can still go over the edge if buttons are pushed right.

 

Pinkie would probably remain mostly unchanged since she is, well, Pinkie Pie.

 

Rainbow Dash would likely crash into everything, and yes, I'd agree that Rarity would just be a bit sedated drunk.  Not sure about Fluttershy though.

 

As for me, I'd just keep away from them for the night.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

I have a feeling that Fluttershy would be a toned-down version of Flutterbitch when drunk, but it would be mixed in with the wtf factor of drunkenness. She would be adorable, and probably rip my head off if I said it. If she came home drunk, I'd would try to keep her out of trouble until she passed out, then I would wake up early the next day so she could wake up to coffee and breakfast (I <3 mah waifu ).

[Mr F 1,522]

If Applejack or Rarity came home drunk I would probably get the pony sleeping.

Applejack would just be waaaaaaaay too honest!

Rarity would be a bit funny though, but should still sleep the alcohol off.

Edited April 7, 2014 by A CrayZ Cat

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

If Rares came home drunk...

 

I can picture her being one to ramble on a lot, most of it slurred and unintelligible. Of course, she'd then breakdown and start crying and her emotions would change back and forth like crazy

 

In any case, just listen to her, agree with what she says, and try my hardest to get her to go to sleep

 

She'd wake up the next morning a bit embarrassed about what happened, but I'd let her know it wasn't really a problem

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

What the heck Pinkie what party did you go to?

[man dude man 555]

I think I may be the only pony here that is still bothered by one, the term "waifu", it just sounds like somepony is trying to mock an asian guy obnoxiously, and two by "get them in bed" I am hoping you aren't referring to wanting to fuck anthropomorphic cartoon ponies. If twi came back drunk as hell I would ask her why she was drinking, that doesn't set a very good example and it is very unlike her, but I wouldn't expect her to ever be drunk to begin with. Back on topic, it's just weird, like I get loving MLP, even idolizing some of the characters, getting deep into role play and fan art and fiction even, but as far as the whole pony action thing, ehhh. and in my eyes I see, Rarity, Twilight and Fluttershy, less likely to drink as I see Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and possibly Apple Jack,( had some apple pie moonshine before) lol.

[Gourgeist 262]

I think this why a lot more brony hate is emerging 

[Castle Bleck 19,387]

Me: Got any left? *Sigh* Undertaker lost last night...

Edited April 7, 2014 by Anti-Villain

[Keen Blade 64]

Okay, what exactly is this "waifu" business anyhow?

[Forlong 1,726]

If Rares came home drunk...

 

I can picture her being one to ramble on a lot, most of it slurred and unintelligible. Of course, she'd then breakdown and start crying and her emotions would change back and forth like crazy

 

In any case, just listen to her, agree with what she says, and try my hardest to get her to go to sleep

 

She'd wake up the next morning a bit embarrassed about what happened, but I'd let her know it wasn't really a problem

And then she'd tell you how wonderful you are and that she doesn't deserve you.  You should probably write a fanfic about that.

 

Why is the OP only allowing us to choose on of the mane six?  My waifu is the marvelous Princess of the Night.

 

Best thing you can do when you're drunk is sleep it off.  Also, when you're asleep, you can't annoy the Hell out of everypony around you.

[Adachi 772]

I wouldn't really have a pony waifu, unless my tulpa ended up developing romantic feelings or something. Anyways, if Twi came home drunk I would roll my eyes, and walk her to bed.

[Red Cedar 1,408]

Since I love the cider myself (Strongbow FTW), I'll be coming home just as hammered as Applejack. Just get ourselves to flop into bed and sleep it off.

[Malinter 3,064]

Looks like i'll have deal with Flutters being more ascurtive for awhile   

[Forlong 1,726]

Okay, what exactly is this "waifu" business anyhow?

A waifu is an animated character that the fan considers their significant other.

 

I'm guessing the OP was expecting descriptions of drunken sex.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

Berry Punch enters drunk in my home

 

me loweres the newspaper

 

"oh hello there... did you have fun?"

 

"am i pink? i mean do i look pink?"

 

"yes darling.. the bath is already warm"

 

"i hate you you fag cunt!"

 

"i love you too Berry"

 

*nuzzles her*

 

you mean, normal day? XD nah kidding

 

Pinkie or berry punch drunk? i bet it would be the best day in my life XD

[deadprofile 1,122]

The title of this topic....I haven't heard that saying in forever!!!

 

 

As for the question....I am not sure....never had to deal with a drunken person (other than my husband on his 21st)....now a skunk on the other hand, I'd let it do its thing....or pet it...

[GrauWitz 1,010]

Me: Good evening Luna! How was the party? Sorry I couldn't come, Mythbusters was on!

 

Luna: Wha' is Met *hic* bustas?

 

Me: Ummm, what have you been doing?

 

Luna: I AM A PARASPRITE. WHERE IS DA *hic* FOOD?!

 

Me: Are you drunk? But wait, you borrowed my vintage Aston Martin DB-5 to drive to the party.... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO IT?!?!

 

*looks outside, sees fucked up Aston Martin*

 

Me: I'LL KILL YOU!!! *gets out dual-MP40s*

 

So yeah, it'll go pretty well! XD

[BastementSparkle 20,334]

I'd just try to get Rarity into bed and asleep as fast as possible. It doesn't matter who it is, I'm really uncomfortable dealing with drunk people. They make me really nervous. I'd do anything to help alleviate her hangover the next morning though.

[Forlong 1,726]

Berry Punch enters drunk in my home

 

How very typical of her.

 

Am I right?

Edited April 8, 2014 by Forlong

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

Tbh... I wouldn't have the slightest clue on what I would do.

 

Since I don't drink at all myself.

Edited April 8, 2014 by CMQuickfireTK

[Moonlight Magician 494]

Um...Pinkie Pie...that's not something you eat.

 

OH CELESTIA! why'd you eat it Pinkie?

 

Maybe you should take a nap!

 

(I should check which parties Pinkie goes to before..this happens. )