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  1. They call me Loyalty
    Yes. Yes I can. Today I can do anything, at least until the depression hits me up, and I am back in bed. But actually not. I would never do that. Because I reject the idea - the very idea of having to live in a world where people need body guards. I am not taking part in this vile nest of hostility and hatred, unless the body guards get body guards of their own, and those body guards - their own guard dogs, which will be protected by sentient robot. At the same time, those sentient robots will be shielded by non-sentient ones. I am not taking part, otherwise. Also, I'm gonna be body guarding my anime body pillow now. Stay well. And may the force be with you. (Again, 666 characters... the power of autosuggestion).
  2. They call me Loyalty
    Well, yes and no. My anthem is originally in latin american spanish. But I sing it in english, because I am weird like that. Actually, I like the phonetic of english better than my native language.
  3. They call me Loyalty
    Probably september 2022. I don't care about my appearance. Really, it is already f*cked up. I live here. And whenever I need a haircut. Mum takes care of it. Now she just brought me a sandwich with some coffee. It is almost like I am married with my own mother. And she better perfom well, because the moment she stumbles, I will crush her before she gets a chance to hit the ground. Haha.
  4. They call me Loyalty
    Play video games. Or if you live on a second floor. Sneakily spit on the passersby. I remember doing this back in school. You can retract your tongue all the way back and then press with the posterior on your salivary glands, ejecting a spray of saliva. I used to do this to sneakely spit on unaware people. Especially during formation where some of the homosexual priests there talked BS about demons and what not. Hahaha. People turned around after being sprayed all over. And I made my best effort to put on a poker face. Man, I was laughing my ass off inside. Anyways. Remember. Whenever you are bored. You can play video games, hump something or spit on people. (**** me. 666 character perfectly. Hahaha!).
  5. They call me Loyalty
    I am but a 33 year old child. What is this kind of immoral question? I do not concern myself with adult responsibilities. I'm more interested in drugs! And no. I'm not a drug addict. I AM an addict, but to other things. Also, don't do drugs, kids™. Do video games instead. That is a much healthier addiction. I play ten hours a day. And I am swole as heck from so much clicking. Not really. But yeah. I have been very dysfunctional since childhood. So, I don't ever see myself in a relationship. Do you know what happens when you have a pituitary dysfunction like myself? You are screwed, basically. It is like running a losing race. You just start to fall behind and never catch up again. In sports, and education, and relationships... and life. My original goals were quite different, initially. I wanted to play rugby. I wanted to study medicine and become a medical doctor like the rest of the family, instead of sitting on this chair all day, feeling like a cripple. But the genes said no. So, I said **** it. I don't get it how it is possible for so many recessive genetic disorders to have manifested in this generation. Considering the previous generations used to be healthy and strong people. And all of the sudden, there are sons being born with kallmann and klinefelter syndrome. And various types of hypogonadism. Which is what makes me suspect there was incest in this family. Because I see the picture from my grandfather. And the mother ****er looks like a model. So, I don't understand how the hell my body can be this sickly to the point people look away like I am painful sight. Where did these sh*t genes come from? And my mother keeps giving me the run around about my missing father. Eh. It doesn't matter now. Whatever the old man did, I was there to push him down into the grave. Other than that. Well, there is nothing to say. At least nothing good.
  6. They call me Loyalty
    Death Road to Canada.
  7. They call me Loyalty
    Welcome to the forums!
  8. They call me Loyalty
    There is a factor related to education or a lack thereof. Superstition, tradition and even mental health. Sometimes people taking ideology too literal. But there is still a psychological utility to ideology. It can give you hope. It can even offer descipline. A common purpose. But like with every other tool. It can be used for the wrong purposes. And these practices take it too far. Also, there are adults with families involved. So, perhaps they are doing this to give their lives a semblance of direction. Like "What else are gonna do, now?". "Of course we gotta piss-off the snakes". I know some of them milk the poison before snake-handling, so it is almost certain that they do not entirely believe in their own faith that much. Which shows a bit a common sense, at least. But there are various forms of religious practices. Some honest. And some like these. Used for skewed purposes where ideology is twisted or comercialized. Going so far as to use it for illegal activities, like money laundering and worse. Also, respect is a good start when dealing with animals in general. Or better yet. Stay away. But some people do not learn. You could attribute this to our own animal nature, too.
  9. They call me Loyalty
    "If at first you don't succeed, shoot the referee". It goes like that with every motto. Except with different solutions. Like burning a cross on their garden, or urinating all over their car.
  10. They call me Loyalty
    Don't worry. I have a clean up crew. I make a mess, and they clean it for me. Don't forget to leave the floor squeaky clean, alright? Sorry. Also, this is a common practice among different belief systems. Sometimes out of necessity, and sometimes out of sheer boredom. There are people that will go so far as to manipulate dangerous animals like snakes in churches. They sometimes get bitten and often die, or lose a couple of fingers. So, whatever is the purpose behind this belief of yours. Try not to take it too far.
  11. They call me Loyalty
    Well, I am sad, for once. But I still have to finish watching season 8 and 9. So, not that sad.
  12. They call me Loyalty
    I am talking about a coping mechanism to deal with the developmental problems my family suffers from. That is it. It is a mind trick to keep myself distracted from more serious problems that affect my behaviour, in such a way that I could put myself and my family at risk, due to the duress I experience as a result of this physical condition.
  13. They call me Loyalty
    I don't believe in reincarnation. My inherited faith is the promise of eternity over a peaceful life. So, I've been doing that. Avoiding conflict. Never involving myself in the struggles of men over power, politics, race or sex. I had to make sacrifices. But I've learned since childhood that the love here is... well. Conditional and prone to fail. Imagine the perfect consummation from all those qualities that could have never been conceived on this earth. Something there is no name for. That is what I met in my inspired dreams. The perfect answer. And since there is no such thing as need there. All I experienced was... well. I am being honest here when I say that nothing else can compare. And I've seen the manifestations of your imagination, and every other living thing. Let me tell you. You cannot begin to understand. Not even close. It is like a word that is impossible to pronounce. An answer to answer all questions. No, it is not what a creature of instinct would have imagined. On the other hand. I've been also called a snake. But you know me, already. The internet is a perfect tool for anonymous exploitation. And what have I done? Nothing. Instead, I've lived my life with the promise of the only answer that can ever answer this recurring question. This is my immortal technique.
  14. They call me Loyalty
    She would be forcefully reformed. You know how they used to torture insane people in the past and present? Well, like that. Behave! Be-hive! *Electric sounds of friendship*. Ah, the sane.
  15. They call me Loyalty
    Oh, yeah. I remember that. It WAS annoying. It's good not having to care anymore.
  16. They call me Loyalty
    Not me. Oh, wait. It's 4:41 AM. Damn!
  17. They call me Loyalty
    Time. I believe this will be a year to take it easy. I have support. Especially of my mother. Since we are in a codependent relationship because of certain factors. But as long as I have her by my side. Everything is going to be a-okay. So, more time to enjoy with my family.
  18. They call me Loyalty
    Good. It's late in the night. I'm here with some snacks and beverages, watching the film Oldboy from 2003.
  19. They call me Loyalty
    Try to search for the topic first, so you can avoid making more duplicates. Also, imagination is the limit here. So, as long as you are creative enough. Otherwise, there is no problem with being a beta replier. Or an omega, like myself. For, example. My answer was gonna be. "I don't like duplicates, they make me very confused and angry". Just for the chuckles. But then I decided to be the better person, and give you the moral support you need to become an alpha creator. After all, someone has to work here, and that isn't gonna be me. *Cough*, *cough*. I am a little sick, after all.
  20. They call me Loyalty
    Very little. I suffer from an endocrine deficiency that affects muscle structure and bone density. So, I have an underdeveloped and anorexic body. I became aware that there was something wrong with me early on. I first noticed this when I was around six years old. I tried to to tell my mother over the years. That I needed to visit a doctor. But she chose convenience and negligence over parental responsibilities. And now she has to take care of me because of that irresponsible choice to ignore the hypogonadotropic hypogonadism. Which she was diagnosed with at early age. Regardless, having the testosterone levels of an 80 year old man since pre-adolescence causes various developmental problems. Both physically and mentally. So, I am the one choosing convenience now.
  21. They call me Loyalty
    War over resources? Not all races have the power of magic. So, there will be those who want to seize power by other means, like Yakyakistan or Saddle Arabia, maybe. Probably an industrial conglomerate of ponies taking advantage of the instability to plot against the "monarchy", putting the life of Celestia, or Twilight at risk, and screwing over the working pony class. Leading to further public unrest and eventual civil war. This brings the pegasi into the conflict, by conscription into to the royal guard force to defend the interest of the conglomerate. You can throw a couple of characters in there. Like Rainbow Dash being forced to follow orders, and fight against the leader of the one organizing the working class; Applejack. And having to choose whether betray the royal guard, or side with her friend. RD forming a rebellious group. Starlight being trusted with an important secret. Unicorns slowly losing their magic. Bans on magic users. Alicorns and magically infused beings like Discord suddenly starting to age rapidly. There are glimpses of this conflict, like missing puzzle pieces being filled in a bigger picture that would eventually culminate in a new age. Also, I bet there are actual historic references you can use in order to add further complexity and nuance to the conflict.
  22. They call me Loyalty
    Hey, welcome to the forums.
  23. They call me Loyalty
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  24. They call me Loyalty
    Leprechaun 4: In Space. I don't have the words anymore. The part at the end where the space crew thinks the murderous gnome is finally dead, at the expense of blowing up the moon, mind you. Only for a baby leprechaun to explode from the insides of comms officer Kelly Williams, like in the movie Aliens. Genius. And you would have never expected it because she was pregnant during the movie. And this was supposed to be the wholesome moment after all they went through to convince the leprechaun that the moon was made of coke. So, she was about to give birth, and the viewers were gonna realize that Kelly had cheated on her deceased lover; trooper John Langley with gunner Big D. Johnson, after Langley had sacrificed himself to activate the manual detonation codes. And boom! What a way to subvert expections. And then the credits roll out, letting you hear how the rest of the tripulation gets massacred on the way back to earth. Which also explains the catch phrase that the leprechaun uses during Leprechaun: In The Hood. Masterpiece.
  25. They call me Loyalty
    From the top of my head. That is a wavy curly mess.
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