I have to be in a specific mood to even start drinking. When I do, there's about a 50 percent chance that I'll go on a roll and be three sheets to the wind the next day, and about a 50 percent chance that I'll do a few shots, not get drunk at all, and still feel like crap in the morning.
If I'm not in the mood, I'll probably just drink beer. Beer is fine... it's not great, but it's ok enough, and it's more of just me passively gesturing, like "Yes, I am an adult and also drink", without really wanting to feel any of the effects.
(most of the time I'll just sip on the same beer for the entire night)