I'd be pretty worried about you if you were gone longer than usual, for sure! I know you take hiatuses now and then but I think I and the rest of your friends would think something was up if your hiatus was a little too long!
My Grammy got bit so bad by her puppy that she had to get stitches for it She'll be alright but I think this is a good sign to send the puppy to obedience school.
Our puppy has bitten us a few times but not to that extreme!
If they have a really good reason to be an Alicorn, than it's ok. Like being born into a royal family or earning their place the way Twilight did sort of thing.