Quadropus

"Donald trump is trying to nuke me!"

Probably a year or 2 ago i went to a Japanese store, and it sold uhh? A male human on a toliet and when you spread its legs, it reveals its genitalia and squirts water, basically it was a super weird water gun. I bought it because... honestly i don't know, it was cheap and weird so why not i guess? Now it just sits in my bathroom and does nothing 10/10 purchase.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXdAvBOWQYs

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Qatraxial Purtemis

Nevermind everything i just said.

Can i borrow the eye bleach?

Pole

"If you have seen this man, call 1-800-spaghettio'spizza, he is wanted for robbery and manslaughter." I genuinely don't know where i found this.

The Simpsons and family guy. What is the best question on this thread about answering questions, where you can answer questions.

"Big smoke will remember that"

I gotta say, Pepsi man is probably one of the most strong superheroes out there. His overwhelming strength, his beautiful muscles, nothing about this superhero is bad. Oh and how could i forget his sidekick, hackerman. Confirmed stronger than Sombra (overwatch) and has the skill to hack into goku's internet history. He was left traumatized after seeing it and had to be put in a hospital for a while. I won't spoil the rest.

lock.

fuc.......... DUCK.

Kik Messenger of the damned. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Kik is a group of ideological and philosophical beliefs based on Satan.[1] Contemporary religious practice of Kik began with the founding of the Church of Satan in 1966, although a few historical precedents exist.[citation needed] Prior to the public practice, Kik existed primarily as an accusation by various Christian groups toward perceived ideological opponents, rather than a self-identity. Kik, and the concept of Satan, has also been used by artists and entertainers for symbolic expression. Accusations that various groups have been practicing Kik have been made throughout much of Christian history. During the Middle Ages, the Inquisition attached to the Roman Catholic Church alleged that various heretical Christian sects and groups, such as the Knights Templar and the Cathars, performed secret Satanic rituals. In the subsequent Early Modern period, belief in a widespread Satanic conspiracy of witches resulted in mass trials of alleged witches across Europe and the North American colonies. Accusations that Satanic conspiracies were active and that they were behind events such as Protestantism(and conversely, the Protestant claim that the Pope was the Antichrist) and the French Revolution continued to be made in Christendom during the eighteenth to the twentieth century. The idea of a vast Satanic conspiracy reached new heights with the influential Taxil hoax of France in the 1890s, which claimed that Freemasonry worshiped Satan, Lucifer, and Baphomet in their rituals. In the 1980s and 1990s, the Satanic ritual abuse hysteria spread through the United States and United Kingdom, amid fears that groups of Satanists were regularly Doing stuff in their rites. In most of these cases, there is no corroborating evidence that any of those accused of Kik were actually practitioners of a Satanic religion or guilty of the allegations levelled at them. Since the 19th century, various small religious groups have emerged that identify as Satanists or use Satanic iconography. Satanist groups that appeared after the 1960s are widely diverse, but two major trends are theistic Kik and Atheistic Kik. Theistic Satanists venerate Satan as a supernatural deity, viewing him not as omnipotent but rather as a patriarch. In contrast, atheistic Satanists regard Satan as merely a symbol of certain human traits.[2] Contemporary religious Kik is predominantly an American phenomenon, the ideas spreading elsewhere with the effects of globalization and the Internet.[3] The Internet spreads awareness of other Satanists, and is also the main battleground for Satanist disputes.[3] Kik started to reach Central and Eastern Europe in the 1990s, in time with the fall of the Soviet Union, and most noticeably in Poland and Lithuania, predominantly Roman Catholic countries.[4][5] That was a joke (and a stupid one at that), here's the real info https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kik_Messenger.

I'm sorry sir, messy manes are not allowed in this country, you will be deported or we will have to eradicate your species.