Weirdest Experience?

[PinkSlippers 14]

What is the weirdest experince you've ever had? Mine was having a homeless man threaten to bite my fingers off if I bought the last of the gum he wanted.

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Listening to this.

 

[I_wesley125 393]

Not that weird but someone tried to mug me with a black airsoft gun and i punched him so hard my hand was bleeding.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,651]

Watching cartoons when I was little and a commercial comes on. All the commercial shows is a package of hot dogs thrown into a sink to defrost while the faucet was running. It only lasted like 6 seconds.

[Fluttershy4life 150]

Texting so much that I walk right into a stop sign...yup I'm smart

[PinkSlippers 14]

Listening to this.

Whoa. That is indeed strange.

[Kyreth 193]

I had a homeless guy try to hug me once. I gave him some money and he asked for a hug. He sounded really sad so I kinda wanted to but he smelled of pee. I gave him a sort of shoulder clasp and then left. Checking my pockets as I went.

 

On reflection, he may have been on some sort of drug. He seemed really off.

[Muffin 19]

probably the time i was walking down the street and this girl came up from behind me and humped my butt... it was really awkward

[be my waifu 2,842]

This one time, at band camp...

 

One night about 3 years ago I was sitting next to my dad in the computer room playing Roller Coaster Tycoon at about midnight, when all of the sudden blood starts pouring out of my nose (I mean LITERALLY pouring out of my nose). I went to go get a handful of tissues to jam up my nose to stop the bleeding, and when I walked back into the computer room I started feeling faint, so I sat down. Next thing I know I'm laying on the floor, with my dad crouching next to me

 

Apparently he caught me as I was falling out of the chair... It wasn't the fainting that was the weird part, but the fact that blood just started shooting out of my nose. It hasn't happened since though

[ScottishUnicorn 284]

I wore a hat with ears to comic-con in San Diego and a while walking to the convention a homeless guy said "Nice hat kitty". Not really much else to it, he was just weird.

[Chigens and Kay 3,831]

I swear this happened just 4 days ago.

 

There was this huge fire at a mansion across town. Me and my brother walked over there because fire is awesome. We took some pictures and talked to some bystanders. Went down and got a latte at DnD and began to walk home. Suddenly, some random guy (I'm assuming he was on drugs) said "If you two fucks started that fire, I guarantee I will end your life." In the most serious tone ever. My brother and I just looked at each other with a "WTF!?" face and we told the guy what happened. He said "I know it was you two bastards, I already told the cops on you." Another "WTF" look, then we just started to walk away pretty fast-like. He kept staring at us as we walked down the road.

 

I thought I was gonna' get killed.

 

TL;DR: Guy on drugs was gonna' kill me and my brother.

[Reverie 26]

The entire last year and a half of my life. 2011 was a weird, fucked up year for me..

[SrFrog 926]

I remember a bus I was riding being mugged by some dudes in sky mask, didn't have more than 2 dollars on me though.

[Cloud-Kicker 103]

Watching an episode of one of my favorite childhood shows "Pingu". The episode was about Pingu having a nightmare and this thing showed up...

This thing not only ruined that show for me, but gave me nightmares for the rest of my life and it is to this day, in my opinion, one of the strangest things I've ever seen

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

Kinda weird, but really painful. I forgot to add fabric softener to the laundry one day. I remembered and went to charge down the stairs to get to the laundry room in time. I was not wearing my glasses. I missed the first step due to faulty depth perception, and fell down the entire flight of stairs. Got a ride in an ambulance out of that, and spent about twelve hours in the ER before they would let me go home. I was black and blue all over, but thankfully didn't break anything. My mom, dad, and fiance (since married him) all took turns lecturing me on always wearing my glasses!

[Key Gear 6,662]

What is the weirdest experince you've ever had? Mine was having a homeless man threaten to bite my fingers off if I bought the last of the gum he wanted.

 

You want weird? I've got weird.

 

I was driving down the freeway doing about 80 in heavy rain, and then a giant sub sandwich hit the middle of my windshield. It didn't break my windshield, but I almost span out due to the surprise of it all.

 

I was on the feeder road at 4 am in the morning and a giant pickup truck came screaming down the road at some insane speed heading straight towards me. Tried changing lanes, but the pickup changed right with me. I had about 2 seconds left before impact, so I swerved off the road, punched brakes, and gunned it down a side street.

 

I was driving back from college once and I saw a drunk guy crash straight into a street lamp on campus. The crazy thing was that he got out of his car and went over to it, and tried to straighten it out again.

 

When I was riding the bus back from college once, this really old looking guy came on the bus. He sat right in front of me and I noticed that his finger nails were about 8 inches long and super dirty. I stared, and then the guy turned around and started mumbling to me about the end of the world. I just kept nodding my head and hoping my bus stop came up soon.

 

I had the front left of my car smashed due to another car failing to yield. The next day, in a totally different city, the same exact thing happened at the same exact time. I was so shaken up by the coincidence, I could hardly talk straight.

 

I once beeped my horn at another car and then was followed by them for about ten miles. I took a crazy route through a bunch of neighborhoods to lose them. I'm not sure what would have happened if I would have stopped.

 

A guy in a corolla backed up over my right foot and my foot wasn't even injured. I'm still not sure how that happened. (Best pair of boots I've ever owned. May they rest in pieces.)

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

The honestly weirdest thing that's happened to me is... a bit NSFW, so I'll just say the second weirdest. In third grade, a boy ran up to me. He kissed me. And then he ran away. I never saw him again. It happened again in seventh grade. I don't know what makes me a kiss on the run type of girl, but... I guess that's just me.

[Discordian 6,013]

Feeling like the whole world tilted or shifted. Not physically but...well...it's hard to explain how it felt. It wasn't physical but neither was it mental. It was a little bit of both, this was just a few days after 2012 started so I called it "Entering the realm of 2012" and made a topic about it on the forums (I'm not gonna dig it up but if you're curious go ahead and look)

 

It was the weirdest sensation in the world.

[EldarSteve 119]

I once got addicted to fitness suplements.

 

ya' know becuase I'm hardcore like that.

[Lord Sprixx 261]

Weird experiences... I think there's probably one that's stranger than this what happened to me but this happened only a few weeks ago.

 

I was at work doing the late night shift and it's about midnight give or take. Now keep in mind that there is a bar next door. Well I was taking out the garbage and fixing the knocked over coke cases that were kept in the back when I hear my boss running through the store. I peek inside too see him escorting a drunk gentleman through the back. He points him to the bath room and the man RUNS outside towards me, stops. Drops his pants and takes a pee on the back door in front of me. I just looked at my boss with a look of "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!". Then to add to the fun he was a really talkative and friendly guy... Felt like he was there FOREVER!!!!

Edited March 19, 2012 by Lord Sprixx

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

I once was colorblind to derpy

 

I wrote two MLP fanfictions

 

Nothing comes to mind, sorry. :|

[Squeaker 89]

Watching an episode of one of my favorite childhood shows "Pingu". The episode was about Pingu having a nightmare and this thing showed up...

This thing not only ruined that show for me, but gave me nightmares for the rest of my life and it is to this day, in my opinion, one of the strangest things I've ever seen

 

I'm sorry, but I haven't laughed this hard since this Saturday's episode. [Crackle.mlp]

 

Lots of odd things have happened, I know, but I can't remember a lot of them...

Here's a story from when I was maybe 6, pretty weird in that I got lucky. I was climbing a neighbor's pear tree, getting a pear from like 20 feet up, when suddenly the branch I was standing on broke. I thought I was gonna die of course, and the neighborhood kids started screaming and running around. About 10 feet down, a teeeny tiny hole in my overalls snagged on a branch and suspended me in the air. I cried until my dad came and got me down.

Thank God. -_-

[Shankveld 4,945]

Once I was downtown, coming out of a subway. It was the middle of the day and a fat, bald, asian man asked me if he could pet my hair. I said 'no' but he grabbed at it anyway, I was able to dodge out of reach quick enough and go back inside the subway. ~

 

What is the weirdest experince you've ever had? Mine was having a homeless man threaten to bite my fingers off if I bought the last of the gum he wanted.

 

A homeless man grabbed my leg in broad day light whilst walking down the street, luckily my fiancée was there to ward him off.

It really freaked me out. o.o ~

[The Milkman 186]

I was once playing with a friend Skullmonkeys, and then i said

"Want me to speedrun it?"

Note: I can speedrun this game without any problems.

And he answered yes.

So i started playing, and when i got to YNT Eggs, i died.

I felt so sad and ashamed.

[Broccoli 127]

Every other day.

 

Last month I was learning about Japan in history class. When I saw my friend later that day, I said: Hey Japan! I called him by the name of a country

 

This happens alot: two close friends are next to me, and I call each of them by the wrong names, switching the names around. Also, sometimes when I go take out milk from the fridge, I go get myself a cup instead. Another time I was putting the dishes away after dinner and I put it in the fridge. I didn't even realize that until I closed the door.

 

Here's something that only happened twice: when I was six, I was in a store, looking around. my parents were beside me. I called them. "Dad. Mom." they turned around. It was a Japanese couple which I have never seen before. They kind of gave me the WTF look. My real parents were at the other side of the room. Last winter, I was at a buffet, choosing my food, with my mom next to me. I began talking to her, and she glared at me like I was a freak. Yes thats right. It wasn't my mom, and was someone else completely.