come up with a useless superpower

[Callisto 1,877]

The ability to make pasta dissapear.

[Sir Fluffernutter 435]

The ability to make more than 3 display name changes within a 30 day period

[awesomeoshawott 6]

The ability to look into the present.

[twilightneedshugs 46]

the power of glomping! XD

[otaku4242 183]

the power to sense a mosquito within 50 feet of you.

[twilightneedshugs 46]

the power to ship mlp characters!

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

The power to go forward and backward in time, but only to the previous or next Wednesday at noon.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

The power to make one slice of cheese appear.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

The ability to recharge non-rechargeable batteries. 

 

This power put to industrial use would be better than using Superman turning a generator as a transitional power source.

Edited July 17, 2014 by Blue

[Miles 2,512]

This power put to industrial use would be better than using Superman turning a generator as a transitional power source.

Hahaha, yah... I tell you what, though, batteries in general are so gosh darn expensive!  I mean, sure one could buy the cheapo-store-brand kind but they honestly don't last as long as name brand batteries.  

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

The power to produce tons of earwax.

[neznamkaksa 79]

The power to take a shit from 100ft.Only at midnight!

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

The power to instantly die.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

My wife has the super human ability to color coordinate clothing and an uncanny understanding of the economics of sales and coupons.

 

I have the mutant ability to nap at odd times, and I am the fearless killer of bugs (its why she married me).

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

The power of neck beards!

[wowowowo 132]

the ability to rip off your arm and use it as a club. he would be called arm fall off boy. wait a second looks like DC comics beat me to it

[NightGuard 251]

The ability to speak to Ants..like Aquaman but worse!

Edited July 31, 2014 by NightGuard

[wowowowo 132]

I know what could be better than making your arm fall off as a super power. what about a man who can weld dogs to people. hopefully that one isn't taken already

GOD DAMMIT DC WHY YOU STEAL MY IDEAS

how about someone who could eat everything but it all tasted bad

DAMMIT

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

the super power to turn into a chicken nugget...

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

The power to sing random pop songs at random times.

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

The underwhelming power to make things clean with the touch of a finger!!! Mr. Clean would be proud.

 

[The Dark Lord 332]

The ability to teleport bread, but only for 3 days.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

The power to make things smell bad.

[SCS 7,522]

The ability to wear a hat without it falling off even if you lie down or something.

[Kulstor 254]

x-ray vision, but only works when seeing through chocolate.