Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

...I'm ready beetch, Bring. It. On.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Wack 'em with my t.v. remote!

[Barpy 2,225]

Toilet paper 

Edited May 16, 2017 by Burpy

[Will Guide 21,360]

Throws my book of Disney stories at 'em! 

[BlitzBLT 47]

I guess throwing my computer tower that weighs a lot because of its old case would work xD

[Dreambiscuit 9,810]

I conk you over the head with an RCA sound bar. 

[DJ Wolfe 5,346]

Dialing 911 as I bonk you with my Android.

[Catpone Cerberus 23,599]

I shall slay you with the extremely ultimate power of...

Spoiler

drained AA-battery :3

 

[StormBlaze 992]

a notepad. i guess enough beatings to the head and yeah ok, might take a year though

[Snow 7,044]

I summon the all mighty pineapple juice box to smite my foe! 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,599]

I shall..............suffocate(?) you with bag of chewing gum. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

A stool to the head ought to take care of you.

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

Death by Phillips Head screwdriver.

[shadowwarp940 1,303]

so I'll set my pig on you and he'll cute you to death!

[Clod 8,294]

Killed with an empty cup

[shadowwarp940 1,303]

*smashes your head with a T.V* I win!

[Hierok 11,831]

Kill you with the efteling map

[Mirage 24,770]

Killed by my Betta fish!

[Hierok 11,831]

Killed with my computer.

[Prospekt 11,018]

*shoves you through my window*

[djdashie3 128]

killed with a superman figure.

[Crystal Peppermint 1,108]

Sell them poisoned Nutella.

[Nyankee-No4 3,265]

i have walll on my left side :/

[Crystal Peppermint 1,108]

Edit: sry forgott the rules.

Let him choose with which book he want to die:

Charles Dickens - Great expectations or Stephen Kings - Assassination

Edited August 9, 2017 by Crystal Peppermint

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

*rips grass from the ground*

I SMITE THEE!!!!

*throws grass*

 

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