Ask Soury Crunch! (all kinds of questions welcome!)

[Valynne 2,739]

Can I nom you ?

wa...wait.. what you mean nom dear?

come on! ask Soury! she is a pickle!

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

How many times do ponies randomly start nipping on your tail?

[Valynne 2,739]

How many times do ponies randomly start nipping on your tail?

 

a bit often, is embarrasing but many ponies find my tail very soft and quite interesting, i remember that one pony told me that he was gonna by me 2 jars of pickles and pay for 3 if i let him nip my tail and so i did, *look at her tail* i always put a nice perfume of lime and citrics to make it smell gorgeous and i brush it 80 times at day, wanna try?

[ChikaChan 7,328]

nips at your tail........you see nothing!(runs and hide inside twilight castle)

[Valynne 2,739]

nips at your tail........you see nothing!(runs and hide inside twilight castle)

 

*cute tone* Meep! 

 

 

i saw that! *giggles*

[DubWolf 18,306]

I actually don't like pickles; no offense though! I'll just stick a Swirly-scent up my nose .

 

I guess that's not a question; what do you look for in a stallion :comeatus:?

Edited January 24, 2015 by SparkWolf

[Valynne 2,739]

oh... de-dear i havent think about it, the other day i brought some pickles to crystal empire to make a hot pickles in the fair (OOC: hot dogs with a pickle instead of sausage lol) and then i was making my performance to attract ponies to my cart and then while i was singing and fell and a crystal guard helped me, oh my... it was very nice, his armor, his severe look and how mighty he look, i was sweating and blushing with a shy smile, i wave my hoof to give me some air in my face and then i offer a hot pickle and then he smiled and acepted, my son was just staring at me with confused look... i feel that i like stallions in uniforms well royal armors to be precise, i also love stallions with strong hooves and muscles oh Celestia *give some air with her hoof* my exhusband used to serve Celestia's royal guard that attract me a lot, but if i have to choose feelings well, as long is respectful and sweet im okay *giggles*

 

I actually don't like pickles; no offense though! I'll just stick a Swirly-scent up my nose .

 

I guess that's not a question; what do you look for in a stallion :comeatus:?

[DubWolf 18,306]

Do you like fried pickles ? Or fried Oreos?

[Valynne 2,739]

Do you like fried pickles ? Or fried Oreos?

wait, do you mean those cookies ponies like to split and eat the cream? well i do prefer pickles fried and put in a hot pickle, but fried oreos looks tempatating, is hard to answer but i guess ill pick fried pickles

 

Come one dears! Soury knows a lot of tricks!

[CinnamonPop 3,353]

Hi Soury! That was a pretty awesome trick that you did with Chatterbox. Any way that I can join too? Also, as you can see, Rainbow Dash and I don't get along well. Any tips on beating her at her own game? (Racing)

[Valynne 2,739]

Hi Soury! That was a pretty awesome trick that you did with Chatterbox. Any way that I can join too? Also, as you can see, Rainbow Dash and I don't get along well. Any tips on beating her at her own game? (Racing)

sure as long as you know how to make those tricks, my friend chattebox helped me, you see i attract ponies with tricks so they come to buy a pickle and chatterbox helped me if you wanna join that would be lovely dear!

oh you plan to beat miss Dashie? that wont be easy but if you want to defeat her ahm... i dunno, make a distraction for her, if you know about the next track to fly put something to distract her

[CinnamonPop 3,353]

You mean like... "Oh look, it's Applejohn." (nips at Soury's tail) (runs at pinkie pie speed away)

 

Hey! Cinnamon! Come back! (sighs) Looks like we have to get the net again. 

[Valynne 2,739]

where..? 

 

meeep! oh you...!

 

 

dont worry, i think is adorable!

 

[CinnamonPop 3,353]

(appears) like (gasp) that....? (gasp)

[Valynne 2,739]

 

*giggles and put her tail in Cinnamon's nose*

[CinnamonPop 3,353]

[Valynne 2,739]

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*giggles* you look funny with your make that look!

[CinnamonPop 3,353]

So friends?  How long did it take you and Chatterbox to make the great act?

[Valynne 2,739]

So friends?  How long did it take you and Chatterbox to make the great act?

oh it took me a while, im good with balls and chatterbox with plates but we never tried that together so we practice the other day and it took 3 hours until we master it and in Saturday of Vegetables (is a common day we sellers used to make to drop the prices and make special offers) i knew it was my day so i perform the trick to bring ponies in my cart and it was succesful until lovely Pinkie Twilight and Fluttershy stop to see our act, they didnt bought any pickles but they cheer us

[CinnamonPop 3,353]

(Sigh) I think I've ran out of questions.... Hmm... What would you do if you were transformed into an alicorn?

[Valynne 2,739]

(Sigh) I think I've ran out of questions.... Hmm... What would you do if you were transformed into an alicorn?

 

oh dont worry dear, you can ask me about embarraing moments, cute moments, fears, likings, dislikes, views about certain subject, there are a lot of questions, it doesnt matter if they are silly or random thats why i open an ask blog dear.

 

if i tuned into an alicorn i would be the first bizzarre queen ever, i mean you look luna, Celestia and twilight all alicorn represent something powerful, how powerful pickles can be? i mean i trip everytime i eat one buti dunno the rest, The Pickle Queen, sounds legit, i always dream of appear on billboards with me holding one of my jars of pickles and saying something like "mom Soury's Pickles are the #1 homemade high quality pickles that brings pleasure and delight in your home" but going so far as be a queen well, i dunno, i wonder if twilight became a princess for being an alicorn or she became an alicorn for being a princess, but even if am not an princess, it would be lovely to fly and wear those expensive jewels like princess Celestia, but i dunno about magic, i feel like those are gonna make me lazy

[Valynne 2,739]

come on! i have a lot to answer!

[CinnamonPop 3,353]

What instrument would you play if you were in rainbow rocks?

[Valynne 2,739]

oh interesting question, well in Rainbow Rock i would play saxophone, flute, trompet or harmonic, any air intrument i born with good lungs maybe this is why i sound like Ms. Cake when i talk. I dunno to be honest how it would fit any of this in a rock concert, but the creativity has no limits and who know maybe theres a good song with normal intruments and one of those i would use

What instrument would you play if you were in rainbow rocks?

[CinnamonPop 3,353]

If there was a portal connecting our world with what Lyra calls, "The Human World". What do you think Balareth would do if him/her saw you?