What would be the first thing you'd tell the ponies about if they came here?

[Probably Lee 197]

lol these are two of my favourite ideas so far, imagine the lawsuit (once everyone got over the fact talking ponies existed) I can just envision Twilight pointing to blown up canvases with clop content and shivering and stating her case xD

 

OH MY GOD IM GONNA CHOKE XD

[EquestriaGuy 1,074]

"Beware the human species. We are living contradictions, capable of stunning intelligence, as well as stunning idiocy. Breathtaking goodness, and breathtaking cruelty. Our generosity and hostility know no bounds. Under no circumstance should you ever raise a hoof against them, for you will receive an asymmetrical response. If you choose to leave now, I won't blame you, and I'd probably ask to go with you, but if you wish to explore this highly xenophobic world, I have just one bit of advice; Trot very carefully."

[Pip_Gobbler 32]

OH MY GOD IM GONNA CHOKE XD

Oh no CPR lol  You must live! xD

[Pip_Gobbler 32]

I'd show them the brony fandom.

...And introduce them to the fact that there are humans that eat meat.

 

 

.......And tell them to be cautious around people who claim that the ponies are their waifus.

I'm not sure how well that'd go lmao, Twilight and Rarity might use their magic to free all the cows and enslave all the humans xD

[yeet 2,027]

Video games. Always the video games.

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

The way back. 

 

They're way too nice to make it in this world. If they couldn't go back I'd recommend that they lay low. Living, talking cartoon ponies are bound to freak people out.

[A Black Circle 1,586]

Go back to where you came from, I'm only trying to protect you.

[Felix 1,363]

I'd tell them that they can stay at my place while they work to get home and that I'd love to help as well! (And possibly ask if I could go with them or be turned into something as a reward. x3)

[paradoxical 1,735]

Twily?  "This is the library."

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

Well, Rainbow is already seated on my couch (waiting to watch more episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh).  So I'd probably tell Twi about the Yu-Gi-Oh! card game and encourage her to play Dashie in a match.  Rainbow would, of course, play Six Samurai, and Twi could try her hooves at Lightsworn.  Twi might be a quick study, but Rainbow still has the edge.  She knows and trusts her Six Samurai, and she has the heart of a duelist.

 

Then Twi can go back to Equestria.

[SCS 7,537]

I would explain to them how much evil, violence, hatred, and danger there is in this world, and I would ask them if they would be willing to do anything to help fight it. Otherwise, I'd do my best to help them find a way back to Equestria.

[PinkieAwesome 65]

Go back twight! You are not safe here!

 

Then again..she did enter the human world and was a human herself..*shrugs*

[cider float 2,538]

Go back and take me with you.

[simba86 1,541]

take them outside and show them earth

[J. Brony 313]

Well, first I would introduce myself as the Emperor of the Earth and then boop her nose.  Twilight probably wouldn't appreciate being booped so I'd act offended and accuse her of besmirching my people's traditional greeting and insulting us.  Then, when she tried to apologize, I'd threaten to declare war unless she allowed me to negotiate with her superiors.  Then I'd follow her back to Equestria and meet Princess Celestia.  Then I'd boop her nose too. 

Edited December 16, 2015 by J. Brony